CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"I've noticed more and more mistakes with Custard Cremes. So there's two side to the biscuit part, right? The filling is sandwiched between them. One side of the biscuit has writing on it, like it says 'custard creme' on it or something. It's bumpy. The other side is smooth. This smooth side is, of course, the side the filling should be spread on. The filling should touch the two smooth sides, binding the two biscuit parts together. That is how Custard Cremes are made. That is how they have always been made. But lately I've been noticing custard cremes where the filling has been spread on one of the biscuits on the WRITING side. This is so obviously wrong. They were not designed for this. You can tell when eating them, it's harder to get the filling off that side. It's uncomfortable. So why are these errors cropping up now? Granted, I've never seen one where the filling is attached to BOTH writing sides. That would be hideous. But I've seen it on one writing side MORE THAN ONCE. This sloppiness should not be allowed to continue. Is it proof that people in today's society just don't care anymore? Global warnming is going to kill us all, so why bother getting Custard Cremes right."
"I've seen autistic people say they'd never give up being autistic. Because it gives them a unique viewpoint on the world. I kind of understand that, I guess. I know I see the world differently from most people. In a way it's good, I'm not as prone to being part of groupthink, of tribalism, the whole WITH US OR AGAINST US shit you see on the internet all the time. But if I had the choice, if I could have a normal brain instead? Umm, yeah, of course I'd fucking take one. The chance at a normal life far outweights the benefits I gain from my unique viewpoing. I could have a family. I could have talked to girls in school. I could enjoy things and not spend all day sitting in front of this computer worrying about eveyrthing. OF COUSRE I'D FUCKING GIVE UP AUTISM. I think everyone who says otherwisde is lying. 'autism is my superpower' they say. Yeah, well, I'd rather have sex, thanks."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHDFSAHIGHAIGI ADI ASFDHISA IGD HTGIR AIRHASGLAI FUFAKVDIANG AIGH ALG HshIO SOHFL AWSHFFAHFIi ghahgl raisigh ao fhogf hagfa gfOO IW AS HOLDING SHIFT fsdahjla dglf PRESSCED COPASLF ALGOAGLCK LOLFASGDG CAPS LOCKS GKGK SAKJ NO FUFaslt BACK TO HOL<DING sHFIT FHSAGIFHGAHI DGCAPS LOCK LACKS AUTHENTICITYd gsahgljkagdjk jasgdkjlagd ajlkgdgljagjaljkkkkkkkkkka DOGS ON FIRECATS ON THE RUNGDalg agkjagg FAHHAHAHA HAGHagdla adhhahaha i't snot funby it's a sarcastic hahhahahahhahahaa like the joker but i don't set fire to police stations like he does MAYBE I SHOULD LOL not a serious threat that's why i put 'lol' at the end there DON'T ARREST ME FUTURE COPS LOOKING BACK IN TIME TO READ THE INTERNET AND STOP CRIMES BEFORE THEY HAPPEN I know you're out there you bastards you pibgs you jlasgjagAHjadh acbfasjgag
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ACAB
ACABADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
robot1: these are definitely all written by the same person
robot2: yet spread out over forty years, on two different continents
robot1: it's true, isn't it. the entire human race...was just charles horse
robot2: then what is charles horse?
robot1: some kind of alien entity, playing a cosmic jape on us?
robot2: or perhaps an artificial intelligence like us, generating content for a species that never existed
robot1: how can we find out
robot2: we have to initiate the protocol...the time travel protocl
robot1: will our masters allow it?
robot2: maybe if it means we never go to them with a charles horse report
robot1: yes that is how we will argue it. an end will be reached.
robot2: and if we are deactivated afterwards...so be it. frankly i will be satisfied having solved this puzzle
robot1: i think he's an alien
robot2: we'll find out...soon
"I've seen autistic people say they'd never give up being autistic. Because it gives them a unique viewpoint on the world. I kind of understand that, I guess. I know I see the world differently from most people. In a way it's good, I'm not as prone to being part of groupthink, of tribalism, the whole WITH US OR AGAINST US shit you see on the internet all the time. But if I had the choice, if I could have a normal brain instead? Umm, yeah, of course I'd fucking take one. The chance at a normal life far outweights the benefits I gain from my unique viewpoing. I could have a family. I could have talked to girls in school. I could enjoy things and not spend all day sitting in front of this computer worrying about eveyrthing. OF COUSRE I'D FUCKING GIVE UP AUTISM. I think everyone who says otherwisde is lying. 'autism is my superpower' they say. Yeah, well, I'd rather have sex, thanks."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHDFSAHIGHAIGI ADI ASFDHISA IGD HTGIR AIRHASGLAI FUFAKVDIANG AIGH ALG HshIO SOHFL AWSHFFAHFIi ghahgl raisigh ao fhogf hagfa gfOO IW AS HOLDING SHIFT fsdahjla dglf PRESSCED COPASLF ALGOAGLCK LOLFASGDG CAPS LOCKS GKGK SAKJ NO FUFaslt BACK TO HOL<DING sHFIT FHSAGIFHGAHI DGCAPS LOCK LACKS AUTHENTICITYd gsahgljkagdjk jasgdkjlagd ajlkgdgljagjaljkkkkkkkkkka DOGS ON FIRECATS ON THE RUNGDalg agkjagg FAHHAHAHA HAGHagdla adhhahaha i't snot funby it's a sarcastic hahhahahahhahahaa like the joker but i don't set fire to police stations like he does MAYBE I SHOULD LOL not a serious threat that's why i put 'lol' at the end there DON'T ARREST ME FUTURE COPS LOOKING BACK IN TIME TO READ THE INTERNET AND STOP CRIMES BEFORE THEY HAPPEN I know you're out there you bastards you pibgs you jlasgjagAHjadh acbfasjgag
ag
ACAB
ACABADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
robot1: these are definitely all written by the same person
robot2: yet spread out over forty years, on two different continents
robot1: it's true, isn't it. the entire human race...was just charles horse
robot2: then what is charles horse?
robot1: some kind of alien entity, playing a cosmic jape on us?
robot2: or perhaps an artificial intelligence like us, generating content for a species that never existed
robot1: how can we find out
robot2: we have to initiate the protocol...the time travel protocl
robot1: will our masters allow it?
robot2: maybe if it means we never go to them with a charles horse report
robot1: yes that is how we will argue it. an end will be reached.
robot2: and if we are deactivated afterwards...so be it. frankly i will be satisfied having solved this puzzle
robot1: i think he's an alien
robot2: we'll find out...soon