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thing of the day (thing+748)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffh

pain
pain
what is pain
why not just not have pain

brain could just turn it off
ad instead
having marshmallows where the pain should be
and then you'd fele like marshmallows

why not just do that

stupid

fggf
fg
h

why did i start writing a thing of the day

what was I fucking thinking

whaaat

it was like

"i need to write a thing of the day"

and this ist he result

mashmallows

that's all i came up with
lol

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Charles Horse sat on his computer on New Year's Eve refreshing his message board. Maybe one of his old friends would come back to wish him a happy new year. It wasn't impossible. He saw the view count on his diary thread going up sometimes. It wasn't just him viewing it, someone else was reading.

Of course no one posted

And Charles Horse laughed, because he was actually relieved. If someone HAD posted, what would he have said? He probably wouldn't have replied at all.

He stood up at last and his chest hurt. Right in the middle. Right in his pectus excavatum. And he wondered if he'd die this night. As the new year began, would he end?

And he laughed again, because it didn't matter. Nobody would notice anyway.

Not even Charles Horse.

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oh boy

those just keep getting all the more depressing

hooo weeeee

but hey

at least it's not real

at least we're all immortal and live in space and have everything would could ever need

and can eat pizza all day without getting fat

everything's fine

yeah!!!!

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MAYBE IT'S TIME TO BIRNG BACK THT EatayLOR SWIFVT VSUERS THE DAQUID GOD STORY

TayLOR SWIFT FIGHT For OUR FREEDOM AGAINST A SQUID OVERLORD WITH BIG TENTACLES IT STICKS UP YOUR ASS

jTHAT COULD UNITE THe cOUTNRY

UNITE THE WORLD

IN SUPPORT

OF our BETTER

TAYLOR SWIFT

OUR SUPERIOR BEING

HER VERY DNA IS BETTer THAN OURS

ONLY SHE CAN STOP THE SQUId GOD WITH HER SPECIAL ATOMS

PRAISE HER WITH GREAT PRAISE

BREED HER WITH KINGS

BOW DOWN

YOU FUCKING SCUM

YOU ARE NTOHING COMPARED TO TAYLOR

YOUR DEATH MEANS NOTHING

SO YoU DON'T HAVE TO FEAR DEATH ANYMORE

BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM COMPARED TO TAYLOR

SO NO MORE ANXIETY

PRAISE TAYLOR FOR SAVING YOU FOMR THE BURDEN OF SELF IMPORTANCE

YOU SCUM

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yeah maybe i shoudl bring that bavk!
 
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