CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
and it just goes on and on and on and on and you think you might be getting somehwere then on and on and on and then you think there's nothing and it's just random so you try to enjoy yoruslef and on and on and you do enjoy yourself but then it becoems routine and on and on memories echoes on and on repeating and on and echoes and copies of a copy of a copy and that's copied and new definitions and a new rock bottom and on and on and you think there's no more rock bottoms then on and you realise it's getting worse and faster and short and yet slower and longer at the same time and on and on and you think it must end soon and on and on and on and on and you think it will end but on and on and on and you think it might not end and on and on and on then you remebmer soemthign and on and on and you make a plan and on and on and aon and aon you give up and on and on and more then less than something happens at last and on and on and on and -
that's about it
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this isn't the 200 hundrethred thing of the day
it's 201
you see
the first thing of the day was just thing of the day
the second was thing of the day + 1
so
that means this is 201
not 200
so it's nothing
it's not a milestone
it's not special
it's meaningless
L
LIKE LIFE!
lol
_______________________
acceptign the meangilness nessssssss is liberating
it'sf reedom
freedom through
ntohing
freedom through no opinions
stop trying
you'll die
it will go
like if you were a terminator
you'd be deactivated
that will happened to you
lol
no poitn
g______________-
df
GET EATEN BY THE WORMS
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_________________
PLAY
______________________
(There is a woman sitting behind a counter. Man walks in.)
Man: Hello, I'd like to buy a personality please.
Woman: Certainly. What kind?
Man: I don't know
Woman: Well what do you want to be?
Man: I don't know. I have no dreams, no drive, no aspirations.
Woman: Well, what do you like?
Man: I don't like anything.
Woman: Oh come on, you must like something.
Man: I don't think you understand, I have no personality. That's why I'm here. I want to buy one.
Woman: And I need some information on the type of personality you want.
Man: I don't know. A good one.
Woman: We only stock good ones, sir...
Man: I don't know.
Woman: You must know something!
Man: No. I feel nothing. I have no opinions. But I want some.
Woman: Right, what kind of opinions would you like?
Man: Good ones.
Woman: Sigh...
Man: I would have thought you would be used to dealing with people like me, with no personality. I mean, this is a personality shop. Surely most of your customers have no personality.
Woman: Everyone has SOME personality and it's my job to ask them questions, get them to open up, so we can see what they have to work with...
Man: Look, just tell me the options.
Woman: There are millions of potential options, tailered for everyone custome.
Man: Well show me a few of the best.
Woman: It doesn't work like that!
Man: I just want personality pills. Please serve me.
Woman: I can't if you won't answer my questions, you mindless freak!
Man: There's no need for that.
Woman: I'm sorry, it's just...hard if I don't have anything to work with...
Man: Is this whole thing a scam?
Woman: What? What do you mean?
Man: This whole business. Is it a fucking scam, bitch?
Woman: Don't swear!
Man: It is, isn't it? A fool and his money are easily parted.
Woman: If you don't calm down I'll press the panic button...
Man: You just ask people questions to get them to reveal their true self, you plant the suggestions in their head...then you give them placebo pills. You just bring out their inner personality. But it won't work on me because I don't HAVE an inner personality.
Woman: Get out, now!
Man: Die.
(He reaches over the counter and strangles her to death, calmly.)
Man: Guess I do have a personality. THe personality of a killer. It's all meanignless. She was worthles.s SHe'd do nothign with her life but repeat the same thoughts, the same actions, again and again. It made no difference that I ended her here and now.
(A policeman runs onto stage.)
Policeman: I had a report of a panic button pressed!
Man: This woman did. Then I murdered her.
Policeman: That's...that's evil.
Man: Is it? Have you seen worse?
Policeman: Sure, I've seen kids slaughtered by nuns.
Man: And did the world end?
Policeman: Why, no. It just went on. And on and on and on...
Man: Exactly. What I did made no difference. You can have the body. She's quite attractive, if you have a sexuality. I don't.
Policeman: You mean...make love...to her body?
Man: SHe's still warm.
Policeman: Oh God...
Man: Give it a go. Just undress her...
(THe policeman trembles as he removes the woman's clothes. An obvious erection forms.)
Policeman: Oh God, oh God...so beautiful...so warm...oh yeah...OH YEAH...
(He drags the body behind the counter.)
Man: That's right. Harder. It means nothing. Just meat. Transient pleasure is all there is.
(Another woman walks onto stage.)
Sister: Hi I'm looking for my sister she works here.
Man: Are you aware that this whole business was a scam?
Sister: What? No it wasn't!
Man: Yep.
Sister: It is not! The pills were designed by scientists, my husband worked on them...he's a scientist!
Man: Hmm.
Sister: He is. He worked all day with my sister on them.
Man: Did he come home tired?
Sister; Yes.
Man: He was having an affair with your sister.
Sister; No!
Man: Yep.
Sister: He did...he did shout her name once, during sex...oh God...
Man: Do you hate your sister now?
Sister: Yes.
Man: Then let me show you something cool...
(He directs her to look over the counter.)
Sister: Haha...HAHAHA!
Man: Yes...yes...join me.
Sister: I am yours.
(They make out.)
FIN
________________________--
THEN THE THEATRE EXPLODES AND EVERYONE DIES, IT WAS EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE AT HTE BEST
________-
Lol
LOL
LOL
LOL
JUST GOIN TO DIE DID
d
d
d
d
d
die die
die
die
die die
die
die
"there's no point thinking about death!"
I KNOW THERE'S NO FUCKDAMN POINT
DOESN'T MEAN I'LL STOP
lol
death dehd
SEE
WHAt'S ME THINKNG ABOUT
DEAHT
IT'S COMING
LOL
I wish I could just get it over with
but then I wouldn't exist
and I wodn't feel satisfeid
buecasue there would be no me to feel satifsted
so no
have to stay alive for as long as possible
then just
WELL YOU KNW
_________-
BE MY FRIENDs
COME TO MY HOUSE AND LOOK AFTER ME
TELL ME WHAT TO DO
MAKE ME DO THINGS
PLEASE
I NEED IT
PLEASE
COME
(NOTE: This was originally supposed to be posted last night, but THE BOARD SPAT IT OUT. Then again this afternoon. Who knows if any of this still makes sense, a day late. Or if it would have made sense a day ago. It just shows how quickly and meaninglessly life goes. Meaninglessly? Is that even a word? Who cares. LOL MY NECK IS NON-EXISTANT.)
that's about it
________________________
this isn't the 200 hundrethred thing of the day
it's 201
you see
the first thing of the day was just thing of the day
the second was thing of the day + 1
so
that means this is 201
not 200
so it's nothing
it's not a milestone
it's not special
it's meaningless
L
LIKE LIFE!
lol
_______________________
acceptign the meangilness nessssssss is liberating
it'sf reedom
freedom through
ntohing
freedom through no opinions
stop trying
you'll die
it will go
like if you were a terminator
you'd be deactivated
that will happened to you
lol
no poitn
g______________-
df
GET EATEN BY THE WORMS
__________________---
ffffffffffffffffg
g
fa
_________________
PLAY
______________________
(There is a woman sitting behind a counter. Man walks in.)
Man: Hello, I'd like to buy a personality please.
Woman: Certainly. What kind?
Man: I don't know
Woman: Well what do you want to be?
Man: I don't know. I have no dreams, no drive, no aspirations.
Woman: Well, what do you like?
Man: I don't like anything.
Woman: Oh come on, you must like something.
Man: I don't think you understand, I have no personality. That's why I'm here. I want to buy one.
Woman: And I need some information on the type of personality you want.
Man: I don't know. A good one.
Woman: We only stock good ones, sir...
Man: I don't know.
Woman: You must know something!
Man: No. I feel nothing. I have no opinions. But I want some.
Woman: Right, what kind of opinions would you like?
Man: Good ones.
Woman: Sigh...
Man: I would have thought you would be used to dealing with people like me, with no personality. I mean, this is a personality shop. Surely most of your customers have no personality.
Woman: Everyone has SOME personality and it's my job to ask them questions, get them to open up, so we can see what they have to work with...
Man: Look, just tell me the options.
Woman: There are millions of potential options, tailered for everyone custome.
Man: Well show me a few of the best.
Woman: It doesn't work like that!
Man: I just want personality pills. Please serve me.
Woman: I can't if you won't answer my questions, you mindless freak!
Man: There's no need for that.
Woman: I'm sorry, it's just...hard if I don't have anything to work with...
Man: Is this whole thing a scam?
Woman: What? What do you mean?
Man: This whole business. Is it a fucking scam, bitch?
Woman: Don't swear!
Man: It is, isn't it? A fool and his money are easily parted.
Woman: If you don't calm down I'll press the panic button...
Man: You just ask people questions to get them to reveal their true self, you plant the suggestions in their head...then you give them placebo pills. You just bring out their inner personality. But it won't work on me because I don't HAVE an inner personality.
Woman: Get out, now!
Man: Die.
(He reaches over the counter and strangles her to death, calmly.)
Man: Guess I do have a personality. THe personality of a killer. It's all meanignless. She was worthles.s SHe'd do nothign with her life but repeat the same thoughts, the same actions, again and again. It made no difference that I ended her here and now.
(A policeman runs onto stage.)
Policeman: I had a report of a panic button pressed!
Man: This woman did. Then I murdered her.
Policeman: That's...that's evil.
Man: Is it? Have you seen worse?
Policeman: Sure, I've seen kids slaughtered by nuns.
Man: And did the world end?
Policeman: Why, no. It just went on. And on and on and on...
Man: Exactly. What I did made no difference. You can have the body. She's quite attractive, if you have a sexuality. I don't.
Policeman: You mean...make love...to her body?
Man: SHe's still warm.
Policeman: Oh God...
Man: Give it a go. Just undress her...
(THe policeman trembles as he removes the woman's clothes. An obvious erection forms.)
Policeman: Oh God, oh God...so beautiful...so warm...oh yeah...OH YEAH...
(He drags the body behind the counter.)
Man: That's right. Harder. It means nothing. Just meat. Transient pleasure is all there is.
(Another woman walks onto stage.)
Sister: Hi I'm looking for my sister she works here.
Man: Are you aware that this whole business was a scam?
Sister: What? No it wasn't!
Man: Yep.
Sister: It is not! The pills were designed by scientists, my husband worked on them...he's a scientist!
Man: Hmm.
Sister: He is. He worked all day with my sister on them.
Man: Did he come home tired?
Sister; Yes.
Man: He was having an affair with your sister.
Sister; No!
Man: Yep.
Sister: He did...he did shout her name once, during sex...oh God...
Man: Do you hate your sister now?
Sister: Yes.
Man: Then let me show you something cool...
(He directs her to look over the counter.)
Sister: Haha...HAHAHA!
Man: Yes...yes...join me.
Sister: I am yours.
(They make out.)
FIN
________________________--
THEN THE THEATRE EXPLODES AND EVERYONE DIES, IT WAS EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE AT HTE BEST
________-
Lol
LOL
LOL
LOL
JUST GOIN TO DIE DID
d
d
d
d
d
die die
die
die
die die
die
die
"there's no point thinking about death!"
I KNOW THERE'S NO FUCKDAMN POINT
DOESN'T MEAN I'LL STOP
lol
death dehd
SEE
WHAt'S ME THINKNG ABOUT
DEAHT
IT'S COMING
LOL
I wish I could just get it over with
but then I wouldn't exist
and I wodn't feel satisfeid
buecasue there would be no me to feel satifsted
so no
have to stay alive for as long as possible
then just
WELL YOU KNW
_________-
BE MY FRIENDs
COME TO MY HOUSE AND LOOK AFTER ME
TELL ME WHAT TO DO
MAKE ME DO THINGS
PLEASE
I NEED IT
PLEASE
COME
(NOTE: This was originally supposed to be posted last night, but THE BOARD SPAT IT OUT. Then again this afternoon. Who knows if any of this still makes sense, a day late. Or if it would have made sense a day ago. It just shows how quickly and meaninglessly life goes. Meaninglessly? Is that even a word? Who cares. LOL MY NECK IS NON-EXISTANT.)
