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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"It's time," said the mad man.

"Don't do this!" said Amy. "Look, you're not crazy...you're just...not good with people. I can tell that. You don't need a super strength robot Hitler to help you relate to people! I'll....I'll help you." And she was being sincere, up to a point. She'd help him right up until he opened the door, at which point she'd run to the nearest police station or phone.

"It's my life's work. I have to flip this switch. Sorry."

"No!" She tried the last thing she could think off. She started tickling him. "TICKLE TICKLE," she said, in mockery of the phrase he used when tickling her.

"Hehe," he laughed. "That tickles! Now stop." He pushed her away. Not violently, but firmly. Then he flicked the switch.

There was a spark of electricity. The Robo Hitler suddenly looked up and opened its robot eyes.

"Eva? Where are you?" it said.

"You're alive! YOU'RE ALIVE!" said the scientist.

"YES MASTER," said Robo Hitler.

"See? The restraining bolt works! He is mine! MY OWN."

"What happened...I just took cyanide," said Robo Hitler. "Is this some Jew plot?"

"And it hates jews! This is wonderful!" laughed the mad man.

"It's sick," said Zoe. "Turn it off!" She started to cry.

"Oh, grow up!" said the mad man. "I think you need cheering up...I think I need to make you laugh!"

"Oh no..."

"Oh yes! Robo Hitler? HOLD HER STILL so I can tickle the shit out of her. TICKLE TICKLE..."

Robot Hitler walked over to Amy and grabbed her. She sturggled, but it was useless. "CEASE STRUGGLING," said Robo Hitler.

"TICKLE TICKLE..." said the mad man, beginning to work her ribs.

"Let me go! Why are you doing what he says? You're Hitler! You don't take orders from anyway!" spat out Amy.

"You...you are correct," said Robo Hitler, letting her go.

"Robo Hitler, I command you to..."

"No one commands me! I AM ADOLF MOTHERFUCKING HITLER!"

"Oh no...what have I done," said Amy.

"KNEEL BEFORE HITLER!"
 
haha.. I knew Hitler was going to bite him on the ass.
 
You can't trust Hitler.
 
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