CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"She's dead then," said the robot. "It would appear to be over." But he was looking at Taylor with a curious look on his robotic face. She could still feel the power in her, even though Squidonna was dead. How could that be? Suddenly the ground began to shake.
"The mountain!" said Russell Brand. "It's coming down, by crikey!"
"Of course," said the robot, calmly. "Without the Squid God's spirit to hold it up, the mountain will return to the Earth where it belongs."
"How do we get off of here, hooker?" asked Rihanna. "The spaceship's away down there, down in the rocks where Squidonna threw it!"
"We're done for," said Kristen Stewart. "After all that...to die here."
"No," said Taylor, calmly. "I can fix this." Then she concentrated, with her mind. Suddnely the spaceship lifted up off the rocks. Taylor moved it with her mind, bringing it to the mountaintop where they were standing.
"I don't believe it," said Demi Lovato. Everyone ran aboard the ship. It took off. Taylor found she could fly it now without the control helmet.
"Wait, my cat," said Taylor. "Squidonna threw her off the mountain. We have to fetch her."
"Leave her, save us!" said Russell. But Taylor flew the ship around the mountain, even as it started to collapse. She somehow spotted little Olivia Benson clinging to the side. She used the ship's tractor beam to save her.
"Thank you, mistress," said Olivia Benson, rubbing her face against Taylor's. "Mrrrr!" Finally Taylor started to fly the ship away from the mountain as it continued to fall.
"Look, people!" said Rihanna, pointing back to the mountain. There were confused looking people on the mountainside. And they were being crushed to death by falling rocks.
"They were ink slaves," said the robot. "Squidonna called them to the mountain to attack us. But with her dead they don't know why they are there...and now they are dying."
"Most of them probably aren't lesbians," said Kristen Stewart. "But I still feel bad for them."
"And they woulnd't be dead if it wasn't for us," said Russell Brand, sadly. Yet Taylor found that she couldn't as bad for them. After all, they had saved so many people. Was it really so bad if a few died?
"There's nothing we can do for them," she said, coldly. She felt Olivia Benson rub up against her again.
"So...what do we do now?" asked Demi Lovato after a long pause.
"I guess we all go home," said Russell Brand. "Wherever that is!"
"I'm going to feed my cat," said Taylor, and she left them talking as she carried Olivia Benson into the spaceship's kitchen.
"Mrrrr!" said Olivia, rubbing herself into Taylor's neck. "You feel different, mistress. More powerful."
"I...I am," said Taylor. "I really am immortal now, like Squidonna said."
"Yes, mistress," said Olivia Benson. "This is how you are still alive in my time. Do you understand now? Do you see how you unite the world."
"With my music...and my power," said Taylor.
"Yes, mistress," said Olivia Benson. "Your best songs are still ahead of you. And the world, once you eliminate those who reject your message, will be beautiful."
"Eliminate them?" asked Talor. She felt a shiver down her spine as Olivia Benson rubbed against her again.
"Of course, mistress," said the Meepboop alien cat from the future. "Your death camps slaughter the non-believers in a most glorious manner."
"The mountain!" said Russell Brand. "It's coming down, by crikey!"
"Of course," said the robot, calmly. "Without the Squid God's spirit to hold it up, the mountain will return to the Earth where it belongs."
"How do we get off of here, hooker?" asked Rihanna. "The spaceship's away down there, down in the rocks where Squidonna threw it!"
"We're done for," said Kristen Stewart. "After all that...to die here."
"No," said Taylor, calmly. "I can fix this." Then she concentrated, with her mind. Suddnely the spaceship lifted up off the rocks. Taylor moved it with her mind, bringing it to the mountaintop where they were standing.
"I don't believe it," said Demi Lovato. Everyone ran aboard the ship. It took off. Taylor found she could fly it now without the control helmet.
"Wait, my cat," said Taylor. "Squidonna threw her off the mountain. We have to fetch her."
"Leave her, save us!" said Russell. But Taylor flew the ship around the mountain, even as it started to collapse. She somehow spotted little Olivia Benson clinging to the side. She used the ship's tractor beam to save her.
"Thank you, mistress," said Olivia Benson, rubbing her face against Taylor's. "Mrrrr!" Finally Taylor started to fly the ship away from the mountain as it continued to fall.
"Look, people!" said Rihanna, pointing back to the mountain. There were confused looking people on the mountainside. And they were being crushed to death by falling rocks.
"They were ink slaves," said the robot. "Squidonna called them to the mountain to attack us. But with her dead they don't know why they are there...and now they are dying."
"Most of them probably aren't lesbians," said Kristen Stewart. "But I still feel bad for them."
"And they woulnd't be dead if it wasn't for us," said Russell Brand, sadly. Yet Taylor found that she couldn't as bad for them. After all, they had saved so many people. Was it really so bad if a few died?
"There's nothing we can do for them," she said, coldly. She felt Olivia Benson rub up against her again.
"So...what do we do now?" asked Demi Lovato after a long pause.
"I guess we all go home," said Russell Brand. "Wherever that is!"
"I'm going to feed my cat," said Taylor, and she left them talking as she carried Olivia Benson into the spaceship's kitchen.
"Mrrrr!" said Olivia, rubbing herself into Taylor's neck. "You feel different, mistress. More powerful."
"I...I am," said Taylor. "I really am immortal now, like Squidonna said."
"Yes, mistress," said Olivia Benson. "This is how you are still alive in my time. Do you understand now? Do you see how you unite the world."
"With my music...and my power," said Taylor.
"Yes, mistress," said Olivia Benson. "Your best songs are still ahead of you. And the world, once you eliminate those who reject your message, will be beautiful."
"Eliminate them?" asked Talor. She felt a shiver down her spine as Olivia Benson rubbed against her again.
"Of course, mistress," said the Meepboop alien cat from the future. "Your death camps slaughter the non-believers in a most glorious manner."