CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
)))))))))fasffdsgfgfgottokepytingmoresoidon't eendup withand unlucky n umberof letters or ulucky letters latsintehelindhflsahasrlfjgfHAHAHA
safgdfgfdsgh
fsdfgfgf
it asn't gifd
it wasn't supposed to start like this
_________________________________________________________
layer of unreality
________________________________________________________
"Shut up! Get that piece of trash out of my ring. Better yet, get that piece of trash out of the WWF! He's old! He sucks! I hate him like small bananas. What? You don't hate small bananas? Let me tell you all about them, you bastard! You ever eat a banana as a snack? Of course you do, son! Everyone does! But you like a big ole long banana, don't you? Old Stone Cold LOVES a big old long banana. But what happens, son, when you only got smaller bananas left? Little baby bananas you can eat in three bites! They're pathetic! You want to eat two of them, because you think that adds up to one normal banana, but something about it just don't feel right! You never ate two bananas in a single sitting when you were a kid. NEVER. Your mum would never let you! She'd give you one banana, AND THAT'S ALL. So you'd never even consider the possibility of eating two bananas, even two of the smallest bananas. It would never enter your fucking mind! Sorry for swearing, but small bananas just make me so mad! And now you're an old, your own person, you can eat whatever you goddamn feelt like! So what happens, when you only got small bananas? Do you eat two at once, even though it feels wrong? Maybe if you tried it, it would feel right! Eat two bananas, you pussy! Your a grown-ass man, son! What about the potassium? What if you get two much potassium and it FUCKS YOU UP? Don't cut me off, son, I ain't finished yet! I'll kick your ass, don't tell me to wind this up! I was going to talk about the bible too, about John 3:16 and the psalms and all that crap, I just got sidetracked by the small bananas is all! Damn it!" - Stone Cold Steve Austin on winning King of the Ring 1996
They did cut him off. And the next day, Vince McMahon personally fired Steve Austin for swearing in his interview. Austin had no excuse. The small bananas just made him so mad. He never got to the "Austin 3:16" part of his promo that could have propelled him to superstardom. Everyone soon forgot he was even known as "Stone Cold." He simply became Small Bananas Steve Austin. He wrestled in lesser promotions for several more years, but could never shake the "small bananas" incident. Fans would taunt him with it all the time. Sometimes he'd cry after his matches. He quit wrestling completely and became a hole digger. He was good at digging holes. He'd sometimes eat a banana on his break. A nice big one. Never two.
_______________________________________________________________________________
whenever you think you have cancer it turns out you're just being paranoid and you don't actually have cancer
however if you think everything is fine and it's nothing to worry about it turns out you actually do have cancer
so the only way to avoid cancer is to constantly imagine that you have cancer
but doesn't constant anxiety make you sick and more likely to have cancer
so you're now worrying even more that you have cancer
which makes you less likely to have cancer
but because you know that worry about cancer means you don't have cancer you start to relax a little because you can't possibly have cancer if you're worry about cancer
and sooner or later you've stopped worrying about cancer
which means you have cancer
that's how it gets you
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++b
oops wrong keey
fsafgKDFey
fg____gf
sd
fgfgjf_________________
wgat
what am i dong
i don't just men this post
i mean in gneral
i was supposed to have started by now
i will never start
just end
oh no
it's been a waste
oh no
then again
isn't it always
______________________________________________
how do people sit dwon without getting a sore back
doesn't really make sense
_________________________________________________________________
anyway
it wasn't meant to end like this either
safgdfgfdsgh
fsdfgfgf
it asn't gifd
it wasn't supposed to start like this
_________________________________________________________
layer of unreality
________________________________________________________
"Shut up! Get that piece of trash out of my ring. Better yet, get that piece of trash out of the WWF! He's old! He sucks! I hate him like small bananas. What? You don't hate small bananas? Let me tell you all about them, you bastard! You ever eat a banana as a snack? Of course you do, son! Everyone does! But you like a big ole long banana, don't you? Old Stone Cold LOVES a big old long banana. But what happens, son, when you only got smaller bananas left? Little baby bananas you can eat in three bites! They're pathetic! You want to eat two of them, because you think that adds up to one normal banana, but something about it just don't feel right! You never ate two bananas in a single sitting when you were a kid. NEVER. Your mum would never let you! She'd give you one banana, AND THAT'S ALL. So you'd never even consider the possibility of eating two bananas, even two of the smallest bananas. It would never enter your fucking mind! Sorry for swearing, but small bananas just make me so mad! And now you're an old, your own person, you can eat whatever you goddamn feelt like! So what happens, when you only got small bananas? Do you eat two at once, even though it feels wrong? Maybe if you tried it, it would feel right! Eat two bananas, you pussy! Your a grown-ass man, son! What about the potassium? What if you get two much potassium and it FUCKS YOU UP? Don't cut me off, son, I ain't finished yet! I'll kick your ass, don't tell me to wind this up! I was going to talk about the bible too, about John 3:16 and the psalms and all that crap, I just got sidetracked by the small bananas is all! Damn it!" - Stone Cold Steve Austin on winning King of the Ring 1996
They did cut him off. And the next day, Vince McMahon personally fired Steve Austin for swearing in his interview. Austin had no excuse. The small bananas just made him so mad. He never got to the "Austin 3:16" part of his promo that could have propelled him to superstardom. Everyone soon forgot he was even known as "Stone Cold." He simply became Small Bananas Steve Austin. He wrestled in lesser promotions for several more years, but could never shake the "small bananas" incident. Fans would taunt him with it all the time. Sometimes he'd cry after his matches. He quit wrestling completely and became a hole digger. He was good at digging holes. He'd sometimes eat a banana on his break. A nice big one. Never two.
_______________________________________________________________________________
whenever you think you have cancer it turns out you're just being paranoid and you don't actually have cancer
however if you think everything is fine and it's nothing to worry about it turns out you actually do have cancer
so the only way to avoid cancer is to constantly imagine that you have cancer
but doesn't constant anxiety make you sick and more likely to have cancer
so you're now worrying even more that you have cancer
which makes you less likely to have cancer
but because you know that worry about cancer means you don't have cancer you start to relax a little because you can't possibly have cancer if you're worry about cancer
and sooner or later you've stopped worrying about cancer
which means you have cancer
that's how it gets you
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++b
oops wrong keey
fsafgKDFey
fg____gf
sd
fgfgjf_________________
wgat
what am i dong
i don't just men this post
i mean in gneral
i was supposed to have started by now
i will never start
just end
oh no
it's been a waste
oh no
then again
isn't it always
______________________________________________
how do people sit dwon without getting a sore back
doesn't really make sense
_________________________________________________________________
anyway
it wasn't meant to end like this either