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THOUGH TIT WAS TIME FOR A THING OF THE DAY
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GAS MAN
A STORY ABOUT A GAS MAN
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"HELLO FUCKER, I'M HERE TO READ YOUR FUCKING GAS METER YOU CRAPHOLE," said the gas man.
"Umm, why are you swearing and shouting?" asked the NOT gas man.
"UMM, BECAUSE I HAVE NIGGERING TOURETTE'S AND SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING INSESNITIVE JEW, NOW LET ME IN SO I CAN FUCKING READ YOUR METER YOU BASTARDNOSE."
"Okay, okay, come in! Yeesh!"
"DON'T SAY YEESH. IT'S A STUPID WORD. FUCKING MORON. WHERE'S YOUR METER?"
"It's here."
"WHERE? ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN'S DEAD BODY."
"Behind the woman's dead body."
"WAIT YOU ARAB, WHO IS THIS DEAD BITCH?"
"My wife. I just killed her for cheating on me with the gas man."
"BUT I'M THE GAS MAN AND I NEVER FUCKED YOUR UGLY FAT BITCH WHORE OF A SLUT WIFE."
"The old gas man."
"OH YEAH, JIMMY GAS MAN, UGLY BASTARD, I HEARD HE DIED LAST WEEK, GOOD, I HATED HIM, THE FUCKER."
"I killed him."
"OH WELL, MOVE THE WHORE AND LET ME READ THE FUCKING METER, YOU BORING BASTARD."
"Maybe I should kill you too now that you know my secret..."
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT TEN DEAD BABIES, FATSO."
"Maybe...or I could just..."
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ARE YOU DROPPING YOUR TROUSERS...WHY ARE YOU MASTURBATING?"
"I have to...to kill you..."
"WHAT? SPEAK SENSE OR I'LL BITE YOUR DICK OFF."
"I can only kill after I have...mmm...achieved orgasm...yeah...YES!"
"OH FUCK NO."
"I'm thinking about Kari Byron."
"WISE CHOICE, MUCH HOTTER THAN ANNA PAQUIN."
"Soon I'll orgasm and then kill you."
"WELL THAT'S A GREAT PLAN EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE A FUCKING GUN AND I'M POINTING IT AT YOU, SCUMFACE."
"Oh yeah...so you do...how delicous...oh, I just came."
"I CAN SEE THAT, WHAT A PATHETIC LITTLE SQUIRT THAT WAS, NO WONDER YOUR WIFE CHEATED ON YOU WITH JIMMY GAS MAN, YOU FUCKING LOSER."
"I kill you now..."
"BANG BANG!"
"...you didn't shoot me, you just said bang bang."
"WELL, THIS ISN'T A REAL GUN, IT'S A GENERATION ONE MEGATRON TOY TRANSFORMED INTO GUN MODE. PRETTY COOL, HUH, DICKHEAD?"
"Then I can still kill you!"
"NAH."
"Why not?"
"THE POLICE ARE HERE, HAHAHA!"
"Shit, so they are! But how!"
"I CALLED THEM USING A SECRET PHONE I KEEP HIDDEN UP MY ASS."
"Really?"
"NO."
"Hmm. Maybe one of the neighbours heard me murdering my wife. I did open all the doors and windows and shout 'YES, THE BITCH IS DEAD, WHOOOO!' afterwards."
"MAYBE THAT WAS IT, YOU PUNKASS BITCH. MAYBE THAT WAS IT."
"Yeah. I guess you'll be leaving now."
"NOT UNTIL I'VE READ YOUR FUCKING METER, NUMBNUTS."
"Go ahead...it would be an honour. You have best me, noble gas man."
"YEAH, WASN'T EXACTLY HARD CONSIDERING YOU'RE A STUPID SACK OF SHIT."
"Well there is that, yes."
"FUCKING HELL, THIS ISN'T A GAS METER, IT'S A DEAD BABY."
"Oh yeah, the gas meter is in the hall."
"FUCK ME FOR A LIVING."
THE END
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wasnt that a good story?
no
#itwas nt'
it violated all the ruels of storytelling
ALL OF THEM
and it sucke
d
it sucked a big dead baby
ahahahahahah
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hahahhahahah
HAHAHAHA
OLOL
CACKEL CACKEL
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EVER RUN UP TO A GERMAN PERSON AND SHOUTED "HITLER HITLER HITLER YOU FUCKING NAZI BAG" IN THEIR FACE?
OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T
NO ONE HAS
NO ONE EVER WILL
#
AND THAT'S WHY THEY'LL WIN
THE COMMUNIST CUNTS
THOUGH TIT WAS TIME FOR A THING OF THE DAY
a
s
g
gas
j GASY
GAS MAN
A STORY ABOUT A GAS MAN
______________-
"HELLO FUCKER, I'M HERE TO READ YOUR FUCKING GAS METER YOU CRAPHOLE," said the gas man.
"Umm, why are you swearing and shouting?" asked the NOT gas man.
"UMM, BECAUSE I HAVE NIGGERING TOURETTE'S AND SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING INSESNITIVE JEW, NOW LET ME IN SO I CAN FUCKING READ YOUR METER YOU BASTARDNOSE."
"Okay, okay, come in! Yeesh!"
"DON'T SAY YEESH. IT'S A STUPID WORD. FUCKING MORON. WHERE'S YOUR METER?"
"It's here."
"WHERE? ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN'S DEAD BODY."
"Behind the woman's dead body."
"WAIT YOU ARAB, WHO IS THIS DEAD BITCH?"
"My wife. I just killed her for cheating on me with the gas man."
"BUT I'M THE GAS MAN AND I NEVER FUCKED YOUR UGLY FAT BITCH WHORE OF A SLUT WIFE."
"The old gas man."
"OH YEAH, JIMMY GAS MAN, UGLY BASTARD, I HEARD HE DIED LAST WEEK, GOOD, I HATED HIM, THE FUCKER."
"I killed him."
"OH WELL, MOVE THE WHORE AND LET ME READ THE FUCKING METER, YOU BORING BASTARD."
"Maybe I should kill you too now that you know my secret..."
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT TEN DEAD BABIES, FATSO."
"Maybe...or I could just..."
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ARE YOU DROPPING YOUR TROUSERS...WHY ARE YOU MASTURBATING?"
"I have to...to kill you..."
"WHAT? SPEAK SENSE OR I'LL BITE YOUR DICK OFF."
"I can only kill after I have...mmm...achieved orgasm...yeah...YES!"
"OH FUCK NO."
"I'm thinking about Kari Byron."
"WISE CHOICE, MUCH HOTTER THAN ANNA PAQUIN."
"Soon I'll orgasm and then kill you."
"WELL THAT'S A GREAT PLAN EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE A FUCKING GUN AND I'M POINTING IT AT YOU, SCUMFACE."
"Oh yeah...so you do...how delicous...oh, I just came."
"I CAN SEE THAT, WHAT A PATHETIC LITTLE SQUIRT THAT WAS, NO WONDER YOUR WIFE CHEATED ON YOU WITH JIMMY GAS MAN, YOU FUCKING LOSER."
"I kill you now..."
"BANG BANG!"
"...you didn't shoot me, you just said bang bang."
"WELL, THIS ISN'T A REAL GUN, IT'S A GENERATION ONE MEGATRON TOY TRANSFORMED INTO GUN MODE. PRETTY COOL, HUH, DICKHEAD?"
"Then I can still kill you!"
"NAH."
"Why not?"
"THE POLICE ARE HERE, HAHAHA!"
"Shit, so they are! But how!"
"I CALLED THEM USING A SECRET PHONE I KEEP HIDDEN UP MY ASS."
"Really?"
"NO."
"Hmm. Maybe one of the neighbours heard me murdering my wife. I did open all the doors and windows and shout 'YES, THE BITCH IS DEAD, WHOOOO!' afterwards."
"MAYBE THAT WAS IT, YOU PUNKASS BITCH. MAYBE THAT WAS IT."
"Yeah. I guess you'll be leaving now."
"NOT UNTIL I'VE READ YOUR FUCKING METER, NUMBNUTS."
"Go ahead...it would be an honour. You have best me, noble gas man."
"YEAH, WASN'T EXACTLY HARD CONSIDERING YOU'RE A STUPID SACK OF SHIT."
"Well there is that, yes."
"FUCKING HELL, THIS ISN'T A GAS METER, IT'S A DEAD BABY."
"Oh yeah, the gas meter is in the hall."
"FUCK ME FOR A LIVING."
THE END
_____________________--
wasnt that a good story?
no
#itwas nt'
it violated all the ruels of storytelling
ALL OF THEM
and it sucke
d
it sucked a big dead baby
ahahahahahah
d
hahahhahahah
HAHAHAHA
OLOL
CACKEL CACKEL
NIGGgh
h
s
h
hjs HITLE RHITLE RH ITHLEIR HTILEHR THILEHTR HTIEL THITELT
HTIERL
EVER RUN UP TO A GERMAN PERSON AND SHOUTED "HITLER HITLER HITLER YOU FUCKING NAZI BAG" IN THEIR FACE?
OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T
NO ONE HAS
NO ONE EVER WILL
#
AND THAT'S WHY THEY'LL WIN
THE COMMUNIST CUNTS
