CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"What the fuck!" said Taylor. Madonna was steering the ship right at the mount. Taylor lunged for her and Madonna kicked her in the face.
"Destiny, destiny!" said Madonna. "Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone!"
Rihanna tried to run at Madonna, but her robot parts were too badly damaged. She stumbled, but the distraction allowed Taylor to grab Madonna.
"ENOUGH," said Taylor, wrestling the control helmet from her head. But it was too late. The ship crash-landed on the mountain. Yet strangely Taylor was barely hurt.
"Ship's tough, has a forcefield around it," said Rihanna. Her head had fallen off in the crash. Taylor ran over to help her, but the door of the ship was foced open. Beyonce, Shakira and Lady GaGa stood there with guns trained on Taylor and Madonna.
"Just give me a reason to blow you away, Swift," said GaGa.
"Finally!" said Madonna. "Finally...my destiny!"
"You idiot!" said Taylor. "Crashing the ship into the robot obviously wans't going to kill him if a nuclear bomb wouldn't. And now we're captured and there's nothing we can do to stop the robot from burning the world! You've doomed us all, Madonna!"
"That's what she wanted," said Rihanna's head. Taylor didn't understand. The three brainwashed pop singers led Madonna and Taylor outside. Taylor carried Rihanna's head. The robot was standing there, waiting.
"Finally, you have seen sense," said the robot, looking at Madonna.
"Yes...my lover," said Madonna. And she bowed down before the robot. Taylor gasped.
"No!" she said. "You said...you can't...no!"
"Did you think I was the hero of this story?" asked Madonna. "Oh, Taylor. Poor little Taylor. Everything you said in that zoo was right. Life is absurd. A joke. It has to be changed. That's the only way it will ever have value. It's that simple. We could have stayed in that zoo, Taylor. We could have had our DNA altered and lived forever. Happy. But you tore that away from me, you and your robot bitch Rihanna. And look what happened. Time moved us forward. We ended up back here. Time is always moving us forward. We're just going to die, Taylor. Unless I do something. Unless I born away the humans and become a Goddess."
"You're sick!" said Taylor. "You fucking bitch you'd kill seven billion people just so that you get to live forever!" Madonna thought about this for a moment.
"Yes," she said. "I would. There was a time when I thought I could achieve immortality through my music. Remember Like A Prayer? That was great, right? It really was. But years kept going by. I kept getting older. Look at me now. I'm old as dirt. But now I understand! My destiny! Life was preparing me for this all along! For the embrace...of the Squid God."
"Yes," said the robot. "The Squid God is the necessarily evil who will help the world burn. Don't worry, Taylor. Despite your rebellion I shall let you live too."
"I don't want to live in your world," said Taylor.
"Me neither!" said Rihanna's head. The robot fired laser beams out of his eyes at Rihanna's head and it exploded in Taylor's hands. Taylor barely even had time to cry before Katy Perry appeared on the mountain.
"Am I late? " said Katy.
"Destiny, destiny!" said Madonna. "Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone!"
Rihanna tried to run at Madonna, but her robot parts were too badly damaged. She stumbled, but the distraction allowed Taylor to grab Madonna.
"ENOUGH," said Taylor, wrestling the control helmet from her head. But it was too late. The ship crash-landed on the mountain. Yet strangely Taylor was barely hurt.
"Ship's tough, has a forcefield around it," said Rihanna. Her head had fallen off in the crash. Taylor ran over to help her, but the door of the ship was foced open. Beyonce, Shakira and Lady GaGa stood there with guns trained on Taylor and Madonna.
"Just give me a reason to blow you away, Swift," said GaGa.
"Finally!" said Madonna. "Finally...my destiny!"
"You idiot!" said Taylor. "Crashing the ship into the robot obviously wans't going to kill him if a nuclear bomb wouldn't. And now we're captured and there's nothing we can do to stop the robot from burning the world! You've doomed us all, Madonna!"
"That's what she wanted," said Rihanna's head. Taylor didn't understand. The three brainwashed pop singers led Madonna and Taylor outside. Taylor carried Rihanna's head. The robot was standing there, waiting.
"Finally, you have seen sense," said the robot, looking at Madonna.
"Yes...my lover," said Madonna. And she bowed down before the robot. Taylor gasped.
"No!" she said. "You said...you can't...no!"
"Did you think I was the hero of this story?" asked Madonna. "Oh, Taylor. Poor little Taylor. Everything you said in that zoo was right. Life is absurd. A joke. It has to be changed. That's the only way it will ever have value. It's that simple. We could have stayed in that zoo, Taylor. We could have had our DNA altered and lived forever. Happy. But you tore that away from me, you and your robot bitch Rihanna. And look what happened. Time moved us forward. We ended up back here. Time is always moving us forward. We're just going to die, Taylor. Unless I do something. Unless I born away the humans and become a Goddess."
"You're sick!" said Taylor. "You fucking bitch you'd kill seven billion people just so that you get to live forever!" Madonna thought about this for a moment.
"Yes," she said. "I would. There was a time when I thought I could achieve immortality through my music. Remember Like A Prayer? That was great, right? It really was. But years kept going by. I kept getting older. Look at me now. I'm old as dirt. But now I understand! My destiny! Life was preparing me for this all along! For the embrace...of the Squid God."
"Yes," said the robot. "The Squid God is the necessarily evil who will help the world burn. Don't worry, Taylor. Despite your rebellion I shall let you live too."
"I don't want to live in your world," said Taylor.
"Me neither!" said Rihanna's head. The robot fired laser beams out of his eyes at Rihanna's head and it exploded in Taylor's hands. Taylor barely even had time to cry before Katy Perry appeared on the mountain.
"Am I late? " said Katy.