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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And so they all began to leave Taylor Swift's spaceship.

"I'll go back to the moon, I suppose," said Russell Brand. "Maybe I'll even put me old 'eart back in me chest! Oy, Taylor, fancy one last shag for old time's sake?"

"No," said Taylor, sadly. "No one man will ever be enough for me now." And Russell nodded and left.

"So many lesbian ninjas have died," said Kristen Stewart. "I'll return to the sea. Ah, the sea! It calls to me, as it does to all lesbians. We will build or city bigger and better than before. We will be ready for any threat. And maybe, just maybe, if the surface world is in trouble...we'll come to help." And Kristen was gone.

"I'll meet up with Gaga, Shakira, Beyonce, Avril and Katy," said Demi Lovato. "They must be feeling so lost without Squidonna. Just as I do. Perhaps we can help each other." And so Demi's part in the story drew to an end.

"There's still battles to be fought, ho," said Rihanna. "Godzilla is still alive and I'm set for a final reckoning with him. I'll try not to let my robots kill off humanity. Catch you later, slut." And with that typical brash goodbye, Rihanna was gone.

"You," said Taylor, turning to Olivia Benson. "You're not my cat."

"I took your cat's place when I travelled back in time," admitted the Meepboop. "Your cat will be back home waiting for you, if you want to see her again. I just wanted to be close to you, Goddess."

"I'm not your Goddess. I'm not going to do the things you said I will. There will be no...death camps," said Taylor. She hated even admitting it was a possibility.

"I know what you are," purred the Meepboop. "And I will see you again."

"Not if anything to say about it I have!" said Taylor. And she hit the Meepboop with a roundhouse kick, sending it flying into a portal Taylor had just made appear, sucking the Meepboop back to its own time.

"And so it is," said the robot. "Just you and I now, Taylor. What are you planning to do?"

"This," said Taylor. And she turned the spaceship back around and flew back to the site of the mountain. Of course it was gone now. There was no trace of it, even the destruction it had left in its wake was gone. All the people who had died had just disappeared, perhaps sucked underground into the Squid God's unholy dungeon. But Taylor could feel the mountain. There was a rock. One single rock, jutting out of the ground. Taylor landed her ship and went towards it.

"You intend to..."

"I'm going to stay here," said Taylor. "Forever. I'm going to guard the world against the Squid God, use my power to make sure it can never return."

"A selfelss act, but unecessary," said the robot. "And there is so much good you could do in the world with your power..."

"Good? With this power? This SQUID power?" sneered Taylor, imagining the death camps in her mind.

"It's not squid power," said the robot. "The Squid God gave you this power, yes, but that doesn't mean you are the same as him. All the power comes from The Source, my research has found. Good, evil, it doesn't matter there. You are not destined to do evil..."

"But the Meepboop was from the future, it told me..."

"I am from the future too," said the robot. "And as has been proven time and again, the future isn't written. Please, let me be the one to guard this mountain."

"You. The robot who once brought the Squid God into the world. It's your fault all this happened. It's your fault Madonna died."

"Then let me atone," said the robot. "Let me do something good."

"I still think it should be me," said Taylor. "I don't know what I can do in the world anymore. How can I live as a person..."

"It seems like you have plenty of material for a new album," said the robot.

"I...yes," said Taylor. "Maybe if I could sing about all this, it would all begin to make sense...of course I'll have to change the details a little..."

"Goodbye, Taylor," said the robot, suddenly. "We will not speak again." And with that, he faded into the rock, somehow, and both of them were gone. Taylor didn't understand what had happened, but she knew the mountain was under the robots protection now.

Taylor got back into her empty spaceship. She felt so alone.
 
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