CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like this new naming convention.
It's easier to remember.
BNAG NBag
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this is a FREEYSTLEIN thing of othe day BABY!
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meaning I'm making this shit up as I go along WHOOFD
gf
like sometines I''ll plan it
like I'll have an idea for a story of rht eday
but it won't be good enough
so i'll turn it into a thing of the day
but type it in ALL CAPS so you know it's not a serious story
can't have people thinking I'm ever being serious
then they'll get expectations
and erections
no, not erections, Stuart
that's you being childish again
that was me doing it there
heheheheheheh
fucking hell I'm nothing
dasd
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hdffh
just keep typing and I might become something
my personality might come out
through me fingers
laid bare before me
AND THEN
then i'll know
what I'm supposed to do
and dedicate my life to doing that thing
that important thing
and achieve it
and smile
and bump this thing of the day and say "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ZUH BZZZZ"
but not explain what I mean
not even by "zuh bzzzz"
whcih if course doesn't mean anything
it's jjust me trying to look like I wasn't being seirous
when I'n fact I was
because I'd just accomplished my life's work
but no point bragging about it
did Hitler brag after he brought about a new thousand year reich?
NO
I'll follow his exmaple
IT'S BETTER THAN FOLLOWING HIM INTO THE BATHROOM
"his shit stank bad" - Eva Bruan on Hitler in tell all intervie with the Daily Star
yeah
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gj you know when Dork Lord draws those penis things?
I hate that
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RAW IS WAR'S A THORND IN YOU EYE]p-
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anothing here
even the things of sthe days are just an echo of the repetition of an idea
OR SOMEHTING
gf
I hate it when I try to say something then I just type OR SOMETHING!!!! in caps afterwads in case I made a mistake
to cover it up
I should have confidence
OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
WNAK WANK WANK WANK WANK DOCTOR WANK GOE SAROUND SHCOOL TELLIN CHILDING TO WANK BECAUSE IT CURES CANCER AND BESIDES IF YOU DON'T WANK YOU WILL BECOME SEXUALLY REPRESSED AND ALL THE SEXUAL ENERRGRY WILL COLLECT OVER YEAR AND YEARS AND EVENTUALLY EXPLODE WITH YOU COMMITING A HEINOUS ACT OF RAPE ON A PARK BENCH ON FRONT OF CHILDREN AND YOU'LL REMEMBER, THOSE CHILDREDN WILL REMIND YOU, THAT IF YOU HAD ONLY LISTENED TO DCOTOR WANK WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD THIS ACT OF PUBLIC INDECENCY WOULD NEVER HAVE OOCCURED, BUT IT'S TOOO LATE, TOO FUCKDAMN BLOODY LATE, AND THE POLICE GET YA, THEY GET YA GOOD, AND THEY BEAT YOU DOWN FIRST, WITH THEIR FUCKING TRUNCHEONS, REALLY WORKING THE RIBS, AND KICKING YOU AND LAUGHING AS THEY DO, BECASUSE YOU JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE BASTARD COPS OF OLD LONDON TOWNE, UNLUCKY YOU, THOSE GUYS ARE NOTORIOUS, THOSE BASTARD COPS, NOT LIKE REGULAR COPS, THEY'VE GONE WRONG,THEY'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE (SEE THAt'S A PUN BECAUE THE PIOLICE FORCE IS OFTEN JUST CALLED "THE FORCE" AND THE FORCE IS ALSO A THING IN STAR WARS WHICH HAS A DARK SIDE AS YOU WELL KNOW), AND THEY LOCK YOU UP, BUT THEY DON'T TAKE YOUR SHOELACES OFF YOU, BECASUE THEY'RE TOO BUSY WATCHING TAGGART AND LAUGHIGN AT THE INNACCURACIES, tHE BASTWARD COPS, AND YOU FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THE SHAME OF BEING A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER AND HAVING LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A PARK BENCH, SO YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSLED AND DIE, YOU FUCKING DIE RIGHT THERE AND THEN AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE, BECASUE THAt'S WHAT HAPPENS AND OF COURSE YOU THINK TO YOURSELF THAT IF ONLY YOU HAD LISTENED TO DOCTOR WANK AT SCHOOL YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS AND YOUR PANTS WOULDN'T BE FULL OF SHIT AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE SMELL AND THE BASTARD COPS SMELLING IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM THINKING THAT YOU SMELL AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL BAD AND THAT'S YOUR LAST THOUGHT, YOUR LAST FEELING, BADNESS, AND IF HELL IS DEFINED BY THE LAST THOUGHT WE HAVE AS A MORTAL THEN, TRULY, YOURS WILL THE BLACKEST DARKEST HELL OF ALL, AND ALL THAT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO DOCTOR WANK AT SCHOOL
^do not read the above paragraph
It's easier to remember.
BNAG NBag
sg
sdfh
g
this is a FREEYSTLEIN thing of othe day BABY!
1
1
meaning I'm making this shit up as I go along WHOOFD
gf
like sometines I''ll plan it
like I'll have an idea for a story of rht eday
but it won't be good enough
so i'll turn it into a thing of the day
but type it in ALL CAPS so you know it's not a serious story
can't have people thinking I'm ever being serious
then they'll get expectations
and erections
no, not erections, Stuart
that's you being childish again
that was me doing it there
heheheheheheh
fucking hell I'm nothing
dasd
gh
dfh
hdffh
just keep typing and I might become something
my personality might come out
through me fingers
laid bare before me
AND THEN
then i'll know
what I'm supposed to do
and dedicate my life to doing that thing
that important thing
and achieve it
and smile
and bump this thing of the day and say "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ZUH BZZZZ"
but not explain what I mean
not even by "zuh bzzzz"
whcih if course doesn't mean anything
it's jjust me trying to look like I wasn't being seirous
when I'n fact I was
because I'd just accomplished my life's work
but no point bragging about it
did Hitler brag after he brought about a new thousand year reich?
NO
I'll follow his exmaple
IT'S BETTER THAN FOLLOWING HIM INTO THE BATHROOM
"his shit stank bad" - Eva Bruan on Hitler in tell all intervie with the Daily Star
yeah
f
f
gf
g
]
g
______---
g
f
sg
gj you know when Dork Lord draws those penis things?
I hate that
dg
_______-
d
d
RAW IS WAR'S A THORND IN YOU EYE]p-
__--------
yeah
a
s
anothing here
even the things of sthe days are just an echo of the repetition of an idea
OR SOMEHTING
gf
I hate it when I try to say something then I just type OR SOMETHING!!!! in caps afterwads in case I made a mistake
to cover it up
I should have confidence
OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
WNAK WANK WANK WANK WANK DOCTOR WANK GOE SAROUND SHCOOL TELLIN CHILDING TO WANK BECAUSE IT CURES CANCER AND BESIDES IF YOU DON'T WANK YOU WILL BECOME SEXUALLY REPRESSED AND ALL THE SEXUAL ENERRGRY WILL COLLECT OVER YEAR AND YEARS AND EVENTUALLY EXPLODE WITH YOU COMMITING A HEINOUS ACT OF RAPE ON A PARK BENCH ON FRONT OF CHILDREN AND YOU'LL REMEMBER, THOSE CHILDREDN WILL REMIND YOU, THAT IF YOU HAD ONLY LISTENED TO DCOTOR WANK WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD THIS ACT OF PUBLIC INDECENCY WOULD NEVER HAVE OOCCURED, BUT IT'S TOOO LATE, TOO FUCKDAMN BLOODY LATE, AND THE POLICE GET YA, THEY GET YA GOOD, AND THEY BEAT YOU DOWN FIRST, WITH THEIR FUCKING TRUNCHEONS, REALLY WORKING THE RIBS, AND KICKING YOU AND LAUGHING AS THEY DO, BECASUSE YOU JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE BASTARD COPS OF OLD LONDON TOWNE, UNLUCKY YOU, THOSE GUYS ARE NOTORIOUS, THOSE BASTARD COPS, NOT LIKE REGULAR COPS, THEY'VE GONE WRONG,THEY'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE (SEE THAt'S A PUN BECAUE THE PIOLICE FORCE IS OFTEN JUST CALLED "THE FORCE" AND THE FORCE IS ALSO A THING IN STAR WARS WHICH HAS A DARK SIDE AS YOU WELL KNOW), AND THEY LOCK YOU UP, BUT THEY DON'T TAKE YOUR SHOELACES OFF YOU, BECASUE THEY'RE TOO BUSY WATCHING TAGGART AND LAUGHIGN AT THE INNACCURACIES, tHE BASTWARD COPS, AND YOU FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THE SHAME OF BEING A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER AND HAVING LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A PARK BENCH, SO YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSLED AND DIE, YOU FUCKING DIE RIGHT THERE AND THEN AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE, BECASUE THAt'S WHAT HAPPENS AND OF COURSE YOU THINK TO YOURSELF THAT IF ONLY YOU HAD LISTENED TO DOCTOR WANK AT SCHOOL YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS AND YOUR PANTS WOULDN'T BE FULL OF SHIT AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE SMELL AND THE BASTARD COPS SMELLING IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM THINKING THAT YOU SMELL AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL BAD AND THAT'S YOUR LAST THOUGHT, YOUR LAST FEELING, BADNESS, AND IF HELL IS DEFINED BY THE LAST THOUGHT WE HAVE AS A MORTAL THEN, TRULY, YOURS WILL THE BLACKEST DARKEST HELL OF ALL, AND ALL THAT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO DOCTOR WANK AT SCHOOL
^do not read the above paragraph
