CaptainWacky
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In the Land of the Sausage People, Sausage Man kissed his wife goodbye on his way to work.
"I hate that you have to go!" she said, pressing her fat sausage body up against his.
"Don't worry, dear," he said. "Once I'm through polishing eggs I'll come home like I do every day."
"I love you!" she said, kissing his sausage lips.
"I'm pretty fond of you too!" he joked and skipped off to work. He waved at all the sausage people as he went and they waved at him, for he was Sausage Man, the first and most famous of their kind.
"Lalalala, going to polish some eggs," he sang. That was when he saw the gateway glowing before him.
"Hang on, what's this?" he asked, but there was no one to answer. He looked behind the gateway. It was the same at the back as it the front and appeared completely flat. "Hmm, I wonder what would happen..."
He stepped into the gateway. He left the Land of Sausage people.
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(Jimmy and Billy run from the cops.)
Jimmy: Run faster you prick, the cops are almost on us!
Billy: Don't...call me...a prick...you prick.
(They run down an alleyway...and right into Sausage Man.)
Sausage Man: Hello there...what are you!? You're not Sausage people!
Jimmy: WHAT THE FUCK!
Billy: Jimmy, what is that thing?
Jimmy: It's a...it's some bastard dressed up as a giant sausage, that's what it is.
Sausage Man: Now now, no need for profanity!
Billy: Cut him Jimmy, cut him up!
Jimmy: I'm gonna STICK HIM, that's what I'm going to do!
(Jimmy stabs at Sausage Man with a knife...cutting into his sausage flesh.)
Sausage Man: Oww, that hurt!
Jimmy: Shit...shit!
Billy: Jimmy, what is that thing!?
Jimmy: It's a fucking living sausage! RUN! IT'S CREEPING ME OUT!
Billy: Me too, AAAH!
(Billy and Jimmy turn and run...right into the cops.)
Officer Bastard: Ha, we have you know!
Billy: Officer Bastard, there's a LIVING SAUSAGE out here!
Officer Bastard: Ha! You must think I was born yesterday, you fuckers!
(He smacks them around and puts them in cuffs. He looks down the alley but there's no sign of Sausage Man now.)
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Sausage Man has been dragged into room by a doctor.
"Who are you"? askes sausage man.
"I am Doctor Stain," said the doctor. "I MADE YOU!"
"What!?"
"You are an experiment gone wrong. I mixed human and sausage DNA...you wer the result. You and your stinking family and friends. I sent you through a portal to a parrelel world. Now I have called you back."
"But what?"
"Because...you hold within you the cure...FOR CANCER!"
"What's cancer?"
"Ah, there is no cancer in Sausage Land! I knew it! I'm going to make a fortune out of you, you freak!"
"I want to see my family again!"
"NEVER. NEVER! HAHAHA!"
"I'll...I'll stick you."
Sausage Man grabs a SURGICAL INSTRUMENT and threaten Stain.
"You Sausage BASTARD!"
"Let me go home...you fucking cunt!"
SUDDENLY A NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF KILLING EVERYONE THE END
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I can't finish anything anymore...
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In the Land of the Sausage People, Sausage Man kissed his wife goodbye on his way to work.
"I hate that you have to go!" she said, pressing her fat sausage body up against his.
"Don't worry, dear," he said. "Once I'm through polishing eggs I'll come home like I do every day."
"I love you!" she said, kissing his sausage lips.
"I'm pretty fond of you too!" he joked and skipped off to work. He waved at all the sausage people as he went and they waved at him, for he was Sausage Man, the first and most famous of their kind.
"Lalalala, going to polish some eggs," he sang. That was when he saw the gateway glowing before him.
"Hang on, what's this?" he asked, but there was no one to answer. He looked behind the gateway. It was the same at the back as it the front and appeared completely flat. "Hmm, I wonder what would happen..."
He stepped into the gateway. He left the Land of Sausage people.
_______________-
(Jimmy and Billy run from the cops.)
Jimmy: Run faster you prick, the cops are almost on us!
Billy: Don't...call me...a prick...you prick.
(They run down an alleyway...and right into Sausage Man.)
Sausage Man: Hello there...what are you!? You're not Sausage people!
Jimmy: WHAT THE FUCK!
Billy: Jimmy, what is that thing?
Jimmy: It's a...it's some bastard dressed up as a giant sausage, that's what it is.
Sausage Man: Now now, no need for profanity!
Billy: Cut him Jimmy, cut him up!
Jimmy: I'm gonna STICK HIM, that's what I'm going to do!
(Jimmy stabs at Sausage Man with a knife...cutting into his sausage flesh.)
Sausage Man: Oww, that hurt!
Jimmy: Shit...shit!
Billy: Jimmy, what is that thing!?
Jimmy: It's a fucking living sausage! RUN! IT'S CREEPING ME OUT!
Billy: Me too, AAAH!
(Billy and Jimmy turn and run...right into the cops.)
Officer Bastard: Ha, we have you know!
Billy: Officer Bastard, there's a LIVING SAUSAGE out here!
Officer Bastard: Ha! You must think I was born yesterday, you fuckers!
(He smacks them around and puts them in cuffs. He looks down the alley but there's no sign of Sausage Man now.)
____________________________-
Sausage Man has been dragged into room by a doctor.
"Who are you"? askes sausage man.
"I am Doctor Stain," said the doctor. "I MADE YOU!"
"What!?"
"You are an experiment gone wrong. I mixed human and sausage DNA...you wer the result. You and your stinking family and friends. I sent you through a portal to a parrelel world. Now I have called you back."
"But what?"
"Because...you hold within you the cure...FOR CANCER!"
"What's cancer?"
"Ah, there is no cancer in Sausage Land! I knew it! I'm going to make a fortune out of you, you freak!"
"I want to see my family again!"
"NEVER. NEVER! HAHAHA!"
"I'll...I'll stick you."
Sausage Man grabs a SURGICAL INSTRUMENT and threaten Stain.
"You Sausage BASTARD!"
"Let me go home...you fucking cunt!"
SUDDENLY A NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF KILLING EVERYONE THE END
__________________--
I can't finish anything anymore...
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