CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Taylor Swift held her friends in her grasp. Russell Brand, the robot, Demi Lovato, Kristen Stewart, Olivia Benson, Rihanna, the lesbian ninjas, she had them all. With a thought she could end their lives.
"Kill them, kill them!" said Squidonna.
"I can't...I...I'm not strong enough," said Taylor. Squidonna pumped more power into Taylor's body, then slumped forward.
"You are, I can feel your strength," said Squidonna. "DO IT."
Taylor acted quickly. She shot power into each of her friends. They all woke up. "Now, attack!" said Taylor.
"WHAT!" said Squidonna. But before she could react, each of Taylor's friends attacked her. Olivia Benson jumped right on Squidonna's face, clawing her. The robot used its robot strength to pound Squidonna's body. The lesbian ninjas and Kristen Stewart launched a flurry of kicks. Demi Lovato smashed a rock over Squidonna's head. Rihanna shot lasers from her eyes. Russell Brand taunted her with his ballbags.
"I told you, I'll never join you," said Taylor, watching the violence with a stoic look on her face. She could still feel the power inside her. So much power. "I felt you getting weaker when you made me immortal. You're still in Madonna's body, and that body is frail. And all your ink slaves are far away. You wanted me to be your friend, didn't you? That was why you were so desperate, why you gave me so much. And now I will use your own power...to stop you."
"NOOOO!" said Squidonna. She struggled. Taylor calmly made high heel shoes appear on her own feet. She liked them. They were sexy.
"Just stay down and this will be over, ho!" said Rihanna, grabbed Squidonna. But Squidonna, with a suddenly burst of strength, ripped Rihanna's robot arm clean off. Olivia Benson jumped at Squidonna's face again, but Squidonna swung the arm, striking the cat in mid air and send her flying off the mountain to the rocks below. Squidonna grabbed the nearest lesbian ninja and snapped her neck. She grabbed Kristen Stewart and prepared to snap her neck too, but suddenly Russell Brand shoulder-tackled Squidonna, knocking her to the ground. The robot and Rihanna quickly used their superior strength to hold Squidonna down.
"Fools!" said Squidonna. "You think you can imprison me? My power is already returning, all my ink slaves are heading to this location. You are all doomer!" Taylor calmly walked over to Squidonna on her high heels. She looked down on her, and stood with one heel foot over Squidonna's chest.
"No," said Taylor. "We're not going to imprison you. We're going to kill you." And she drove the heel down hard into Squidonna's chest, and the heel smash right through her brittle bones and right into her heart.
An unholy cry came from Squidonna's mouth. And then, suddenly, Squidonna's black eyes went back to normal, and she was just Madonna again. The dark spirit of the Squid God rose from Madonna's body, and hung in the air for a few terrible seconds, bringing fear into the hearts of all who saw it. But then it was sucked back into the mountain where it belonged. Taylor looked down. Somehow, Madonna was still alive. Taylor kneeled down and tooke her hand.
"I...I do remember," said Madonna. "Michael Jackson's house...the chocolate room...you ate so much. I laughed and laughed. We had fun, didn't we? For a while there. It was real. Before I...I was so weak. But...we were friends, weren't we? For a time..."
"Yes," said Taylor, tears in her eyes now. She was almost surprised that she could still feel emotions. "We were friends, Madonna."
Madonna smiled and died.
"Kill them, kill them!" said Squidonna.
"I can't...I...I'm not strong enough," said Taylor. Squidonna pumped more power into Taylor's body, then slumped forward.
"You are, I can feel your strength," said Squidonna. "DO IT."
Taylor acted quickly. She shot power into each of her friends. They all woke up. "Now, attack!" said Taylor.
"WHAT!" said Squidonna. But before she could react, each of Taylor's friends attacked her. Olivia Benson jumped right on Squidonna's face, clawing her. The robot used its robot strength to pound Squidonna's body. The lesbian ninjas and Kristen Stewart launched a flurry of kicks. Demi Lovato smashed a rock over Squidonna's head. Rihanna shot lasers from her eyes. Russell Brand taunted her with his ballbags.
"I told you, I'll never join you," said Taylor, watching the violence with a stoic look on her face. She could still feel the power inside her. So much power. "I felt you getting weaker when you made me immortal. You're still in Madonna's body, and that body is frail. And all your ink slaves are far away. You wanted me to be your friend, didn't you? That was why you were so desperate, why you gave me so much. And now I will use your own power...to stop you."
"NOOOO!" said Squidonna. She struggled. Taylor calmly made high heel shoes appear on her own feet. She liked them. They were sexy.
"Just stay down and this will be over, ho!" said Rihanna, grabbed Squidonna. But Squidonna, with a suddenly burst of strength, ripped Rihanna's robot arm clean off. Olivia Benson jumped at Squidonna's face again, but Squidonna swung the arm, striking the cat in mid air and send her flying off the mountain to the rocks below. Squidonna grabbed the nearest lesbian ninja and snapped her neck. She grabbed Kristen Stewart and prepared to snap her neck too, but suddenly Russell Brand shoulder-tackled Squidonna, knocking her to the ground. The robot and Rihanna quickly used their superior strength to hold Squidonna down.
"Fools!" said Squidonna. "You think you can imprison me? My power is already returning, all my ink slaves are heading to this location. You are all doomer!" Taylor calmly walked over to Squidonna on her high heels. She looked down on her, and stood with one heel foot over Squidonna's chest.
"No," said Taylor. "We're not going to imprison you. We're going to kill you." And she drove the heel down hard into Squidonna's chest, and the heel smash right through her brittle bones and right into her heart.
An unholy cry came from Squidonna's mouth. And then, suddenly, Squidonna's black eyes went back to normal, and she was just Madonna again. The dark spirit of the Squid God rose from Madonna's body, and hung in the air for a few terrible seconds, bringing fear into the hearts of all who saw it. But then it was sucked back into the mountain where it belonged. Taylor looked down. Somehow, Madonna was still alive. Taylor kneeled down and tooke her hand.
"I...I do remember," said Madonna. "Michael Jackson's house...the chocolate room...you ate so much. I laughed and laughed. We had fun, didn't we? For a while there. It was real. Before I...I was so weak. But...we were friends, weren't we? For a time..."
"Yes," said Taylor, tears in her eyes now. She was almost surprised that she could still feel emotions. "We were friends, Madonna."
Madonna smiled and died.