CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
MUPPET BABIES, THEY BUILT THEIR HOUSE ON SAND
ZABBA DOOBIE DAA
MUPPET BABIES, THEY'RE ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
I LIKE ADVENTURE, I LIKE MMM BRAINS, I LIKE KILLING, ANIMAL CONSUME
I'VE GOT MY MURDEROUS RAGE, I KILL KILL KILL, I PLAY WITH HUMANS SKULLS, AND I'VE GOT NO SO SOUL FUCK
ME I INVENT NEW WAYS TO END LIVES, MEEP MEEP DEATH
IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT IN HERE?
BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS NANNY
(Kermit is pulling himself across the floor grunting. Something is very wrong here.)
Kermit: Hsssss...sssss...brainssss
(Piggy crawls towards Kermit. She has an arm in her mouth, possibly Scooter's.)
Piggy: Rrrrr...rrrrargh...Kermie...feed...
(They begin chewing the arm together. We see Rawlf and Honeydew watching from under the table, scared.)
Rawlf: What happened to them, dog?
Honeydew: Fascinating...it appears to be zombification! They're eating Scooter's arm. They probably killed him and will kill us if they find us!
Rawlf: Don't sound so excited, man!
Honeydew: My scientific curiousity is greater than my fear of death! I want to get a sampe of their saliva!
Rawlf: You did this, didn't you! One of your experiments!
Honeydew: No! Of course not! Beaker would have been patient zero if I'd done it, and he's meeping over on the other side of the room. Oh shit, they'll kill him!
(He tries to get Beaker's attention.)
Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meeeeeep?
(A zombie Animal jumps out of nowhere and rips Beaker's head off with his bare hands. He begins to drink Beaker's blood straight from his throat.)
Anima: Mwuwahwahwahwahwah!
Honeydew: Such a waste...
Rawlf: You've been tying to kill him for years!
Honeydew: Only for science my friend...only for science. Oh look, Scooter's crippled.
(Scooter is crawling across the floor one with one arm. Skeeter goes to check on him.)
Skeeter: Get up you lazy piece of shit...hey, what happened to your arm?
(Scooter sits up, revealing that he's a zombie too. He grabs his sister and starts to shove his thumb into her eyeball.)
Skeeter: What are you doing you nerd no, no, NOOOOO!
(Rawlf and Honeydew look away in disgust.)
Rawlf: Looks like we're fucked, bro. Want to get high?
Honeydew: Wait! What about Gonzo? Gonzo could save us all!
(Gonzo comes staggering into view, his mouth red with blood.)
Gonzo: Gonz...just...ate...a cat...brainsssssss!
Honeydew: Oh.
TO BE MUPPETINUED
ZABBA DOOBIE DAA
MUPPET BABIES, THEY'RE ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
I LIKE ADVENTURE, I LIKE MMM BRAINS, I LIKE KILLING, ANIMAL CONSUME
I'VE GOT MY MURDEROUS RAGE, I KILL KILL KILL, I PLAY WITH HUMANS SKULLS, AND I'VE GOT NO SO SOUL FUCK
ME I INVENT NEW WAYS TO END LIVES, MEEP MEEP DEATH
IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT IN HERE?
BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS NANNY
(Kermit is pulling himself across the floor grunting. Something is very wrong here.)
Kermit: Hsssss...sssss...brainssss
(Piggy crawls towards Kermit. She has an arm in her mouth, possibly Scooter's.)
Piggy: Rrrrr...rrrrargh...Kermie...feed...
(They begin chewing the arm together. We see Rawlf and Honeydew watching from under the table, scared.)
Rawlf: What happened to them, dog?
Honeydew: Fascinating...it appears to be zombification! They're eating Scooter's arm. They probably killed him and will kill us if they find us!
Rawlf: Don't sound so excited, man!
Honeydew: My scientific curiousity is greater than my fear of death! I want to get a sampe of their saliva!
Rawlf: You did this, didn't you! One of your experiments!
Honeydew: No! Of course not! Beaker would have been patient zero if I'd done it, and he's meeping over on the other side of the room. Oh shit, they'll kill him!
(He tries to get Beaker's attention.)
Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meeeeeep?
(A zombie Animal jumps out of nowhere and rips Beaker's head off with his bare hands. He begins to drink Beaker's blood straight from his throat.)
Anima: Mwuwahwahwahwahwah!
Honeydew: Such a waste...
Rawlf: You've been tying to kill him for years!
Honeydew: Only for science my friend...only for science. Oh look, Scooter's crippled.
(Scooter is crawling across the floor one with one arm. Skeeter goes to check on him.)
Skeeter: Get up you lazy piece of shit...hey, what happened to your arm?
(Scooter sits up, revealing that he's a zombie too. He grabs his sister and starts to shove his thumb into her eyeball.)
Skeeter: What are you doing you nerd no, no, NOOOOO!
(Rawlf and Honeydew look away in disgust.)
Rawlf: Looks like we're fucked, bro. Want to get high?
Honeydew: Wait! What about Gonzo? Gonzo could save us all!
(Gonzo comes staggering into view, his mouth red with blood.)
Gonzo: Gonz...just...ate...a cat...brainsssssss!
Honeydew: Oh.
TO BE MUPPETINUED
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