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thing of the day (thing+723)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
TRUST THE CAT BURGERS

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it doens't actually mean anything

it wa just a thing i typed tomake you wonder if it meant something

it idn'dt

there are no cat burgers

don't eat cats

cats are our furry friends

we probably shouldn' eat other animals either

i mean if you think about i

it's probably pretty bad

but what else can i eat

coconuts?

how would i eat a fucking coconuts

they're made out of wood

i could just eat chocolate all day I guess

but then i'd die

so yeah

until they invent food replcators

and the meat tastes exaclty like meat

or i get a personal chef who can make tasty vegan meals for me

named Bumface the chef

and i ask him how he got that name

and he says it's kind of a funny story

his parents hated him so they called him Bumface

he keeps the name to remind him that there is no God

that's not a funny story i say

ah he says but it is for you see

my bum actually looks like a face!

and he pulls his trouser and pants down and i have to admit

that's one facebum

and i become fascinated by his facebum

and i wonder how it is possible

and he explains that he was created by scientists to be the perfect vegan chef and also have a face on his bum

and i say wait didn't your parents call you bumface because they hated you

and he says he was adopted by racist and it's unrelated okay

and i say hold on you never said your parents were racists

and he says they were they were racist again liam neeson

they were once shot in the head by liam neeson so they started going out trying to provoke random liam neesons into fights

they got into a fight with qui gonn jinn and george lcualsidga
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gejoosfn

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhth

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ah
haha

yeah

you read all that

more fool you

but then again I wrote it

which took longer

so i'm the fool of fooooooooolds

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Charles Horse didn't get up today.

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the end of the thing
 
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