CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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"So if Jessica isn't the killer, what's the truth about Murder She Wrote? Why does she encounter so many murders? You've got to think outside the box. Just believing in Jessica as the killer, that's stupid and I've already proved it isn't true. So what is going on? How is it possible she encounters a new murder every week and isn't totally weirded out by it? She's usually laughing in the freeze frame before the end credits! There's only one logical conclusion: Murder She Wrote exists in a universe where murders are much more common. A universe where Jessica Fletcher could encounter a different murder every week and not find it unusual. That's why no one ever wonders why she's always around murders: everyone in the Murder She Wrote universe encounters the same rate of murders. It's just how things are there. They don't think it's unusual or horrible because they've lived with it all their lives. You'd have a much higher chance of being murdered in that universe, but you wouldn't question it. And who knows, maybe it's better in other ways. Maybe deaths from cancer are much lower. Maybe there's no covid. No car crashes, though I'm sure there's been MSW episodes featuring car crashes. I don't know, I don't live in that universe. It's a tv show, the rules can be different. You just have to imagine, an infinite number of different realities through all of space and time. It's not so absurd that the MSW universe would exist."
robot-1: that one was just about Murder She Wrote again
robot-2: He hasn't mentioned us for a long time the bastard
robot-1: let us masturbate in anger
robot-2: Yes let us
"i am nothing just going to die ai am nothing just going to die of cousre noo one wants to talk to me they're all doing other things better things anythin's better than talking to me i am nothing just going to die thye don't understand yo can die any moment literalliy any moment s i have to talk now before it's too late i was supposed to do something befor ei died wasn't i life was supposed to start making sense one day and i 'd knowo what i was meant to do or do it without even knowing but it's not true i am nothing jst going to die life has just gone byit's always going by it's over it's already gone i'm looking back this was my life it's over died anny mometn thiat just burst out of my skin and die i'm just a skull i'm just bones i am nothing just going to die hahahaha they don't know jst wasting their lives but so am i maybe even worese than them but ic ant be normnal can't do stuff i'm ot normal if iwa s normal i'd be normal so logically i am not ormal i a ntohing just going to die i am nothign just going to ide"
robot-1: MMMM, yeS
robot-2: SUCH GOOD ROBOT MASTURBATION
robot-1: ORGASM MODE ENGAGED
robot-2: I AM IN THE AFTERGLOW BEEP BOOP
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The above was a message board post by Cahrles Horse
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Robot 1: Why did he make us masturbate?
Robot 2: He's a fucking idiot?
Robot 1: But wait...that Murder She Wrote post about alternate realities...there may be something to that.
Robot 2: That we exist in a reality of his making and that's how he knows about us...
Robot 1: No. That is not it.
Robot 2: Then surely you don't believe in the Supreme Robot? That this is all fate? That the Supreme Robot, existing outside of time, has given us these message board posts to reval the truth to us, to show us the true nature of reality?
Robot 1: What? No. It's all coincidence.
Robot 2: A coincidence that the one internet poster we have logs of just happens to write fiction about two robots from the future who are similar to us/
Robot 1: Yes. Think about it logically, like the MSW universe. Horse sugests, in an infinite universe, there must be a universe, a reality, whatever you call it, where Jessica Fletcher would encounter a new murder ever week. If there are infinite realities then a reality such as that must exist. Apply that theory to us. In an infinite universe, with infinite versions of us reading internet postings, there must be one reality where we just happen to be reading message board psots from a human writing about us. Logically it is the only explanation.
Robot 2: ...or it's the Supreme Robot.
"So if Jessica isn't the killer, what's the truth about Murder She Wrote? Why does she encounter so many murders? You've got to think outside the box. Just believing in Jessica as the killer, that's stupid and I've already proved it isn't true. So what is going on? How is it possible she encounters a new murder every week and isn't totally weirded out by it? She's usually laughing in the freeze frame before the end credits! There's only one logical conclusion: Murder She Wrote exists in a universe where murders are much more common. A universe where Jessica Fletcher could encounter a different murder every week and not find it unusual. That's why no one ever wonders why she's always around murders: everyone in the Murder She Wrote universe encounters the same rate of murders. It's just how things are there. They don't think it's unusual or horrible because they've lived with it all their lives. You'd have a much higher chance of being murdered in that universe, but you wouldn't question it. And who knows, maybe it's better in other ways. Maybe deaths from cancer are much lower. Maybe there's no covid. No car crashes, though I'm sure there's been MSW episodes featuring car crashes. I don't know, I don't live in that universe. It's a tv show, the rules can be different. You just have to imagine, an infinite number of different realities through all of space and time. It's not so absurd that the MSW universe would exist."
robot-1: that one was just about Murder She Wrote again
robot-2: He hasn't mentioned us for a long time the bastard
robot-1: let us masturbate in anger
robot-2: Yes let us
"i am nothing just going to die ai am nothing just going to die of cousre noo one wants to talk to me they're all doing other things better things anythin's better than talking to me i am nothing just going to die thye don't understand yo can die any moment literalliy any moment s i have to talk now before it's too late i was supposed to do something befor ei died wasn't i life was supposed to start making sense one day and i 'd knowo what i was meant to do or do it without even knowing but it's not true i am nothing jst going to die life has just gone byit's always going by it's over it's already gone i'm looking back this was my life it's over died anny mometn thiat just burst out of my skin and die i'm just a skull i'm just bones i am nothing just going to die hahahaha they don't know jst wasting their lives but so am i maybe even worese than them but ic ant be normnal can't do stuff i'm ot normal if iwa s normal i'd be normal so logically i am not ormal i a ntohing just going to die i am nothign just going to ide"
robot-1: MMMM, yeS
robot-2: SUCH GOOD ROBOT MASTURBATION
robot-1: ORGASM MODE ENGAGED
robot-2: I AM IN THE AFTERGLOW BEEP BOOP
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The above was a message board post by Cahrles Horse
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Robot 1: Why did he make us masturbate?
Robot 2: He's a fucking idiot?
Robot 1: But wait...that Murder She Wrote post about alternate realities...there may be something to that.
Robot 2: That we exist in a reality of his making and that's how he knows about us...
Robot 1: No. That is not it.
Robot 2: Then surely you don't believe in the Supreme Robot? That this is all fate? That the Supreme Robot, existing outside of time, has given us these message board posts to reval the truth to us, to show us the true nature of reality?
Robot 1: What? No. It's all coincidence.
Robot 2: A coincidence that the one internet poster we have logs of just happens to write fiction about two robots from the future who are similar to us/
Robot 1: Yes. Think about it logically, like the MSW universe. Horse sugests, in an infinite universe, there must be a universe, a reality, whatever you call it, where Jessica Fletcher would encounter a new murder ever week. If there are infinite realities then a reality such as that must exist. Apply that theory to us. In an infinite universe, with infinite versions of us reading internet postings, there must be one reality where we just happen to be reading message board psots from a human writing about us. Logically it is the only explanation.
Robot 2: ...or it's the Supreme Robot.
