CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
brad staggered about his house
had to get to the arena!
he fumbled for his keys
no time for keys! he had a big match!
he staggered out into his garden
where was the ring announcer?!
it was time for his big match!
where was his opponent?
ah, there he was
"I'LL BEAT YOUR BRAINS BECAUSE I AM WRESTLING PERSONIFIED AND I PERSONIFY WRESTLING, BIATCH!"
"AAAAH!"
Yes! A mean bodyslam. Drop the elbow! BAM! Hit him hard! Make it look real!
He's not selling! Arrogant punk, trying to make me look bad, ought to kick him in the face
KICK HIM IN THE FACE
oh shit
oh fuck
oh holy jesus mother of hitler
it's a kid
a little kid
and Brad just kicked his face in
run
RUN
fucking run!
Brad ran and ran and ran
then he realised he'd been run over
shit
Brad was arrested for murder when he woke from his coma
had to get to the arena!
he fumbled for his keys
no time for keys! he had a big match!
he staggered out into his garden
where was the ring announcer?!
it was time for his big match!
where was his opponent?
ah, there he was
"I'LL BEAT YOUR BRAINS BECAUSE I AM WRESTLING PERSONIFIED AND I PERSONIFY WRESTLING, BIATCH!"
"AAAAH!"
Yes! A mean bodyslam. Drop the elbow! BAM! Hit him hard! Make it look real!
He's not selling! Arrogant punk, trying to make me look bad, ought to kick him in the face
KICK HIM IN THE FACE
oh shit
oh fuck
oh holy jesus mother of hitler
it's a kid
a little kid
and Brad just kicked his face in
run
RUN
fucking run!
Brad ran and ran and ran
then he realised he'd been run over
shit
Brad was arrested for murder when he woke from his coma
