CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"But you can't be a robot!" said Taylor. "You're so human!"
"I still have a human brain, girl," said Rihanna. "Help me off the wall and I'll explain." Taylor helped Rihanna climb off the sword that had nailed her to the wall.
"A human brain...but a robot body?" asked Taylor, staring into the hole through Rihanna. Taylor Swift had always been fascinated by robotics.
"Yeah, biatch," said Rihanna. "Remember the time I fought the robot King Kong on the top of the Empire State Building? Well what your history books don't tell you is that when I knocked Kong off the top, I fell too. My body was broken. My brain was okay because I was wearing a forcefield around my head, but I needed a new body fast. Turns out King Kong had built a robot version of me as part of some evil plan. Well, I hope it was an evil plan. Rather that than for sex! So they put my human brain in that robot body. It was the only way to keep me alive, ho!"
"So when the alien shot you with the raygun and you were dying..."
"I wasn't dying, but he hit my power core," said Rihanna. "Started leaking. I had to get charged up again. But when Madonna stabbed me there, she missed all my vital components. Did not damage at all."
"Even though I know you're a robot, you still seems like the same Rihanna to me!" said Taylor.
"Aww, that's sweet...ERROR CODE 38, HUMAN FEELINGS NOT RECOGNISE BY DATABANK, ERROR, ERROR," said Rihanna.
"Haha, you kidder!" said Taylor. "Hey, we're back at Earth!" The ships viewscreen showed Earth. Taylor felt a tear in her eye as she looked at it.
"What's going on..." said Madona, waking up again.
"You slag," said Rihanna. "I should kill you, put you out of your misery. The robot won't be able to use you then!"
"I'm sorry," said Madonna, hurt. "The aliens messed with my DNA, it...affected my mind."
"SURE IT DID, " said Rihanna, rolling her eyes.
"Wait," said Taylor. "Madonna, look at Earth. Isn't it beautiful? Aren't you happy to be home?"
Madonna looked at Earth on the viewscreen. She started to tear up.
"Oh, what have I done," she cried. "I've been a fool...Earth. That is where my destiny lies."
"I can see the mountain," said Taylor, scared. "It seems to have grown even larger..."
"Well, let's do something about that, bitches," said Rihanna. She pressed a button on the ship's control panel. Suddenly the ship dropped an ALIEN ATOMIC BOMB on the moutain. It exploded.
"No!" said Taylor. "You just killed Shakira, Beyonce and GaGa! They had their minds messed with by the robot, it's not their fault!"
"Casaulities of war, dogs," said Rihanna. "You can't make an egg without blowing up a few omlettes!"
"That...that's wrong in several ways," said Taylor.
"Wait," said Madonna. "The mountain..." They all looked at the viewscreen. The dust had cleared from the alien atomic blast. The mountain stood as tall as ever.
"It's still there," said Taylor, as her heart sank. "There is no hope."
"Still there," said Madonna. "No hope. NO HOPE. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then she grabbed the control helmt of the ship and put it on.
"I still have a human brain, girl," said Rihanna. "Help me off the wall and I'll explain." Taylor helped Rihanna climb off the sword that had nailed her to the wall.
"A human brain...but a robot body?" asked Taylor, staring into the hole through Rihanna. Taylor Swift had always been fascinated by robotics.
"Yeah, biatch," said Rihanna. "Remember the time I fought the robot King Kong on the top of the Empire State Building? Well what your history books don't tell you is that when I knocked Kong off the top, I fell too. My body was broken. My brain was okay because I was wearing a forcefield around my head, but I needed a new body fast. Turns out King Kong had built a robot version of me as part of some evil plan. Well, I hope it was an evil plan. Rather that than for sex! So they put my human brain in that robot body. It was the only way to keep me alive, ho!"
"So when the alien shot you with the raygun and you were dying..."
"I wasn't dying, but he hit my power core," said Rihanna. "Started leaking. I had to get charged up again. But when Madonna stabbed me there, she missed all my vital components. Did not damage at all."
"Even though I know you're a robot, you still seems like the same Rihanna to me!" said Taylor.
"Aww, that's sweet...ERROR CODE 38, HUMAN FEELINGS NOT RECOGNISE BY DATABANK, ERROR, ERROR," said Rihanna.
"Haha, you kidder!" said Taylor. "Hey, we're back at Earth!" The ships viewscreen showed Earth. Taylor felt a tear in her eye as she looked at it.
"What's going on..." said Madona, waking up again.
"You slag," said Rihanna. "I should kill you, put you out of your misery. The robot won't be able to use you then!"
"I'm sorry," said Madonna, hurt. "The aliens messed with my DNA, it...affected my mind."
"SURE IT DID, " said Rihanna, rolling her eyes.
"Wait," said Taylor. "Madonna, look at Earth. Isn't it beautiful? Aren't you happy to be home?"
Madonna looked at Earth on the viewscreen. She started to tear up.
"Oh, what have I done," she cried. "I've been a fool...Earth. That is where my destiny lies."
"I can see the mountain," said Taylor, scared. "It seems to have grown even larger..."
"Well, let's do something about that, bitches," said Rihanna. She pressed a button on the ship's control panel. Suddenly the ship dropped an ALIEN ATOMIC BOMB on the moutain. It exploded.
"No!" said Taylor. "You just killed Shakira, Beyonce and GaGa! They had their minds messed with by the robot, it's not their fault!"
"Casaulities of war, dogs," said Rihanna. "You can't make an egg without blowing up a few omlettes!"
"That...that's wrong in several ways," said Taylor.
"Wait," said Madonna. "The mountain..." They all looked at the viewscreen. The dust had cleared from the alien atomic blast. The mountain stood as tall as ever.
"It's still there," said Taylor, as her heart sank. "There is no hope."
"Still there," said Madonna. "No hope. NO HOPE. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then she grabbed the control helmt of the ship and put it on.