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thing of the day (thing+654)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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humans

FUFK

I had a thing of the day planned really a general theme anyway or something I thinj I remember thinking that it sounded good but now it's completey and fucking utterly gone from my brain because everything I ever was today is gone already and really there was no today it's an abstract concept there is only the now and sorry but that's life tha'ts fucking life it'll alldisappear when i die (which will happenin the now) so no use crying over it where do your thoughts even come from anyway i don'tknow gdsjl ID ONT FUCKINGKNOW

it's just annoying that in my lifedeath ahs't been cure and we haven't solved all the mysteries of the universe. why couldn't I have been born a million years from now? because the exact arrangement of brain stuff needed to create me can only exist now. i can only be me now. i wouldn't be me amillionm years ago. i am meant fo rthis. this pointless life of nothing.

i'm never going to have children and really do i care i don't want to leave a legacy i want to beimmmortal.

i don'tunderstand why more people don't feel the same way.

Cunts.

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yeah

message boards

you probably don't have them in the future

probably the only way you can go online is by logging into facebook

butyeah

they used to be a thing

then they died

even though they were far better than facebook

evne though i could never post aything like this on facebook

they still died

so yeah

tell your kdis

abot mesageboards

and fuck facebook

cunts

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I even feel like my ability to rank female celebrities has diminished

because they're all so good

how can i choose between them

i like at one and think yeah tha'ts the onle

then i look at another and think she makes a good argument

so yeah

even that one thing that made me space

that's goone

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i hate it on tv how autistic people are always shown as being SUPER SMART and they're all MAGICaL WITH CoMPUTERS or they can COUNT A BILLION without using their fingers or whatever but guess what they fucking aren't they're just like other people excpt lacking in any social skills and they have stupid austic fucking faces and nobody will ever have sex with them and it's shit don't ever let anyone tell you being autistic is sepcail or some shit like that

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Man: I HAVE A PENIS.

Woman: Urgh, men!

Man: ME LIKE YOUR HAIR.

Woman: Aww, men!

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that's a comic I wrote for an MRA BLOG

not really

don't make a comic out of that

unless it's clear that it's a parody of those type of things and shouldn't be taken at face value

okay

i can't take anything at face value ever

idon't have a face

fg

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fjther'es nothing in me

JUsT FUCKING KILL ME
 
I hope I get a girl pregnant right before I die so that I can pass on my genes but don't actually have to be a father.
 
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