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I want to smell dark matter
THE PRECEDING IS ENTIRELY WRITTEN BY CHARLES HORSE. THE THOUGHTS AND VIEWS EXPRESSED WITHIN SOLELY REFLECT THE MIND OF CHARLES HORSE THE AUTISTIC FOOL. I'M DRUNK.
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So this is it. 2022. What does that even mean. It's just a number. Just a year. Years meant something back in the eighties. I was only alive for nine of them, only remembered like six of them. Even in the nineties it sTILL meant something. But now? What decade even is it? The fucking twenties? People will remember this as the twenties. I shouldn't even be alive in this millennium, let alone the twenties.
I am Charles Horse and I existed. Barely, but I existed.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
What's the point of getting drunk when you're on your own? And eating too many Pringles?
I wish I was young and normal. But still me. So that I could appreciate it. Being me has given me an appreciation for what the young, normal people take for granted.
The Pringles taste wrnog because of the beer. Fuck.
Won't everythign be simpler when we die and are loaded into the digital afterlife where we have total control over our digital bodies? We could feel whatever we want then.
Of cousre everyone would eventually get bored of their digital bodies and ask to be deleted. Just to see what's "next" even though really it's nothing.
Not me though. I'd live foreve.r I'd do everything, again and again and again. Maybe I'm in my digital afterlife now, relieving a human life, feeling what a human feelings, unable to taste Pringles properly because humans can't. How would I ever know.
LOL living int he SIMULATION lol ELON MUSK MORE LIKE E-LONG FUCK LOL I don't know.
I'm eating WAY too many Pringles. What if I eat the whole tube? What if I choke to death on PRINGLE PUKE in my sleep? Maybe I should. What difference does it make when or how you die?
Kiernan Shipka is the best girl. Charles Horse (that's me!) holds that opinion. This is written by Charles Horse, obviously.
Should I put the tv on or just keep listening to this wrestling podcast? Should I watch some Transformers on youtube? YEAH, let's do that.
Happy new year! Maybe it willb e our last.
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that was more upbeat then i expected from old Horse
anyway
bye forever
you cunts
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So this is it. 2022. What does that even mean. It's just a number. Just a year. Years meant something back in the eighties. I was only alive for nine of them, only remembered like six of them. Even in the nineties it sTILL meant something. But now? What decade even is it? The fucking twenties? People will remember this as the twenties. I shouldn't even be alive in this millennium, let alone the twenties.
I am Charles Horse and I existed. Barely, but I existed.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
What's the point of getting drunk when you're on your own? And eating too many Pringles?
I wish I was young and normal. But still me. So that I could appreciate it. Being me has given me an appreciation for what the young, normal people take for granted.
The Pringles taste wrnog because of the beer. Fuck.
Won't everythign be simpler when we die and are loaded into the digital afterlife where we have total control over our digital bodies? We could feel whatever we want then.
Of cousre everyone would eventually get bored of their digital bodies and ask to be deleted. Just to see what's "next" even though really it's nothing.
Not me though. I'd live foreve.r I'd do everything, again and again and again. Maybe I'm in my digital afterlife now, relieving a human life, feeling what a human feelings, unable to taste Pringles properly because humans can't. How would I ever know.
LOL living int he SIMULATION lol ELON MUSK MORE LIKE E-LONG FUCK LOL I don't know.
I'm eating WAY too many Pringles. What if I eat the whole tube? What if I choke to death on PRINGLE PUKE in my sleep? Maybe I should. What difference does it make when or how you die?
Kiernan Shipka is the best girl. Charles Horse (that's me!) holds that opinion. This is written by Charles Horse, obviously.
Should I put the tv on or just keep listening to this wrestling podcast? Should I watch some Transformers on youtube? YEAH, let's do that.
Happy new year! Maybe it willb e our last.
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that was more upbeat then i expected from old Horse
anyway
bye forever
you cunts
