CaptainWacky
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MUPPET BABIES, THEY'VE ALL ZOMBIES NOW
BABA DOO-BABA
MUPPET BABIES, WHAT DIDN'T YOU SEE PART ONE?
BRAINS ARE TASTY TREATS
WHEN THE WORLD LOOKS KIND OF SCARY AND WISH YOU WEREN'T THERE
JUST LICK YOUR LIPS AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU CAN EAT ANYWHERE
BRAINS ARE TASTY TREATS
I LIKE THE HUNGER, IT KEEPS ME GOING, IT LEADS ME TO KILL, LIFE AFTER LIFE, I'VE GOT AN UNSATIABLE NEED, TO CONSUME ALL FLESH, I DO NOTHING ELSE, JUST KILL AND GORGE MYSELF, YUM YUM YUM, KILL YOUNG OLD ALIKE
IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT IN HERE?
YOU'RE NEXT, NANNY
(Rawlf and Honeydew are still hiding. The rest of the Muppet Babies are murderous zombies now, even Beaker who is only a head.)
Beaker: Meep beep breep...brainsssss...
Honeydew: He's even losing his ability to meep! How fascinating!
Rawlf: Shut up, man, I think they heard you!
(The zombie babies begin to shuffle towards the table Honeydewand Rawlf are hiding under.)
Kermit: Me...hear...flesh...
Piggy: Moi...eat...everyone...
(Nanny comes in just as they reach the edge of the table.)
Nanny: Is everything alriht in here?
(The Zombie Babies spin round and bare their teeth at Nanny. They begin to shamble towards her.)
Nanny: Kids? Are you playing at being zombis? Wait...is that part of an arm? Was Beaker always just a head? Oh no, this is real!
(Rawlf jumps out from under the table.)
Rawlf: Run, Nanny!
Honeydew: You fool, you've given us away!
Rawlf: I don't care, I'm in love with Nanny! She can't die!
(Scooter and Skeeter turn and crawl under tha table to eat Rawlf and Honeydew, while the others advance on Nanny.)
Nanny: This is not friendly playtime!
Kermit: Playtime...is...over...bitch...brainssssssss!
Nanny: Oh now, I wonder if that strage cannister of radioactive material my scientist boyfriend asked me to store in the house is somehow responsible for all this. I kept it in this room because I didn't want to move stuff around.
Rawlf: You have a boyfriend and you didn't tell me?
Honedew: You know a scientist and you didn't introduce me?
(Scooter and Skeeter begin eating Rawlf and Honeydew. Kermit, Piggy and Gonzo are almost at Nanny's leg.)
Nanny: Wait, didn't he say that if it turns anyone into a zombie I should just press the "reverse zombification" button on it?
(She picks up the cannister.)
Nanny: So all I have to do is press this and you kids will go back to normal.
(She watches the zombies as they continue their slow crawl.)
Nanny: But if I leave you as zombies...you could turn the whole world. Kill everyone. That...that is an attractive product, in some ways. There's so much suffering in the world. So much evil. It often seems that all good acts are futile, that they will be washed away in the end by a flood of unpleasantness. Sometimes I think of smothering you babies while you sleep. Maybe I should just let you eat me and everyone else. End this farce of a human race.
(She thinks about it for a moment as Kermit starts to climb up her leg.)
Nanny: On the other hand, The Expanse is back on Wednesday and I really want to watch it.
(She shrugs and flicks the "reverse zombification" switch. Everyone begins to transform back into normal.)
Nanny: Is everything alright in here?
Kermit: I'm confused but I guess it's not easy being green!
Piggy: I feel so fat!
Gonzo: Something something Martians?
Nanny: All seems normal to me! I'll just sew Beaker's head back on.
Scooter: And my arm?
Nanny: Nah, fuck you, nerd.
(Nanny leaves as Scooter starts crying and the rest point and laugh at him. Nanny comes back in a minute later.)
Nanny: Just kidding! Of course I'll fix you, nerd!
(Everyone but Scooter looks disappointed.)
Rawlf: I guess you and I will always have a special bond now, Honeydew.
Honeydew: Yes, Roger.
Rawlf: It's Rawlf!
Honeydew: I'm sure I'll remember one day!
Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeep!
BABA DOO-BABA
MUPPET BABIES, WHAT DIDN'T YOU SEE PART ONE?
BRAINS ARE TASTY TREATS
WHEN THE WORLD LOOKS KIND OF SCARY AND WISH YOU WEREN'T THERE
JUST LICK YOUR LIPS AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU CAN EAT ANYWHERE
BRAINS ARE TASTY TREATS
I LIKE THE HUNGER, IT KEEPS ME GOING, IT LEADS ME TO KILL, LIFE AFTER LIFE, I'VE GOT AN UNSATIABLE NEED, TO CONSUME ALL FLESH, I DO NOTHING ELSE, JUST KILL AND GORGE MYSELF, YUM YUM YUM, KILL YOUNG OLD ALIKE
IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT IN HERE?
YOU'RE NEXT, NANNY
(Rawlf and Honeydew are still hiding. The rest of the Muppet Babies are murderous zombies now, even Beaker who is only a head.)
Beaker: Meep beep breep...brainsssss...
Honeydew: He's even losing his ability to meep! How fascinating!
Rawlf: Shut up, man, I think they heard you!
(The zombie babies begin to shuffle towards the table Honeydewand Rawlf are hiding under.)
Kermit: Me...hear...flesh...
Piggy: Moi...eat...everyone...
(Nanny comes in just as they reach the edge of the table.)
Nanny: Is everything alriht in here?
(The Zombie Babies spin round and bare their teeth at Nanny. They begin to shamble towards her.)
Nanny: Kids? Are you playing at being zombis? Wait...is that part of an arm? Was Beaker always just a head? Oh no, this is real!
(Rawlf jumps out from under the table.)
Rawlf: Run, Nanny!
Honeydew: You fool, you've given us away!
Rawlf: I don't care, I'm in love with Nanny! She can't die!
(Scooter and Skeeter turn and crawl under tha table to eat Rawlf and Honeydew, while the others advance on Nanny.)
Nanny: This is not friendly playtime!
Kermit: Playtime...is...over...bitch...brainssssssss!
Nanny: Oh now, I wonder if that strage cannister of radioactive material my scientist boyfriend asked me to store in the house is somehow responsible for all this. I kept it in this room because I didn't want to move stuff around.
Rawlf: You have a boyfriend and you didn't tell me?
Honedew: You know a scientist and you didn't introduce me?
(Scooter and Skeeter begin eating Rawlf and Honeydew. Kermit, Piggy and Gonzo are almost at Nanny's leg.)
Nanny: Wait, didn't he say that if it turns anyone into a zombie I should just press the "reverse zombification" button on it?
(She picks up the cannister.)
Nanny: So all I have to do is press this and you kids will go back to normal.
(She watches the zombies as they continue their slow crawl.)
Nanny: But if I leave you as zombies...you could turn the whole world. Kill everyone. That...that is an attractive product, in some ways. There's so much suffering in the world. So much evil. It often seems that all good acts are futile, that they will be washed away in the end by a flood of unpleasantness. Sometimes I think of smothering you babies while you sleep. Maybe I should just let you eat me and everyone else. End this farce of a human race.
(She thinks about it for a moment as Kermit starts to climb up her leg.)
Nanny: On the other hand, The Expanse is back on Wednesday and I really want to watch it.
(She shrugs and flicks the "reverse zombification" switch. Everyone begins to transform back into normal.)
Nanny: Is everything alright in here?
Kermit: I'm confused but I guess it's not easy being green!
Piggy: I feel so fat!
Gonzo: Something something Martians?
Nanny: All seems normal to me! I'll just sew Beaker's head back on.
Scooter: And my arm?
Nanny: Nah, fuck you, nerd.
(Nanny leaves as Scooter starts crying and the rest point and laugh at him. Nanny comes back in a minute later.)
Nanny: Just kidding! Of course I'll fix you, nerd!
(Everyone but Scooter looks disappointed.)
Rawlf: I guess you and I will always have a special bond now, Honeydew.
Honeydew: Yes, Roger.
Rawlf: It's Rawlf!
Honeydew: I'm sure I'll remember one day!
Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeep!
