CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Doctor, there's smoething wrong with me man.
Sit down.
I'm embarrassed.
Please sit down.
Umm, who's that?
This is medical student. Is it okay if he stays...
NO.
Okay, don't have to shout, you can leave, studnet.
I'm sorry for shouting.
That's okay.
Umm...
Why won't you turn to face me?
BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD ON, OKAY.
An erection?
Yes.
That's nothing to be embarrassed about...
I keep getting them. all the time!
Well, you may have to stop thinking sexy thoughts then...
No, you don't understand, I don't get them when I think of sexy things. I can't anymore. You see, I used to masturbate more than anyone else in the entire world. More than Tom "Wanks" Hands. He wa a guy I knew in school, wanked a lot, stunk of cum all the time...anyway, I wanked a lot. Over everything sexy I could think of. Until one day I just ran out of sexy things to wank over. Just totally ran out! And for a long time I couldn't wank at all. I tried thinking of all the sexy things I could, but nothing. I tried going gay, and that worked for a while, but then I started enjoying it and couldn't even get hard-ons looking at the most hardcore of homosexual images. but then, one day, I was thinking about how pathetic I was, how small and un-erect...when I got a hard on! A BIG JUICY BASTARD OF A HARD ON. And that's how it begun...
Go on.
I can only get them now when I DON'T want to get them. It's reverse psychology gone mad! I get them all the time because i don't WANT to get them.
Well, you just have to...
There's no way out! If I think of something sexy to make them go away, if I try to enjoy it, my mind just FRIZZLE FRAZZLE HITELR.
Umm, what?
HITLER HITLER JEWs
___________--
The hospital explodes the end
j DUCK
THAt'S RIGHT YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY j DUCK
YOU MORONS!
Sit down.
I'm embarrassed.
Please sit down.
Umm, who's that?
This is medical student. Is it okay if he stays...
NO.
Okay, don't have to shout, you can leave, studnet.
I'm sorry for shouting.
That's okay.
Umm...
Why won't you turn to face me?
BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD ON, OKAY.
An erection?
Yes.
That's nothing to be embarrassed about...
I keep getting them. all the time!
Well, you may have to stop thinking sexy thoughts then...
No, you don't understand, I don't get them when I think of sexy things. I can't anymore. You see, I used to masturbate more than anyone else in the entire world. More than Tom "Wanks" Hands. He wa a guy I knew in school, wanked a lot, stunk of cum all the time...anyway, I wanked a lot. Over everything sexy I could think of. Until one day I just ran out of sexy things to wank over. Just totally ran out! And for a long time I couldn't wank at all. I tried thinking of all the sexy things I could, but nothing. I tried going gay, and that worked for a while, but then I started enjoying it and couldn't even get hard-ons looking at the most hardcore of homosexual images. but then, one day, I was thinking about how pathetic I was, how small and un-erect...when I got a hard on! A BIG JUICY BASTARD OF A HARD ON. And that's how it begun...
Go on.
I can only get them now when I DON'T want to get them. It's reverse psychology gone mad! I get them all the time because i don't WANT to get them.
Well, you just have to...
There's no way out! If I think of something sexy to make them go away, if I try to enjoy it, my mind just FRIZZLE FRAZZLE HITELR.
Umm, what?
HITLER HITLER JEWs
___________--
The hospital explodes the end
j DUCK
THAt'S RIGHT YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY j DUCK
YOU MORONS!
