CaptainWacky
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MUPPET BABIES, I'M LOSING TRACK OF THE PLOT
MUPPET BABIES, THEY WERE ZOMBIES BUT THAT WAS A DREAM AND NOW THE WORLD HAS ENDED I THINK?
WHEN THE WORLD LOOKS KIND OF NUKED, AND YOU WISH THAT YOU WEREN'T THERE
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MAKE BELIEVE, BUT DON'T THINK OF THAT ZOMBIE DREAM IT'LL SCARE
I LIKE THE QUIET, I LIKE THE ASH, I LOVE RADIATION, ANIMAL NUKE
I'VE GOT MY COMPUTER, BUT HOW LONG WILL THERE BE ELECTRICITY, I PLAY WITH MYSELF, AND I'M DYAIADJHFSFSHFS
HSJHSHFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
RADGGGGGGF
IS EVEYRHTINYESNANNGY
(Kermit and the rest of the Muppet Babies are staring in stunned silence at the nuclear winter outside. Nanny has made sandwiches.)
Nanny: Sandwiches, anyone?
Kermit: How...how did this happen.
Nanny: Not sure, dears. I don't follow politics much. I believe that American president, Trumpet or something, decided to nuke the rest of the world on his way out of office. And the rest of the world managed to launch their own nukes at America too. Tee hee!
Piggy: Is everyon...dead?
Nanny: Oh yes, little ones, quite dad. Every last stinking one of them. Oh well, can't be helped, tralalala!
Rowlf: How are we still alive?
Animal: Animal survive?
Scooter: Yes scientifically speaking we should be dead too!
Skeeter: Shut up, nerd. But good point.
Nanny: Well you remember my boyfriend the inventor? The one you babies ate when you were zombies? Well, he built a forcefield around my house so it could survive a nuclear explosion. He was very smart! Before you tore him to shreds.
Kermit: But I thought the zombie incident was only a dream...
Piggy: Yeah, didn't we just wake up from finding out we're just clones...
Kermit: You had the same dream?
Piggy: I think I did, Kermie...
Gonzo: We weren't clone! Nanny healed us with a special gas!
Nanny: Anyway, none of that's important right now. Right now we have to restart the human and Muppet race. Now, obviously there's only three girls so Piggy, Skeeter and I are going to have to let each of you take a ride on us. And my children will be hideous alf human/half muppet freaks who may not live to maturity. But we have to try. Who wants a go on Piggy first?
Animal: Animal breed!
Kermit: Now hold on! Nobody's fucking Piggy but me! I mean, when we're grown up. We're just babies now.
Honeydew: Babies have needs too...
(He starts eyeing up Beaker and licking his lips.)
Beaker: MEEP!?
Nanny: You kids will do what I fucking say. You're only alive because I will it. I'll stop providing you with sandwiches if you don't get each other pregnant soon! I'll give you half an hour to think about it.
(She walks out and slams the door.)
Rowlf: Guess me and Skeeter can go first...
Scooter: Hey, I want to do it with Skeeter!
Skeeter: I'm your sister you fucking creep!
Scooter: Mom and dad were brother and siter!
Fozzy: That explains so much! Woka woka!
Kermit: Shut up all of you! Something strange is gong on here. We were zombies. We were turned back to human by a magic gas. Then, Nanny told me that we were actually cloned to bring us back to life. Then I woke up and there was a nuclear holocaust! How do we know this isn't another dream? How we know we aren't still dead? How do we trust anything ever again!
Honeydew: I guess we could do an Inception. You know, like in that movie. Sleepy Movie 38.
Kermit: Enter our dreams? Find out what's real and what's fake? Travel through various dream levels, even though we put ourselves at risk of dying in our dreams or being trapped deep forever, unaway if we're awake or asleep, alive or dead?
Honeydew: Sure, I've got a machine we can all hook our brains up to. I made it while I was watching Beaker on the toilet last week.
Beaker: MEEP!?
Honeydew: It was for science...
Piggy: What if we get completely lost in dreams, Kermie?
Kermit: We could be lost now! The whole world being nuked but only we survive? Sounds like a dream!
Piggy: Well if this is a dream then Honeydew's machine only exists in dream and won't be able to get us out!
Honeydew: Actually, I built it so that even if it's just a dream it can still wake us for real.
Piggy: Well that's convenient!
Kermit: Come on, muppet babies. Let's go dream diving.
Gonzo: Did that sound cooler in your head?
Scooter: I thought it sounded cool.
(Skeeter kicks him square in the balls.)
Skeeter: Try to impregnate me now, nerd.
TO BE MUPPETINUED
MUPPET BABIES, THEY WERE ZOMBIES BUT THAT WAS A DREAM AND NOW THE WORLD HAS ENDED I THINK?
WHEN THE WORLD LOOKS KIND OF NUKED, AND YOU WISH THAT YOU WEREN'T THERE
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MAKE BELIEVE, BUT DON'T THINK OF THAT ZOMBIE DREAM IT'LL SCARE
I LIKE THE QUIET, I LIKE THE ASH, I LOVE RADIATION, ANIMAL NUKE
I'VE GOT MY COMPUTER, BUT HOW LONG WILL THERE BE ELECTRICITY, I PLAY WITH MYSELF, AND I'M DYAIADJHFSFSHFS
HSJHSHFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
RADGGGGGGF
IS EVEYRHTINYESNANNGY
(Kermit and the rest of the Muppet Babies are staring in stunned silence at the nuclear winter outside. Nanny has made sandwiches.)
Nanny: Sandwiches, anyone?
Kermit: How...how did this happen.
Nanny: Not sure, dears. I don't follow politics much. I believe that American president, Trumpet or something, decided to nuke the rest of the world on his way out of office. And the rest of the world managed to launch their own nukes at America too. Tee hee!
Piggy: Is everyon...dead?
Nanny: Oh yes, little ones, quite dad. Every last stinking one of them. Oh well, can't be helped, tralalala!
Rowlf: How are we still alive?
Animal: Animal survive?
Scooter: Yes scientifically speaking we should be dead too!
Skeeter: Shut up, nerd. But good point.
Nanny: Well you remember my boyfriend the inventor? The one you babies ate when you were zombies? Well, he built a forcefield around my house so it could survive a nuclear explosion. He was very smart! Before you tore him to shreds.
Kermit: But I thought the zombie incident was only a dream...
Piggy: Yeah, didn't we just wake up from finding out we're just clones...
Kermit: You had the same dream?
Piggy: I think I did, Kermie...
Gonzo: We weren't clone! Nanny healed us with a special gas!
Nanny: Anyway, none of that's important right now. Right now we have to restart the human and Muppet race. Now, obviously there's only three girls so Piggy, Skeeter and I are going to have to let each of you take a ride on us. And my children will be hideous alf human/half muppet freaks who may not live to maturity. But we have to try. Who wants a go on Piggy first?
Animal: Animal breed!
Kermit: Now hold on! Nobody's fucking Piggy but me! I mean, when we're grown up. We're just babies now.
Honeydew: Babies have needs too...
(He starts eyeing up Beaker and licking his lips.)
Beaker: MEEP!?
Nanny: You kids will do what I fucking say. You're only alive because I will it. I'll stop providing you with sandwiches if you don't get each other pregnant soon! I'll give you half an hour to think about it.
(She walks out and slams the door.)
Rowlf: Guess me and Skeeter can go first...
Scooter: Hey, I want to do it with Skeeter!
Skeeter: I'm your sister you fucking creep!
Scooter: Mom and dad were brother and siter!
Fozzy: That explains so much! Woka woka!
Kermit: Shut up all of you! Something strange is gong on here. We were zombies. We were turned back to human by a magic gas. Then, Nanny told me that we were actually cloned to bring us back to life. Then I woke up and there was a nuclear holocaust! How do we know this isn't another dream? How we know we aren't still dead? How do we trust anything ever again!
Honeydew: I guess we could do an Inception. You know, like in that movie. Sleepy Movie 38.
Kermit: Enter our dreams? Find out what's real and what's fake? Travel through various dream levels, even though we put ourselves at risk of dying in our dreams or being trapped deep forever, unaway if we're awake or asleep, alive or dead?
Honeydew: Sure, I've got a machine we can all hook our brains up to. I made it while I was watching Beaker on the toilet last week.
Beaker: MEEP!?
Honeydew: It was for science...
Piggy: What if we get completely lost in dreams, Kermie?
Kermit: We could be lost now! The whole world being nuked but only we survive? Sounds like a dream!
Piggy: Well if this is a dream then Honeydew's machine only exists in dream and won't be able to get us out!
Honeydew: Actually, I built it so that even if it's just a dream it can still wake us for real.
Piggy: Well that's convenient!
Kermit: Come on, muppet babies. Let's go dream diving.
Gonzo: Did that sound cooler in your head?
Scooter: I thought it sounded cool.
(Skeeter kicks him square in the balls.)
Skeeter: Try to impregnate me now, nerd.
TO BE MUPPETINUED
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