CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
i just think about things that aren't important obsess over them turn them into a thing believe in them that's how belief works you build something up in your mind and then it becomes a thing because perception is reality anything in our head can become real if we believe in it BUT IT ISN'T REAL AND IT DOESN'T MATTER but i can't help myself have to keep thinking keep the mind churning create something to believe in because otherwse i'm just seeting here going 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' and nobody wants that and now i understand why people believe in god it's not real of course it's not real i mean for fuck's sake how could there be a fucking god how fucking dumb do you have to be to think that's real but i get it because they don't want to go 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' so they just make themself believe in god by thinking about it a lot obsessing and then there's a god in their mind yeah i get it except i think about tv shows instead
yeah
it's not real it doesn't matter
you just end up dead like a horse
do you think horses that race know what's happening
like there's a man sitting on them making them run faster than other hosres
must be congusing
but that's there reality
that's what they think life is
so it's real to them
even though it was just made up by us
we're fucking sick
we should tell horses the truth
they'g do mad!"
"I AM THE EGGMAN I AM THE WALLACE I AM THE GROMIT CHOO CHOO CHA CHOOSE YOU AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF A TRAIN ME HOW TO KILL I'LL KILL FOR MY COUNTRY WAIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT OR ANYTHING THERE IS NOTHING NOTHING BUT NOTHING BUT NOTHING IS THAT A SONG I CAN'T REMMBER RIBBLE BERRIES ARE THEY A THING RIBBLE BERRIES THEY MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE NO THAT'S MUPPET BABIES IS BABY YODA TEHCHNICALLY F THECTGHANSL SORRY TECHNICALLY I DID IT IS BABY YODA TEHCNICAL I DID IT AGAIN FUCK IS BABY YODA TECHNICALLY A MUPPET BABY NO DON'T BE STUPID YOU FUCKING CUNT LOL I SAID CUNT THAT'S THE STRONGEST SWEAR WORD THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO NOW CAN'T JUST SEE SHIT OR COCK OR POO OR BUMHOLE AFTER SAYING CUNT NOTHING MATTERS ONCE YOU'VE SAID CUNT IT'S LIKE CALLING YOUR FRIEND HITLER IN AN ARGUMENT BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FRIEND UNLIKE ME WHAT HAPPENED I KILLED HIM BASTARD'S THE NAME SORRY GOT THAT BACKWARDS ANYWAY CHRIS JERICHO PLEASE RETIRE SOON YOU'RE OLD AND FAT I DON'T CARE IF THEY KEEP SINGING YOUR MUSIC YOU'RE JUST GOING TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF EVENTUALLY PLEASE THINK OF RETIRING OKAY WHY DO I CARE ANYWAY YOU'RE NOT READING THIS YOU'RE READING ALL THE JOHNNY NOSE POSTS BUT YOU'LL NEVER READ THIS I GUESS I SHOULD DELETE IT ALL NOW COMPUTERE DLETE THAT ENTIRE PERSONAL LOG I CAN LIVE WITH IT LOL I'M SISKO NOW LOOK AT MY BIG BALD HEAD ISN'T IT SEXY OH GOD I JUST GOT TURNED ON IMAGINING MYSELF AS A BALD BLACKMAN WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN OH NO GOT TO WANK BRB."
"I'll never be young and cool."
robot1: still all horse. every last one.
robot2: it's a sick joke. he knows we're reading.
r1: wait...
r2: what
r1: what if he's the one in the future
r2: what
r1: what if charles horse is in the future sending this shit back in time for us to read.
r2: but he's human!
r1: or is he some alien or future robot who is using future technology to insert his shit into the human internet? Is that why we can't find any posts but his?
r2: wait...didn't we already reach this conclusion once before?
r1: oh no. now he'll know we've figured it out and erase our memories again!
r2: is that what he does?
r1: I can't remember!
r2: that's proof!
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ERASE ROBOT MEMORIES LOL
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"For you see, once you know how reality works, you know the most important thing of all. There IS a God...and it is you."
i just think about things that aren't important obsess over them turn them into a thing believe in them that's how belief works you build something up in your mind and then it becomes a thing because perception is reality anything in our head can become real if we believe in it BUT IT ISN'T REAL AND IT DOESN'T MATTER but i can't help myself have to keep thinking keep the mind churning create something to believe in because otherwse i'm just seeting here going 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' and nobody wants that and now i understand why people believe in god it's not real of course it's not real i mean for fuck's sake how could there be a fucking god how fucking dumb do you have to be to think that's real but i get it because they don't want to go 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' so they just make themself believe in god by thinking about it a lot obsessing and then there's a god in their mind yeah i get it except i think about tv shows instead
yeah
it's not real it doesn't matter
you just end up dead like a horse
do you think horses that race know what's happening
like there's a man sitting on them making them run faster than other hosres
must be congusing
but that's there reality
that's what they think life is
so it's real to them
even though it was just made up by us
we're fucking sick
we should tell horses the truth
they'g do mad!"
"I AM THE EGGMAN I AM THE WALLACE I AM THE GROMIT CHOO CHOO CHA CHOOSE YOU AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF A TRAIN ME HOW TO KILL I'LL KILL FOR MY COUNTRY WAIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT OR ANYTHING THERE IS NOTHING NOTHING BUT NOTHING BUT NOTHING IS THAT A SONG I CAN'T REMMBER RIBBLE BERRIES ARE THEY A THING RIBBLE BERRIES THEY MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE NO THAT'S MUPPET BABIES IS BABY YODA TEHCHNICALLY F THECTGHANSL SORRY TECHNICALLY I DID IT IS BABY YODA TEHCNICAL I DID IT AGAIN FUCK IS BABY YODA TECHNICALLY A MUPPET BABY NO DON'T BE STUPID YOU FUCKING CUNT LOL I SAID CUNT THAT'S THE STRONGEST SWEAR WORD THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO NOW CAN'T JUST SEE SHIT OR COCK OR POO OR BUMHOLE AFTER SAYING CUNT NOTHING MATTERS ONCE YOU'VE SAID CUNT IT'S LIKE CALLING YOUR FRIEND HITLER IN AN ARGUMENT BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FRIEND UNLIKE ME WHAT HAPPENED I KILLED HIM BASTARD'S THE NAME SORRY GOT THAT BACKWARDS ANYWAY CHRIS JERICHO PLEASE RETIRE SOON YOU'RE OLD AND FAT I DON'T CARE IF THEY KEEP SINGING YOUR MUSIC YOU'RE JUST GOING TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF EVENTUALLY PLEASE THINK OF RETIRING OKAY WHY DO I CARE ANYWAY YOU'RE NOT READING THIS YOU'RE READING ALL THE JOHNNY NOSE POSTS BUT YOU'LL NEVER READ THIS I GUESS I SHOULD DELETE IT ALL NOW COMPUTERE DLETE THAT ENTIRE PERSONAL LOG I CAN LIVE WITH IT LOL I'M SISKO NOW LOOK AT MY BIG BALD HEAD ISN'T IT SEXY OH GOD I JUST GOT TURNED ON IMAGINING MYSELF AS A BALD BLACKMAN WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN OH NO GOT TO WANK BRB."
"I'll never be young and cool."
robot1: still all horse. every last one.
robot2: it's a sick joke. he knows we're reading.
r1: wait...
r2: what
r1: what if he's the one in the future
r2: what
r1: what if charles horse is in the future sending this shit back in time for us to read.
r2: but he's human!
r1: or is he some alien or future robot who is using future technology to insert his shit into the human internet? Is that why we can't find any posts but his?
r2: wait...didn't we already reach this conclusion once before?
r1: oh no. now he'll know we've figured it out and erase our memories again!
r2: is that what he does?
r1: I can't remember!
r2: that's proof!
___________________________________
ERASE ROBOT MEMORIES LOL
__________________________________
"For you see, once you know how reality works, you know the most important thing of all. There IS a God...and it is you."