CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
IT's JUsT a NROMAL THING of THe day AGIAn
sorry
the Taylor Swift sotry is is over
sorry
you don't know whatyou'vegot toilllllllllllllll it'sg one
lg
gone
lol
now you have this shit agian
sorry
this is whati'll always go back to
fading away
can't write things like the TAYLOR SWIFT STORY anymore
maybe one day
but
have to go back to what i really am
and it's this
THIS SHIT
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHA
it's a metpahor for LIFe
nlol
fj
its a metaphor for shit
it is shit
life
but
also
it's an illusion?
it ends
it's ending right now
it could end right this seocnd
imagine you were about ninety four
you might think it's good to make it to that age
but if i was nintefy four all I would be thinking is "i''ll literally be dead in a few weeks"
or less
94 year olds ie all the time
so you can't really say "I'm 94!" like it's a permamtn state
becuse you'll probably die a few days later
so yeah
how can anyone be happy to be old
but hwo can anyone be happy to be anything
it's a mstyer!
___________________________________
EVERY
CAT
HAS
PAWS
AND
A
TAIL
EXCEPT SOME DON'T
_______________________________________
Man: Hello I would like to buy a nose.
Woman: This isn't a shop. It's a car. You just walked into my car and asked if you could buy a nonse.
Man: Well, can I?
Woman: No.
Man: I want a nose!
Woman: I'm going to call the police.
Man: Call them what.
Woman: Get out of my car.
Man: It isn't supposed to be here!
Woman: What?
Man: Your car.
Woman: Why are you...
Man: I'm a time traveller from the future. I have arrived in the wrong year. The nose shop is supposed to be where your car is.
Woman: Oh, that makes perfect sense.
Man: Really?
Woman: NO, GET OUT.
Man: When the nose shop opens on this exact spot in twenty seven years...you will know I was real.
Woman: Yeah I'm sure I'll look out for that.
______________________________________________
and the ironic thing is that twenty seven years later she did return to that very spot and found...a shop that sold mice
makes you think doesn't it
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEy MONEy
WE EAT THE HONEy HONEY
WE LOVE HOW IT TASTES
BECASUE WE ARE BEARS
BEARS WITH LOTS OF MONEy
TO SPEND ON HONEY
THAt'S RIGHT THAT'S WHAT BEARS DO NOW
THEY BUY HONEY
WITH MONEY
THey DON'T MAKE IT THEMSELVES
HTE LAZY BEARSSTARDg
fjbmf
hn
[th0
gnb=i0niteri-n0htgsthes
fuck thing of the day it's shit
sorry
the Taylor Swift sotry is is over
sorry
you don't know whatyou'vegot toilllllllllllllll it'sg one
lg
gone
lol
now you have this shit agian
sorry
this is whati'll always go back to
fading away
can't write things like the TAYLOR SWIFT STORY anymore
maybe one day
but
have to go back to what i really am
and it's this
THIS SHIT
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHA
it's a metpahor for LIFe
nlol
fj
its a metaphor for shit
it is shit
life
but
also
it's an illusion?
it ends
it's ending right now
it could end right this seocnd
imagine you were about ninety four
you might think it's good to make it to that age
but if i was nintefy four all I would be thinking is "i''ll literally be dead in a few weeks"
or less
94 year olds ie all the time
so you can't really say "I'm 94!" like it's a permamtn state
becuse you'll probably die a few days later
so yeah
how can anyone be happy to be old
but hwo can anyone be happy to be anything
it's a mstyer!
___________________________________
EVERY
CAT
HAS
PAWS
AND
A
TAIL
EXCEPT SOME DON'T
_______________________________________
Man: Hello I would like to buy a nose.
Woman: This isn't a shop. It's a car. You just walked into my car and asked if you could buy a nonse.
Man: Well, can I?
Woman: No.
Man: I want a nose!
Woman: I'm going to call the police.
Man: Call them what.
Woman: Get out of my car.
Man: It isn't supposed to be here!
Woman: What?
Man: Your car.
Woman: Why are you...
Man: I'm a time traveller from the future. I have arrived in the wrong year. The nose shop is supposed to be where your car is.
Woman: Oh, that makes perfect sense.
Man: Really?
Woman: NO, GET OUT.
Man: When the nose shop opens on this exact spot in twenty seven years...you will know I was real.
Woman: Yeah I'm sure I'll look out for that.
______________________________________________
and the ironic thing is that twenty seven years later she did return to that very spot and found...a shop that sold mice
makes you think doesn't it
______________________________________________
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEy MONEy
WE EAT THE HONEy HONEY
WE LOVE HOW IT TASTES
BECASUE WE ARE BEARS
BEARS WITH LOTS OF MONEy
TO SPEND ON HONEY
THAt'S RIGHT THAT'S WHAT BEARS DO NOW
THEY BUY HONEY
WITH MONEY
THey DON'T MAKE IT THEMSELVES
HTE LAZY BEARSSTARDg
fjbmf
hn
[th0
gnb=i0niteri-n0htgsthes
fuck thing of the day it's shit