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THING OF THE DAY, THING PLUS ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE (thing+141)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
LOL
WHEN I RELAX I FADE AWAY
I DON'T RELAX MUCH
AT LEAST WHEN I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK I KNOW I EXIST, RIGHt
SO YEAH
FADE TO NOTHING WHEN I'M CONTENT
SO I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
JUST TO REMIND MYSELF THAT I'M ALIVe
AND THE WORLD
THE WORLD MUST KNOW
I MUST IMPACT IT
I MUST IMPACT YOU
SORT OF LIKE JESUS, YEs
BUT BETTER
HE WAS TOO VAGUE!
SHOULD HAVE LEFT MORE PROOF
SURELY HE SAW THE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF RELIGIOUS ARGUING COMING?
I WILL SEE IT ALL
PLAN FOR ALL EVENTUALATIES
LEAVE NOTHING TO CHANCe
YOU WILL BE UNDER MY CONTROL
BUT YOU WON'T KNOW
EVERYTHING WIlL SEEM THE SAME TO YOU
BUT BETTEr
EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER
YOU WILL BE IN BLISS
PURE JOY
THROUGH ME
THROUGH MY LOVE
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE DAJKLSJKLGKHF

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I wiahs I could type faster I wish I could think mafaster wich I knew which thoguhts to discard wish i knwe jkladfsjkldfljk

do you even think

does your brain do the thinking for you and then the thoughts just appear

are you just the part that's consciously aware of them

is that all you are

consciouness?

it's all an illuision?

WTF?

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syeah but why though

why do we need to be aware

where did awareness come in

ARE CATS AWARE?

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g___--


A SHORT STORY ABOUT BILBO BAGGINS

___________--


Bilbo Baggins woke up to find his feed had been shaved bare.

"That's odd," he said.

"Not really," said his wife, Natalie. "I did it while you slept."

"But why!?"

"I don't like hairy feet."

"But...I thought you loved me just the way I am!"

"I never said that."

"You did! You said you love everything about me!"

"Subtle difference. I love everything about you, yes, that's true, but..."

"THEN YOU LOVE MY HAIRY FEET!"

"I love them, but that doesn't mean I like them. Like how a parent can love a child but still hate what that child has done. Like if the child is a murdering bastard or something. I love you, I love everything about you, but I don't like hairy feet. They itch me in the night. So I have them. For the sake of love."

"If you love me, you would let me have the choice!"

"BUt you might have said no."

"GAAAH! I knew it was a mistake marrying an android!"

"ERROR ERROR!"

Pull back to reveal this is all taking place IN A HOLO DECK! Riker struts out.

"Computer, END THE FUCKING PROGRAMME, INNIT!"

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THAT THIS IS ALL TAKING PLACE WITHIN A THING OF THE DAY LOL!!"d
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well that story kind of got away from me

just like life!
 
:) The ones that get away from you sometimes are the best!
 
that's what they said about HITLERgfilj l sFUKC I HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERYTING SO I JUST SAY "HITLER" AT RANDOM
 
Hitler doesn't mind.
 
Every time you kill Hitler, a kitten masturbates.
 
Do you think Hitler ever stopped to take a good, long look at himself?
 
I bet he admired himself in the mirror A LOT.
 
A distorted, funfair mirror?
 
Yeah, then he cried and laughed hysterically.
 
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