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thingoftheday (thing+177)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
jsdgjklajkl AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH wish I could feel things but then surely I'd just feel despair because i'm a person who can't feel things but then I wouldn't be a person who can't feel things I'd be a person who can feels things so I suppose I wouldn't feel liek a person who can't feel thi9ngs hey wait a minute how can you feel like someone who can't feel that means I really CAN feel all along lol tinman you had a heart all along you fucking twazzock and a cock too a big fat metal cock you asshole data I think your emotion chip is working perfectly!!!
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when does it start


(I'm talking about life by the way.)

BUILD UP TO A CRESCENDO

THEN IT HAS TO START

if I get dramatic enough life will start

like maybe I should try to kill mysef

be pro-active

and then

LIFE WILL START

life will step int to stop my killing myself

i'll have kick-started life

LIFE WILL START


Yes

YES

that's it

that's it!!!

all those times I lay awake praying to Jseus (not really) for life to start

THOSE WERE IN VAIN YOU VAIN FOOL

VANITY, VANITY, ALL IS VANITY
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(I'm just saying things)

life will START

if I try to kill myself

it will have no choice

beacuse if I'm destined to live

it'll have to stop me

it'll have to start to stop me

life will start

and if it doesn't....

i'll bedead

but i'll be that way anyway

if life doesnt' start!

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PLAY

(A MAN WALKS ONTO STAGE.)

MAN: I'M LOOKING FOR MY LIFE. HAVE YOU SEE IT? NO? YES? ANSWER ME. DAMN YOU, MOUNTAIN, ANSWER ME! I'LL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOU DO! YOU MUST KNOW! YOU BIG MOUNTAIN THAT IS IN FRONT OF ME. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ACTING. I'M PRETENDING THERE'S A MOUNTAIN IN FRONT OF ME. BUT THERE'S NO. JUST AN AUDIENCE. AN UGLY, FUCKING AUDIENCE. GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLE. I'M GOING TO KEEP LIVING TO SPITE YOU. YOU HEAR THAT, MOUNTAIN? HAHAHAHA, GRAPES.

(The man pulls down his pants and starts masturbating. Teh curtain drops abruptly.)

FIN

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does anyone read every individual key stab?


GRANNDYDUCKSJSK ATJKLjkasgl ljk MISTER KITCHEN
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I read every aslkjf
 
they are all essential
 
I found that "ggf" 18 lines from the bottom extraneous, just a simple "gf" would have sufficed.
 
Well noticed.
 
It's all important.
 
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