CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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I'm just not here
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then I am, a bit
but not much
and there's nothing yu can do once you've already fasted
I may need radical brain surgery
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FRodo: I WILL TAKE IT!
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Professor: Sometimes I think it would be better to be a retard.
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Frodo: I will tak eht ring to Mordor. Although, I do not know the way.
Prisoner: *sigh* what are you talking about, "master".
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden.
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Professor: Don't call me master in a sarcastic way! You will learn.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Prisonor: Yeah, so what were you saying about retards? I knid of find that word offensive to be honest.
Legolas: And my bow.
Professor: Boo fucking hoo, you have no rights!
Gimli: AND MY AXE.
Prisonr: I have the right to speak. You've let me keep that, at least.
Boromir: You carry the fate of all of us, little one.
Professor: For now.
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Samwise: Mister Frodo isn't gonig anywhere without me!
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Prisoner: So you were asking if sometimes I think it would be better to be a retard?
Elrond: No indeed it is hardly possible to seperate you even when one of you is invited to a secret council and the other is not!
Professor: Yes.
Pippin: We're coming too!
Prisoner: Explain.
Merry: You'd have to tie us up in a sack to stop us from coming!
Professor: Retards are always happy. You're not. You can think. You have the intellectual capcity to recognise that what I'm putting you through is inhuman. You suffere as a result. A retard wouldn't suffer. He'd take his captivity with a smile on his retarded face and a song in his heart. The song would be something kiddie by the way.
Pippin: Besides, you need people of intelligence on this mission...quest...thing...
PrisoneR: You're insane.
Merry: Well that rules you out then, Pip.
Professor: AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH! How's that for an insane laugh?
Elrond: Nine companions...so be it! You will be the Fellowship of the ring!
Prisoner: Shite.
Pippin: Right. Where are we going?
Professor: Let's hear yours then!
Gandalf: Err, Elrond, don't you think you should give this thing a bit more thought? I mean, you sure decided awful quickly there! The hobbits come running over and that's it, they're in the Fellowship? ONe of them doesn't even know where we're going! Wouldln't it be better to take some more elves or even men?
Prisoner: ANd you're wrong anyway! I've seen retards upset. Iv'e seen angry retards. They wouldn't like being locked up by you anymore than I do!
Gimli: Or dwarves, fuckface!
Professor: Well, let's find out. I've invented a machine that can turn YOU into a retard! I'll go and get it!
Gandalf; Yes, or dwarves.
Prisoner: That's just a microwave oven!
Elrodn: Look, we can't debate this for too long, this isn't a book, you know! We have to keep the action moving forward, baby!
Proffessor: PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD¬!
Frodo: Hey, why can't we just fly to mordor on the eagles?
Prisoner: Fuck off.
Elrond: OH DON'T START THAT!
Professor: Shit, the cable doesnt' reach...never mind. ANYWAY, my point stands. It would be better to be a retard. Ignorance is bliss.
Gimli: AND MY AXE!
Prisoner: You're not really very bright, are you?
Gandalf: Stop saying that!
(The professor slaps the prisoner.)
(Legolas shoots Gimli in the neck with an arrow.)
Professor: You'll learn.
Boromir: Good shot old boy!
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RIGHT WELL THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW IS'Nt
IT IWAS I UNFADED THERE DID I DO ALL THAT I A FADED STATE!?
Leo Sayer: DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!11
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AND MY NOSE
fading into nonexistnce
NOf
not fading
fading implies that it's gradula
it's not
I'm just not here
sometimes
then I am, a bit
but not much
and there's nothing yu can do once you've already fasted
I may need radical brain surgery
g
f
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HODOR
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gseriously thouh why Tracey?
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FRodo: I WILL TAKE IT!
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Professor: Sometimes I think it would be better to be a retard.
afl
Frodo: I will tak eht ring to Mordor. Although, I do not know the way.
Prisoner: *sigh* what are you talking about, "master".
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden.
fa
Professor: Don't call me master in a sarcastic way! You will learn.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Prisonor: Yeah, so what were you saying about retards? I knid of find that word offensive to be honest.
Legolas: And my bow.
Professor: Boo fucking hoo, you have no rights!
Gimli: AND MY AXE.
Prisonr: I have the right to speak. You've let me keep that, at least.
Boromir: You carry the fate of all of us, little one.
Professor: For now.
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Samwise: Mister Frodo isn't gonig anywhere without me!
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Prisoner: So you were asking if sometimes I think it would be better to be a retard?
Elrond: No indeed it is hardly possible to seperate you even when one of you is invited to a secret council and the other is not!
Professor: Yes.
Pippin: We're coming too!
Prisoner: Explain.
Merry: You'd have to tie us up in a sack to stop us from coming!
Professor: Retards are always happy. You're not. You can think. You have the intellectual capcity to recognise that what I'm putting you through is inhuman. You suffere as a result. A retard wouldn't suffer. He'd take his captivity with a smile on his retarded face and a song in his heart. The song would be something kiddie by the way.
Pippin: Besides, you need people of intelligence on this mission...quest...thing...
PrisoneR: You're insane.
Merry: Well that rules you out then, Pip.
Professor: AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH! How's that for an insane laugh?
Elrond: Nine companions...so be it! You will be the Fellowship of the ring!
Prisoner: Shite.
Pippin: Right. Where are we going?
Professor: Let's hear yours then!
Gandalf: Err, Elrond, don't you think you should give this thing a bit more thought? I mean, you sure decided awful quickly there! The hobbits come running over and that's it, they're in the Fellowship? ONe of them doesn't even know where we're going! Wouldln't it be better to take some more elves or even men?
Prisoner: ANd you're wrong anyway! I've seen retards upset. Iv'e seen angry retards. They wouldn't like being locked up by you anymore than I do!
Gimli: Or dwarves, fuckface!
Professor: Well, let's find out. I've invented a machine that can turn YOU into a retard! I'll go and get it!
Gandalf; Yes, or dwarves.
Prisoner: That's just a microwave oven!
Elrodn: Look, we can't debate this for too long, this isn't a book, you know! We have to keep the action moving forward, baby!
Proffessor: PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD¬!
Frodo: Hey, why can't we just fly to mordor on the eagles?
Prisoner: Fuck off.
Elrond: OH DON'T START THAT!
Professor: Shit, the cable doesnt' reach...never mind. ANYWAY, my point stands. It would be better to be a retard. Ignorance is bliss.
Gimli: AND MY AXE!
Prisoner: You're not really very bright, are you?
Gandalf: Stop saying that!
(The professor slaps the prisoner.)
(Legolas shoots Gimli in the neck with an arrow.)
Professor: You'll learn.
Boromir: Good shot old boy!
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ash
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hj
asjhjasohjsah
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sa
gh
ash
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ash
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RIGHT WELL THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW IS'Nt
IT IWAS I UNFADED THERE DID I DO ALL THAT I A FADED STATE!?
Leo Sayer: DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!11
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