CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"She was a traitor all along, blimey!" said Russell Brand, as the ink-eyed Demi Lovato roared.
"No!" said Taylor. "Not my friend Demi Lovato!"
"She was probably infected by an ink feeler," said the robot. "Squidonna was sending them all over the world. Demi wouldn't even have known. All this time Squidonna has been waiting to activate her. And now she has...we must stop her before she kills us all."
"Ninjas, kill her!" said Kristen Stewart. Her lesbian ninjas prepared to attack Demi, who was growing more and more covered in ink.
"Don't kill her!" said Taylor. "There has to be another way!"
"There is no other way!" said Kristen. "When I agreed to join you it was on the understanding that you would be willing to do what must be done. And that includes allowing Demi Lovato to be murdered by my lesbian ninjas!"
"I'LL KILL YOU ALL WHILE YOU TALK," said Demi, and she punched a ninja straight through the chest. She pulled out the ninja's still beating heart and held it up for all to see. Then she ate it.
"Yeah, okay, this time you can kill her," sighed Taylor. The ninjas circled Squid Demi.
"You fools," said Demi. "I'm not just a squid slave...I'm a squid carrier!" Ink came from her eyes.
"No!" said Taylor. But it was too late. The eyes of the ninjas flashed black.
"Girls, what are you waiting for, kill her!" said Kristen. But the ninjas instead looked at Kristen...and attacked her.
"It's all gone tits up!" said Russell Brand. Kristen fought off the ninjas as best she could, but they kicked her legs out from under her. Suddenly Taylor saved her with a flying kick.
"We need to get out of here," said Kristen.
"We can't lose the spaceship, it's all we've got!" said Taylor.
"Allow me," said the robot. It ran forward and used its robot strength to pick up every ninja at once with its robot arms. It threw them out of the window of the spaceship. But Demi Lovato remained.
"SQUIDONNA IS LOVE," she said. "JOIN HER, TAYLOR! YOU TOO, KRISTEN! LIVE IN SERVICE OF HER!"
"She won't kill us," said Taylor.
"NO," said Squid Demi. "BUT I WILL KILL THOSE WHO SQUIDONNA CARES NOT FOR...INCLUDING HIM!"
She punched her fist through Russell Brand's chest.
"No!" said Taylor. "Not my friend Demi Lovato!"
"She was probably infected by an ink feeler," said the robot. "Squidonna was sending them all over the world. Demi wouldn't even have known. All this time Squidonna has been waiting to activate her. And now she has...we must stop her before she kills us all."
"Ninjas, kill her!" said Kristen Stewart. Her lesbian ninjas prepared to attack Demi, who was growing more and more covered in ink.
"Don't kill her!" said Taylor. "There has to be another way!"
"There is no other way!" said Kristen. "When I agreed to join you it was on the understanding that you would be willing to do what must be done. And that includes allowing Demi Lovato to be murdered by my lesbian ninjas!"
"I'LL KILL YOU ALL WHILE YOU TALK," said Demi, and she punched a ninja straight through the chest. She pulled out the ninja's still beating heart and held it up for all to see. Then she ate it.
"Yeah, okay, this time you can kill her," sighed Taylor. The ninjas circled Squid Demi.
"You fools," said Demi. "I'm not just a squid slave...I'm a squid carrier!" Ink came from her eyes.
"No!" said Taylor. But it was too late. The eyes of the ninjas flashed black.
"Girls, what are you waiting for, kill her!" said Kristen. But the ninjas instead looked at Kristen...and attacked her.
"It's all gone tits up!" said Russell Brand. Kristen fought off the ninjas as best she could, but they kicked her legs out from under her. Suddenly Taylor saved her with a flying kick.
"We need to get out of here," said Kristen.
"We can't lose the spaceship, it's all we've got!" said Taylor.
"Allow me," said the robot. It ran forward and used its robot strength to pick up every ninja at once with its robot arms. It threw them out of the window of the spaceship. But Demi Lovato remained.
"SQUIDONNA IS LOVE," she said. "JOIN HER, TAYLOR! YOU TOO, KRISTEN! LIVE IN SERVICE OF HER!"
"She won't kill us," said Taylor.
"NO," said Squid Demi. "BUT I WILL KILL THOSE WHO SQUIDONNA CARES NOT FOR...INCLUDING HIM!"
She punched her fist through Russell Brand's chest.
