CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
we have enetered the lethargic phase
gffffffffffffffff
okya we've been there for a long time
s
it's more than that
yo0u dogs
g it's the coma phase
gfHEHEHgh
alreyd dead what ins thisg
dsh
PEALSe
ther'es no one to pray to
LOLfs
g
RICE
sv
there's nothign to do even though Big Brother is on
so what the hell will I do once it finishes?!2/
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READK SOME DUCKs
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s
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gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
jjjj ther'e sreally nothing to type
I don't even want to tyep ASLGJLAJKGKJAH becasue beacuse beacuse beacsue BEACUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES
no
becasue it would indicate that I can be bothered to type
but i can't
so
just leave spaces?
but you have to type soemthing fot he spaces to show up
life is just spaces
no
yes
well
the parts when you're alive
that's when there's something int he spaces
but most of the time they are empty
you don't remember most of your life because it's empty
gjkks
well I don't
my brain doens't work right!
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SIT COM
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(Man walks into house.)
Man: Honey, I'm home!
(The audience whoop and holler for no reason.)
Wife: You're home?
Man: Yes.
Wife: Your home? It's my home too!
(The audience laugh.)
Man: Haha, fix me some sandwiches and rum.
Wife: Fix them yourself.
Man: Fix them or I'll fix YOU good!
(The audience whooo.)
Wife: Like how the doctor fixed you so you can't have anymore kids?
Man: Hey, the ten we have are enough.
Wife: I know, that's why I killed them!
(The audience laugh and the man and wife start dancing for no apparent reason.)
Man: I love you!
Wife: I love treason!
FIN
)
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WASN't THAT A GREAT SIT COM YOU NIGERS
gffffffffffffffff
okya we've been there for a long time
s
it's more than that
yo0u dogs
g it's the coma phase
gfHEHEHgh
alreyd dead what ins thisg
dsh
PEALSe
ther'es no one to pray to
LOLfs
g
RICE
sv
there's nothign to do even though Big Brother is on
so what the hell will I do once it finishes?!2/
hg
s
READK SOME DUCKs
g
s
g
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
jjjj ther'e sreally nothing to type
I don't even want to tyep ASLGJLAJKGKJAH becasue beacuse beacuse beacsue BEACUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES
no
becasue it would indicate that I can be bothered to type
but i can't
so
just leave spaces?
but you have to type soemthing fot he spaces to show up
life is just spaces
no
yes
well
the parts when you're alive
that's when there's something int he spaces
but most of the time they are empty
you don't remember most of your life because it's empty
gjkks
well I don't
my brain doens't work right!
________________________________________________-
SIT COM
___________________________________________________
(Man walks into house.)
Man: Honey, I'm home!
(The audience whoop and holler for no reason.)
Wife: You're home?
Man: Yes.
Wife: Your home? It's my home too!
(The audience laugh.)
Man: Haha, fix me some sandwiches and rum.
Wife: Fix them yourself.
Man: Fix them or I'll fix YOU good!
(The audience whooo.)
Wife: Like how the doctor fixed you so you can't have anymore kids?
Man: Hey, the ten we have are enough.
Wife: I know, that's why I killed them!
(The audience laugh and the man and wife start dancing for no apparent reason.)
Man: I love you!
Wife: I love treason!
FIN
)
sg
hg__________---
as
__A
gh__________---
__________-
_____________--
WASN't THAT A GREAT SIT COM YOU NIGERS
