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thing of the day, thing plus 145 (thing+145)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
well it's back

so how does thing of the day differ from creative thread/

well let me let you in on a little secret

it doesn't

it's all meani9nglessssfg

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want to sleep

I'm out of synch with the universe


it's not for me

it's always working agianst me

or I'm not working forit

that's what it is

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a requiring motif!

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I don' tknow

killing yourself is scary though

it's stupid to hate life but be afraid of death though!?

I end too many sentecnes wit though1?

I'm not a very good writer?!

why am I asking question!?

have I turned Austlrian!?
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vv ODD BOY 48 SEEKS GIRL

ODD BOY 48, WHO IS ODD, SEEKS A GIRL FOR COMPANIONSHIP. "I WOULD LIKE TO SQUEEZLE HER BREASTICLES!" SAID ODD BOY 48, STROKING A TOASTER. "I THINK I WOULD ENJOY THE WAY THAT FELT. I WILL DO NOTHING FOR HER THOUGH. SHE MUST DO EVERYTHING FOR ME. SHE MUST RUN MY LIFE AND MAKE SURE I GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING AND EAT. NOTHING IN RETURN. SHE WILL SIMPLY LIVE TO MAKE ME HAPPY. OH, AND SHE MUST BE FUCKING HOT. DID I MENTION THAT? I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, DO I!"

ODD BOY 48 WAS FOUND DEAD 8 YEARS LATER BY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

"I WAS GOING FOR SOME HEROIN FROM MY DEALER," EXPLAINED THE SHAMED STAR (REMEMBER EIGHT YEARS IS THE FUTURE WHERE KIERA IS A HEROIN ADDICT) "AND I SAW HIS FUCKING BODY JUST LYING THERE IN THE STREET. IT WAS ODD THAT NOBODY ELSE NOTICED IT. THE WHOLE THING WAS ODD. I STROKED HIS FACE TENDERLY FOR A MOMENT, REMEMBERING MY OWN HUMANITY. THEN I SCORED SOME CHARLIE."

WELL ISN'T THAT IRONIC, HE DID FIND A GIRL IN THE END, A SHAMED OSCAR NOMINATED BIT OF SCRUMPET AT THAT, BUT HE HAD TO DIE FIRST. SUCH IS LIFE. AND DEATH. WHEN YOU'RE ODD.

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well wasn't that am amusing idstaction



WOMEN

MEN

THEY'RE BOTH MADE OUT OF BONES

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WOW THSI IS LIKE ART, MAN

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I'm just throwing ideas out there

CHIMPS FOR BUS DRIVERS

NSFO



N NO MORE BAGELS


BLACK S PEOPLE ARE TALLER THAN WHITEs

sJK


SALMNO RUSHDIE IS GAY

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# thsese aren't so much ideas

sa sthey are barely formed words


I wish I was smarter

wish my mind was more fluid

wish everything just flew

like it was liquid and shit

and words came out right

and everything and everytying

I wish it all

WISHING DON'T MKAE IT TRUe

I THINK I NEED A DOCOTR

A ROBOT DOCTOR

WHO WILL ILLEGALLY INJECT CYBER COMPONENTS IN MY BRAIN

TO MAKE MY SMARTER

AND STRONGER

HE'LL FIX MY NERVOUS SYSTEM TOO

SO THAT MY BODY IS OKAY

AND NOT SO FUCKING WEAK AND SICKLY

LOL I GET IMPROPER FEEDBACK

LOL
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like it hurts to even brush my teeth

and moving the brush vigoursly takes up too much energy

that kind of thing

is what I mean

but ther's more




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A short story about cats

________-

Sally the Cat loved her little kittens and loved snuggling up with them to keep them warm at night. She was a good mother.

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THE END

SEE THERE WAS NO TWISt

SOEMTIMES LIFE IS JUST LIKE THAt

LOL

NOT FOR ME

AND MY WRONGNESS

I'm gladdfajiljilsg

I wonder if I would be different with a different body?

would I do normal things if they felt normal?

like brushing my teeth correctly?

yes, probably

so that would make me more normal

the ability to do normal things normally with the correct feedback from my nervous system would certainly improve the quality of my life

my mind would still be shit

but hey, most people's are, right?

lol

imagine doing something that took years

like writing a book

for ten year

doings tnohing else

then at the end

THE VERY END

you realise

that ht ebook is utter unpublishable shite?

that's why I never do anythign!

that and my brain

EMILIA TO WIN
 
YAY IT'S THING OF THE DAY!
 
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