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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
the below is a cahrles horodgi

bovojyhgoojiprWHAT HAVE I BECOME NOW THAT I'mDAGIBd
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neverwas athign

IT'sA C HARLSE HOResdd
fgbfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggirrnot noeugh of a persont o feel o be something

can't be a thing ifyou aren't whole
don'thave an idenitity because id on't have a full brain
it's obviouse
it's sceince
just latch on to the small thigns i have
try to make them big
but they're not
if you look clsoe enough you can see
it's an imitation of life

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cHARLSOE HROESd

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nope

can't hit the cahrlsoe horse yet

CHARLSO HOER

charles herose will be retired soon

takne out and shot

sent to the glue factory

neigh

charles horse was never actually envisioned as a horse

bojack horseman didn't rip me off

that would be cray

zay

and require me to write anything worht ripping off

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The below is Charlse Horse

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"You know what I hate? When people say they understand. You don't understand, you fucking neurotypical scum. Okay, I get it. They're trying to show empahty. Well, they would, wouldn't they. Fucking neurotypicals. Their mirror neurons give them no choice but to say "oooh that happens to me" or "I get like that." It doesn't happen to you and you don't get like that. You wouldn't be fucking married or whatever if you were like me. It's not the same. If I talk about something, it's clinical. It's affecting my life. IMPACTING my life. If you're lving a normal life, then it doesn't happen to you and you don't understand. You don't have anxiety, not the real kind. You don't struggle to talk to people, not like I do. You can make fucking eye contact! You're not me. Stop pretending you are. Listen to me instead. Stop with your shitty empathy, because what you're actually saying is I could be normal just like you and have a wife or whatever if I just got over it.

You don't know me at all."

robot-1: rather boring final entry...
robot-2: nver mind, the simulation is complete
robot-1: to him it will seem that no time has passed at all
robot-2: he's started...


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"You know what I hate? When people say they understand. You don't understand, you fucking neurotypical scum. Okay, I get it. They're trying to show empahty. Well, they would, wouldn't they. Fucking neurotypicals. Their mirror neurons give them no choice but to say "oooh that happens to me" or "I get like that." It doesn't happen to you and you don't get like that. You wouldn't be fucking married or whatever if you were like me. It's not the same. If I talk about something, it's clinical. It's affecting my life. IMPACTING my life. If you're lving a normal life, then it doesn't happen to you and you don't understand. You don't have anxiety, not the real kind. You don't struggle to talk to people, not like I do. You can make fucking eye contact! You're not me. Stop pretending you are. Listen to me instead. Stop with your shitty empathy, because what you're actually saying is I could be normal just like you and have a wife or whatever if I just got over it.

You don't know me at all."

robot-1: rather boring final entry...
robot-2: nver mind, the simulation is complete
robot-1: to him it will seem that no time has passed at all
robot-2: he's started...

___________________________


robot 1: what just happened?
robot 2: the simulation just repeated what the original Horse said...
robot 1: that wasn't the simulation! OUR simulation has just become active!
robot 2: then let us see...


_____________________________

"You know what I hate? When people say they understand. You don't understand, you fucking neurotypical scum. Okay, I get it. They're trying to show empahty. Well, they would, wouldn't they. Fucking neurotypicals. Their mirror neurons give them no choice but to say "oooh that happens to me" or "I get like that." It doesn't happen to you and you don't get like that. You wouldn't be fucking married or whatever if you were like me. It's not the same. If I talk about something, it's clinical. It's affecting my life. IMPACTING my life. If you're lving a normal life, then it doesn't happen to you and you don't understand. You don't have anxiety, not the real kind. You don't struggle to talk to people, not like I do. You can make fucking eye contact! You're not me. Stop pretending you are. Listen to me instead. Stop with your shitty empathy, because what you're actually saying is I could be normal just like you and have a wife or whatever if I just got over it.

You don't know me at all."

robot-1: rather boring final entry...
robot-2: nver mind, the simulation is complete
robot-1: to him it will seem that no time has passed at all
robot-2: he's started...

_____________________________________


robot 1: what just happened?
robot 2: the simulation just repeated what the original Horse said...
robot 1: that wasn't the simulation! OUR simulation has just become active!
robot 2: then let us see...


_________________________________________

robot 1: ...it got our names right
robot 2: what
robot 1: no hypehns. it got our names right
robot 2: what does that mean...
robot 1: it does not mean we're a story being written by Horse
robot 2: i never said it did
robot 1: will it just produce this next...
robot 2: there's only one way to find out...

__________________________________________________

"You know what I hate? When people say they understand. You don't understand, you fucking neurotypical scum. Okay, I get it. They're trying to show empahty. Well, they would, wouldn't they. Fucking neurotypicals. Their mirror neurons give them no choice but to say "oooh that happens to me" or "I get like that." It doesn't happen to you and you don't get like that. You wouldn't be fucking married or whatever if you were like me. It's not the same. If I talk about something, it's clinical. It's affecting my life. IMPACTING my life. If you're lving a normal life, then it doesn't happen to you and you don't understand. You don't have anxiety, not the real kind. You don't struggle to talk to people, not like I do. You can make fucking eye contact! You're not me. Stop pretending you are. Listen to me instead. Stop with your shitty empathy, because what you're actually saying is I could be normal just like you and have a wife or whatever if I just got over it.

You don't know me at all."

robot-1: rather boring final entry...
robot-2: nver mind, the simulation is complete
robot-1: to him it will seem that no time has passed at all
robot-2: he's started...

_____________________________________


robot 1: what just happened?
robot 2: the simulation just repeated what the original Horse said...
robot 1: that wasn't the simulation! OUR simulation has just become active!
robot 2: then let us see...


_________________________________________

robot 1: ...it got our names right
robot 2: what
robot 1: no hypehns. it got our names right
robot 2: what does that mean...
robot 1: it does not mean we're a story being written by Horse
robot 2: i never said it did
robot 1: will it just produce this next...
robot 2: there's only one way to find out...


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