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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
imagine more layers of unreality than normal

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fdddddddd
dfn
no
lol no

i was going to write another in that charles horse sieressssssss

series

where he wrote a Johnny Nose story

layers of unreality you see

but
that would be too hard

because i wouldn't just write it like a johnny nose story

i'd have to write it like a Johnny Nose story as written by Charles Horse

realy i should try

maybe in the next thing i'll try

but the thing should always represent my state of mind shouldn't it

and my state of mind is lol

nothing

i've always been wrong

about everything

never really here

too scared to think

to scared to like anything

or just not capable

i don't know

I'm CHARLES HORSE by the way tha'ts the TWIST!!!!!!!!!frgh

yeah


lol

lol

life

it's just typing "lol" a lot

becuase you can't just start being normal

you can't

don't let anyone tell you you can just decide to start living at any age

because if you're brain ain't right it aint' right

your

not you're

if you are brain ain't right it ain't rihtgag

ylol
see

durr

DURR

DURRRRRRRRRRRRR

i thought iw ast he one

i thought i was the one who was right

and really everyone else was

it's amazing it took me so long to work that out

you'd think it would be logical

you'd thikn my logical autism brain would be able to work it out

but no


i just waited for the world to be mine

ddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrere


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(Charles Horse is on a LATE NIGHT TV SHOW wearing the horse head under the HOT STUDIO LIGHTS. THe host is named MILTON.)

Milton: Yo, I got Charles Horse here!

Charles Horse: I am Horse.

Milton: I watched that movie, man that thing was FUCKED UP.

Horse: A lot of the stuff in there wasn't from the book.

Milton: You wrote it, man, you are Charles Horse! It had you masturbating over all those girls in really fucked up places!

Horse: I never...that never happened. There was only one THing Of The Day about masturbating in a girl's garden and I...the character never actually did it.

Milton: In these more sensitive times, in this Me Too era, should you expect audiences to be sympathetic with a character who scares women?

Horse: He doesn't...he isn't meant to...he didn't really masturbate there, he just thought about it!

Milton: Well that wasn't clear from the movie, man.

Horse: It was clearer in the book...

Milton: Maybe you need to stop being so subtle, in these unsubtle times.

Horse: WHAT?

Milton: Anyway, now you've come up with a new character named Johnny Nose. What does he do, masturbate at funerals and shit?

Horse: No...he's asexual.

Milton: Really?

Horse: Well, no, I panickied...look, it's okay to write stories where characters masturbate at funerals. Men think about these things.

Milton: Maybe they shouldn't! You sick fuck! WHat, are you masturbating right now?

Horse: Clearly not.

Milton: You are in your head, aren't you. Man I wish I could look inside the brain of every man and choose if they get to live or die. That's what I'm talkin' about!

Horse: ...is this a dream?

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it wans't. it was charlse horse sitting at htis computeredsi gdltyping lolg
ag

gesag

fgggldsafgljaighfagr


t
ttdreams aren't real they don't mean anything

i'll never producde anythign worthwhile

if aliens showed up and asked me to justify my existence i'd have NOTHING

ther'es nothing good in any thing of the day

nthing!

gg

but then if the aliens would kill people just for being worhtless then they're probably bastards anywayay

fucking bastholes

wait

did i just invent "bastholes"

is that a reaon not to kill me

please don't kil me, aleisn

i invented "bastholes"

oh just googled it it's alreayd a thing

well

tha'ts it then

no time to live

it's over

bye!
 
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