thing of the day (thing+714)

[CaptainWacky]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

BRAN ROT

BRAIN ORTTEN

RRRRRRRRRRRR

ONCE A BRAIN/ IS GONIE IT NEVER COMES BACK

AND YOU DONn't KNOW IT's GONE

BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR BRAIN

AND IF PART of YoUR BRAIN IS GONe THAT PART OF YOU IS GONE

AND NOW ALL YOU ARE IS YOUR REMAINING BRAIN

MAYBE WHEN YoU DIE YOU GET ALL YOUR BRAIN BACK

YOU GET EVERY VERSION OF YOU THERE EVER WAS

EVERYONE POINT OF VIEW

EVERY MOMEBNT OF CONSCIOUSNESS

ALL AAT ONCE

ALL You

AND THEY OCOMBINE TOGETHER TO FORM THE UTLIMATE YOU

THE YOU OF YOUS

AND THAT'S YOU

AFTER YOU DIE

BUT WHY WOULD THAT HAPPEN

WHY WOULD THERE BE AYTHING AFTE RYOU DIE

IF WE'RE JUST OUR "SOULS" WHY DO WE HAVE BRAINS AT ALL

WHY AREN'T WE JUST "SOULS" FLOATING ABOUT INSIDE AN EMPTY SKULL

IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE'VE COME UP WITH DELUSIONS TO COPE WITH THE TERRIFYING TRUTH OF EXISTENCE

MY BRAIN

IS GUMMY WORMS

I WOULD EAT MY OWN BRAIN IF YOU COULD

IF I COULD

I AM ME AND YOU ARE YOU AND THAT'S ALL WE'LL E VER

BE

YOU ME AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOUR BRAINS AND YOUR GUMMY WORMS

THAT'S ALL

BRAIN SAND BRAIN AND WROMS AND WORMS AHAHAHAHA

MAGGOTS

EAT YOUR BRAIN

THEY LIKE BRAIN

MAGGOTS FUCKING LOVE THE TASTE OF BRAIN

THE BASTARDS

MAYBE IF WE WKILL ALL THE MAGGOTS WE'LL LIVE FOREVER

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO EAT OUR BRAIN





IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN

YAH

I SHOULD DO A CHARLES HORSE ABOUT NOW
BUT DID I KILL HIM

I DO'T KNOW

THE IDEAL CHARLES HORSE IS A MAN SITTING IN AN EMPTY ROOM NOT DOING ANYTHING


SO THAT'S NOT VERY FUN TO WRITE

OR READ

______________________

Charles Horse sat in the empty room. He remembered a time when he wasn't alone. It was long ago. Or was it just yesterday? It didn't matter. He'd always be alone now.

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see

Charles horse doesn't grow or change

that's what makes him horseiful

I man charles horse is charles horse

he'll never not be

I'd be betraying my artistic integrity if I had something happen in a Charles Horse story

SHOULD I KILL MYSELF IF NOBODY COMES BACK FOR THE MINE FIELD REUNION?

just a ranom questino there

nothing to do with charles horse

ngore it

you're not reading this far down anyway

you just looked at the all caps bit and thought "oh boy Wacky's thinking about his brain again"

hahah

don't worry

i know you have more important things gooing on

LIKE HALLOWEEN

LET'S ALL PRETEND TO BE OBSESSED WITH HALLOWEEN FOR A WHOLE MONTHS

EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ADULTS

IT'S SPOOOOKY

I, AN ADULT, WILL SPEND ONE TWELFTH OF THE YEAR GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HALLOWEEN

SKELETONS, BOOOO

WOOOOOOH

GHOSTS

AND SHIT

fuck

off

maybe I shoudl just hate everyone and everything

maybe that should be my gimmick

you fucknoses

you cumbastards

you cuntears

you dickbreads

you cans of soup

fuck you all

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Charles Horse should sue Bojack Horseman for copyright infringement.

 

[Cassie]

If you brain was gummy worms, I would eat it.