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thing of the day (thing+741)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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you are not the world

it's not for you

just a fucking person who will die

could die right now

crack your skull like an egg

any time

no story

nothing is waintg

things don't go right

ther eis no right

just atoms

spinning

or something

atoms don't spin

i don't know

ther eisno story

you're just a thing

it's all just things

everyone else is the same

you're nothing

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Charles Horse was impressed by the leather mask he had made. He looked terrifying in it. It expressed what he really we. He put it on. He was naked apart from the mask and his underpants. He wait. The kids were pointing at his flat as they walked down the street, as usual. Pointing and laughing before they'd even seen him. He stayed hidden behind the door until they were close. Then he ran out onto the fucking street in his mask and pants. One of the kids saw him before the others. He stared, open mouthed, then shouted "LOOK" to his friends. Charles Horse ran right at them. The started to back away.

"I'M PSYCHO MAN!" he said. "I'M THE FUCKING PSYCHO MAN. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ME SO THAT'S WHAT I AM!"

"Fuck, he's really a psycho, run!" said a kid. They started to run away. "PAEDO!" one of them shouted.

"I'M NOT A PAEDO!" Charles Horse clarified.

He woke up in his bed, smiling. He had slept in. The kids wouldn't see him this morning. He'd had a nice dream about scaring them. Maybe he'd make the mask today. Or one day. He'd need more leather. Where would he get so much leather? He didn't know. He felt sad again, not knowing where he'd get the leather. He always ended up feeling sad again.

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why does my head get itchy i wish my hair what else am i supposed to do rub "anti-itching head cream" into my head every day well i'm not fucking doing it i've done enough ican't be fucking bothered doing that too i just want to relax forever sitting here on the computer reading things and not dying and looking at images of female celebrities that's what i'm made for not this head cream business so no i will not be buying your expensive anti-itching head cream professor science you cunt i can't even go on anymore guys it's too much i can't handle life i wasn't meant ot be alive it's obvious i'm not a real person just nothing nothing nothign need upoading intot he cloud to sleep or something id on'tknow what i need head is itchy i don't know there is no solution i know death will come but that's not solution that's just the end so there's nothing for it really is there just have to sti here and wait with an itchy head
 
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