CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"No...there was no talking frog," said the Professor.
"Okay, good, you were sounding kind of crazy there," said the Squid God.
"It was a talking duck!" said the Professor, remembering clearly. "And it wanted me to return to that room. It told me to come back. Now I realise...it wanted me to come back now."
"No, this is all a mistake," said the Squid God, almost sounding worried. Its dark form became darker, less human. More squid. Its tentacles loomed over the Professor.
"I need to know what the talking duck knows," said the Professor. He turned and ran. The Squid God did not follow. Just a phantom, the Professor realised. He could not exist fully in Taylor Swift's palace. He couldnot hurt the Professor. The Professor ran and ran, looking for the corridor, the impossibly long corridor. It was not easily to find, but he could hear a quacking. He followed that quacking and found himself in the corridor again. He could feel evil at the end of it, but the quacking was louder. The Squid God's power was there, he knew, but also the talking duck. He'd have to resist the Squid God again to speak to the duck, he suspected. He ran own the corridor. It started to distort as he did. It started to rotate. Soon he was running up the walls, then upside down. He did not care. All he cared about was reachig the talking duck. Maybe that would solve everything.
He heard and inhuman screaming.
Suddenly he saw a vision of Taylor Swift in his mnd. She was in her starfighter with her cat, Catface. She had just blown up the robot's command ship and all its other ship had self destructed. Victory for Swift. But the screaming came from her. She knew what he was doing and was racing home in her starfighter. To kill him?
He stumbled as the noise of Swift's cry grew louder. He had to fight it. Had to focus on the quacking.
"Come back to me," said the talking duck. "COME BACK."
"I'm...coming..." said the Professor, struggling. He could see the door now. He could hearing a whirling of dark energy behind it. The door grew larger, looming over him like the Squid God's tentacles had. He felt he was throwing himself into the Squid God's maw as he opened the door.
The talking duck was there, right behind the door, floating in a bubble. The Professor threw himself into that bubble.
"We'll be safe here, for a time," said the talking duck.
"For a time," repeaed the Professor.
"I couldn't tell you before, not with Swift so near..." said the Duck.
"She's on her was back!"
"No, don't worry. The Squid God just attacked her starfighter with his own fleet of evil. Catface died."
"Shit!"
"It gives me time..."
"Time."
"Yes. Time. Professor...I am you. From the future."
"Of course you fucking are."
"Okay, good, you were sounding kind of crazy there," said the Squid God.
"It was a talking duck!" said the Professor, remembering clearly. "And it wanted me to return to that room. It told me to come back. Now I realise...it wanted me to come back now."
"No, this is all a mistake," said the Squid God, almost sounding worried. Its dark form became darker, less human. More squid. Its tentacles loomed over the Professor.
"I need to know what the talking duck knows," said the Professor. He turned and ran. The Squid God did not follow. Just a phantom, the Professor realised. He could not exist fully in Taylor Swift's palace. He couldnot hurt the Professor. The Professor ran and ran, looking for the corridor, the impossibly long corridor. It was not easily to find, but he could hear a quacking. He followed that quacking and found himself in the corridor again. He could feel evil at the end of it, but the quacking was louder. The Squid God's power was there, he knew, but also the talking duck. He'd have to resist the Squid God again to speak to the duck, he suspected. He ran own the corridor. It started to distort as he did. It started to rotate. Soon he was running up the walls, then upside down. He did not care. All he cared about was reachig the talking duck. Maybe that would solve everything.
He heard and inhuman screaming.
Suddenly he saw a vision of Taylor Swift in his mnd. She was in her starfighter with her cat, Catface. She had just blown up the robot's command ship and all its other ship had self destructed. Victory for Swift. But the screaming came from her. She knew what he was doing and was racing home in her starfighter. To kill him?
He stumbled as the noise of Swift's cry grew louder. He had to fight it. Had to focus on the quacking.
"Come back to me," said the talking duck. "COME BACK."
"I'm...coming..." said the Professor, struggling. He could see the door now. He could hearing a whirling of dark energy behind it. The door grew larger, looming over him like the Squid God's tentacles had. He felt he was throwing himself into the Squid God's maw as he opened the door.
The talking duck was there, right behind the door, floating in a bubble. The Professor threw himself into that bubble.
"We'll be safe here, for a time," said the talking duck.
"For a time," repeaed the Professor.
"I couldn't tell you before, not with Swift so near..." said the Duck.
"She's on her was back!"
"No, don't worry. The Squid God just attacked her starfighter with his own fleet of evil. Catface died."
"Shit!"
"It gives me time..."
"Time."
"Yes. Time. Professor...I am you. From the future."
"Of course you fucking are."