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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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feel tingling in my arm does that mean i'm allive

if i've alive i could die

better to feel nothing
#thne you can't die

what lives must dies

what never lives can never die

never feel never think never exist don't die wait

you still die

think

i thik

I'm still in a biological huamn body of checicals and mbones and blood and a heart and a spleen andskin and a thin skull could die could die any time could die

oh no

i should ahve been existing all along

before the end

should have been feeling

before the end


ooops

but

what if i find an escape

what if i'm the first person ever to argue away death

someone has to

maybe my body will become immortal if i never exist or feel becasue bodies are meant to exist and feel and me not existing or feeling is confusing my body because it doesn't understand why i'm not existing or feeling so it compltely shutsdown and stops aging and never dies because it hasn't lived yet and i'm the first immmortal person ever me and in a billion years veryone will have evolved to be like me and I'll be like "oh hi" and i'll finally be able to exist and feel then because it's the future and they now have the medical technology to keep poeplle alive based off my DNA so i can finally exist and feel and i only have to wait a billion years it's nothing really time is an illusion anyway we have alreayd established that in the past yes there was a past even though time is an illusion it was the past relative to now okay

yeah

maybe all that will happen

i mean befure Jesus came along probably people said "Jesus will never come along!"

and then look what he did

wait

he probably wasn't real

but anyway

some things are real

we have better trousers now

yeah

maybe ic ould be like that

or not

robots

need to be robots

put my sleepy brain in a robot

why not just die now ifI' not ain a robot

what difference does it make

can't remember when you die

so why make memories

tha'ts the fatal flaw with this whole "memory" system the human brain's got going on

they can't survive ater the human brain dies!

stupid

who thought that up

some git probably

how did memories evolve anyway

what advantage do they have

sorry i'm talking rubbish

butyeah

it's stupid

how you build up a whle world

then it ends

because it's just stuff

just brain stuff

brain stuff that dies

we shoul dhave brains tha don't dato

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Charles Horse counted the stains on his ceiling again. Thirty seven. It had been thirty eight once. He couldn't mind the missing stain ever again. Maybe he had misscounted. Maybe the stain had disappeared. Charles Horse did not know. He just had to keep counting every day. One day he'd get to thirty eight again, he though. Something would happen then. It would be a sign. The last time he'd counted thirty eight he'd felt unexpectedly happy. He wanted to feel that way again.

That was all he'd ever wanted.

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imagine you died and it wasn't even ironic

that would really suck

you'd be like "that's who I die?" right as you die

I mean damn

that's worse than dying aged nine hundred from being eaten by Hitler

I mean fuckdamn it son

manly men don't cry

they fucking don't

they just eat limes and say "SIR YES SIR"

they don't care that people keep disappearing from their message board

because they kill people

so it's hard to care about message boards then

they probably don't even care about facebook either

so manly

but they'll still die

so really

they should ingest my DNA

becuas eI've unlocked the secret

of ocusre i have

i'd be dead otherwise
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