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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
THE ONLY WAY TO CHANGE REALITY IS TO DIE

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"I hate it when people say they're not afraid of death. Becasue they're obviously idiots or they just haven't thought about it. They say they're not afraid of death then they make plans or sit around wanking to Neighbours like they're never going to die. Either way it ends up the same: they die. AT ANY MOMENT. If your house exploded right now, you'd die. Not being scared of death won't help you. You won't exist. Think about that. YOU WON'T EXIST. Think about how used you are to existing. It's all you know! You CAN'T conceive of a time, a moment, which could come at any moment, when you just won't exist. You won't allow yourself too, no matter what you said. You'll go on, living your life, but if you suddenly had a heart attack YOU'D BE FUCKDAMN SCARED. Don't say you wouldn't be. It's a joke, life. You know it. Stop enjoying yourself and be miserable." He sat back, satisfied.

The cat just looked at him.

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GEORGE LUCAS IS A EJw

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why do we fucking care
about jews
and blacks
and homos
and other stupid distinctiongs
religious ones being the worst of coures

it's allb boollocks

wer'e all humans
we should concentrate on hating animals

GRR
gf
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no

don't hate

just I don't know

I wish my brain had grown properly

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Man: My fingers are thing and spindly.

Woman: Yeah, so?

Man: They didn't grow right. I was starved of oxygen at birth.

Woman: Yeah, who cares, just fingers.

Man: But you don't understand. If I didn't grow right on the outside, it's logical to assume I didn't grow right ont he inside.

Woman: You have any health problems?

Man: Yes, mental.

Woman: They don't count. They're just states of mind.

Man: My mind is a state because my brain didn't grow right.

Woman: Have a brain scan.

Man: Don't need one.

Woman: Fine. Well stop going on about it then.

Man: MIND MIND ISN'T WHOLE. I CAN'T BE WHOLE. IT'S LIKE A BUBBLE AND TI COULD POP ANY MOMENT. MY THOGUHTS ARE BUBBLE. BRIEF LITTLE BURSTING THOUGHTS. I CNA'T SUSTAIN. I CAN'T COMMIT TO ANYTHING. I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. IT'S ALL IMITATION WHEN I DO ANYTHING. ITS NOT REALLY THERe. DON'T YOU SEE? I'M NOT WIRED RIGHT. THE CONNECTIONS AREN'T THERE. THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T HAVE ITS DESIRED AFFECTS ON ME.

Woman: Oh. Well that sucks.

Man: IT'S ALL I'LL EVER BE.

Woman: Yeah. Can I go now?

Man: No. I'm holding you prisoner in this underground lair forever!

Woman: This is an underground car park. You ran up to me when I was about to get into my car.

Man: Yeah.

Woman: And I'm getting in and driving away now. Try to stop me and I'll kick you in your no doubt poorly developed testicles.

Man: Evertyhign I said was true.

Woman: I don't care. Iv'e got my own problems.

(She drives away.)

Man: Ha, joke's on her, I got her numberplate!

(He starts crying.)

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not right
notr right

en
nneve
r
etenrity is now

and it's this

just sleep again and again

that's the best
 
I hate having to spread karma around :rwmad:

Being scared of death doesn't make it go away.
 
cure death
 
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