CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
there is nothing
nothing but a feeling of unpleasantness all over my fucking body
mostly the back of my neck
like someone's watching me
or panic
or something
a skin of unpleasantless
can'stagt
rj
thjipjipjop
th
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my mind is only capable of certain things
I have limits
when I reach them it's like hitting a BRICK wall
in my mind
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
gjioooooooooooooooooo
gf
I wish I had a full brain
I think it's NEARLY full
it's close to a human brain
but there's so muich missing
it just needs to be about 5% bigger It hink
to fit int he msissing pieces
then I'd be able to think
I'd have the room to think
it would be cool to have a double brain
you could have one crazy, wacky, creative brain (but with no limits!)
and one sensible, human brain, for interacting with people without being sick
and only a vulcan mind meld could reveal your secret
THAT WOUDL BE GODO
dgh
h
____________
I should make up some words
wordurbate
g
no that's not good
gas
g
gfj goodo
gpfjgf
cumpants
sdgj
a
trouserthief
g
pantsfucker
fuckducker
shoulddjf
lessman
lessthandf hdf
HItler's nose
d
__________-
"Hitler" and "nose" seem to be the two dominant words stuck in in my head
it's annoying
NOSE
HITELR
LOL I'm SOW AKCY
gf ARGH
sf
hfj
fjas
should i kill myself
because I recognise that I'm never going to be more than THIS
so should I?
to save the world from y presence?
what if there are aliens monitoring the sum total of humanity's worth
but I'm dragging humanity down
just enough that the aliens won't give us the secret of everlasting life
WHAT IF THat'S HAPPENIg
the responsible thing would be for me to killeth mineself!
really
this could be ahpepnign
wrigth now
okay it probably isn't
but why take that chance!
_______
PALY
(A MAN WALKS ONTO THE SET.)
MANL: I HAVE A PENIS
(A WOMAN WALKS ONTO THE SET.)
WOMAN: I HAVE A NOSe
MAN: AND A VAGINA
WOMAN YOU MEAN MEN ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT MY VAG-GINA
Man: YEs
WOMAN: GRR
MAN: SORYR
WOMAN: I FORGOVIE YOU LET'S HAVE SEx
MAN: NO THANSK I'M GAY
WOMAN: FUCK
MAN: YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE LOL
WOMAN: FUCK
MAN: MEEP
FIN
_____---
WOW THAT WAS BETTER THAN WAITYING FOR GODOT WASN'TIT
)b
g
u
thi meaingless stabbing at keys
asg
this
is
it
for now
sorry
i'll tryi existing more tomorrrrrrrrrrrwo
nothing but a feeling of unpleasantness all over my fucking body
mostly the back of my neck
like someone's watching me
or panic
or something
a skin of unpleasantless
can'stagt
rj
thjipjipjop
th
g
my mind is only capable of certain things
I have limits
when I reach them it's like hitting a BRICK wall
in my mind
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
gjioooooooooooooooooo
gf
I wish I had a full brain
I think it's NEARLY full
it's close to a human brain
but there's so muich missing
it just needs to be about 5% bigger It hink
to fit int he msissing pieces
then I'd be able to think
I'd have the room to think
it would be cool to have a double brain
you could have one crazy, wacky, creative brain (but with no limits!)
and one sensible, human brain, for interacting with people without being sick
and only a vulcan mind meld could reveal your secret
THAT WOUDL BE GODO
dgh
h
____________
I should make up some words
wordurbate
g
no that's not good
gas
g
gfj goodo
gpfjgf
cumpants
sdgj
a
trouserthief
g
pantsfucker
fuckducker
shoulddjf
lessman
lessthandf hdf
HItler's nose
d
__________-
"Hitler" and "nose" seem to be the two dominant words stuck in in my head
it's annoying
NOSE
HITELR
LOL I'm SOW AKCY
gf ARGH
sf
hfj
fjas
should i kill myself
because I recognise that I'm never going to be more than THIS
so should I?
to save the world from y presence?
what if there are aliens monitoring the sum total of humanity's worth
but I'm dragging humanity down
just enough that the aliens won't give us the secret of everlasting life
WHAT IF THat'S HAPPENIg
the responsible thing would be for me to killeth mineself!
really
this could be ahpepnign
wrigth now
okay it probably isn't
but why take that chance!
_______
PALY
(A MAN WALKS ONTO THE SET.)
MANL: I HAVE A PENIS
(A WOMAN WALKS ONTO THE SET.)
WOMAN: I HAVE A NOSe
MAN: AND A VAGINA
WOMAN YOU MEAN MEN ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT MY VAG-GINA
Man: YEs
WOMAN: GRR
MAN: SORYR
WOMAN: I FORGOVIE YOU LET'S HAVE SEx
MAN: NO THANSK I'M GAY
WOMAN: FUCK
MAN: YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE LOL
WOMAN: FUCK
MAN: MEEP
FIN
_____---
WOW THAT WAS BETTER THAN WAITYING FOR GODOT WASN'TIT
)b
g
u
thi meaingless stabbing at keys
asg
this
is
it
for now
sorry
i'll tryi existing more tomorrrrrrrrrrrwo
