CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Ships were exploding all around them. Frank looked at Axern, who did not look worried.
"Relaxed in the face of death?" asked Frank.
"We're not going to die this day," said Axern.
"Umm, are you sure about that?" said Frank, as they narrowly avoided the flaming wreckage of a numter cruiser.
"Well, you might, but I'm certainly not," said Axern. Then he started hitting the controls.
"What are you doing, the Bringer forces are winning!" said Frank, as the ship turned away from the battle.
"Exactly," said Axern. "They're winning and, despite my superior flying abilities, we will be dead soon if we stay here. So we're leaving."
"We can't retreat, this is our last hope! We have to win or both or peoples, the humans and the ZZZZZXFs will be conquired by the Bringers!"
"Well, we're not going to win."
"But we have to keep fighting!"
"Why?"
"Every ship, even the smallest, must fight in this last ditch attempt to defend our people!"
"We fought, we're losing, we leave."
"But..."
"Do you think our two crew trading ship is going to make a difference?"
"No..."
"So we retreat. I'm retreating right now..." He was indeed. They were getting further from the battle.
"No!" shouted Frank. "It is better to die in battle than live a coward!"
"No it isn't," said Axern. "Of course it isn't. What's so great about dying in battle? You're not around to enjoy the kudos."
"It's...it's..."
"It's a load of human shite," said Axern. "But, if you want to go back, you can use our escape pod. Fire a lazer out the window or something."
"No...I just can't believe it...the Bringers have won...our planet will be over run!"
"Yeah, sucks," said Axern, unconcerned. "But hey, there will be a big call for black market goods now, from the survivors, those who fled like we did. We'll be raking it in, sunshine."
"I knew I shoudln't have taught you human phrases!" said Frank. "And my ex-wife was on Earth, she might be killed!"
"You hate her, though."
"Still don't want her to die."
"Everyone dies, whether they want to or not. The only difference is that some are smart enough to avoid it for much longer than others."
"And then what? Live like outlaws, cowards, scavenging a life...for what? To go on one more day at a time? We'll just ultimately die too!"
"But we'll enjoy those days."
"I won't!"
"You will when we reach the Jubblies planet."
"The...we can't go there!"
"Why not? You like naked women desperate for a shag, don't you?"
"Naked aliens!"
"Who look identical to human females in all but one way: they're far more attractive."
"That's not the point! Our people are being conquered, dying in their millions and you expect me to have sex with hot alien women?"
"Yes."
"I won't."
"Fine. I will. You can sit in the ship crying about Earth. I won't save any pussy for you."
"You inhuman monster!"
"That's me."
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OLSFO
rdrm
dram
fSDJIdfh
there's nothing in this life for me
I'm not tuned ot he right frequency
and even if I could be now
it would be too late
because I know the truth
even if I somehow enjoyed life
I'D KNOW I WAS JUST GOING TO FUCKING DIE IN THE PRESENT
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sa
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why do I drag these things out with random keystrieks?
I have nothing to say
I shouldn't pad it out
I shoudln't lie
I should just show you the truth
that there is nothing
"Relaxed in the face of death?" asked Frank.
"We're not going to die this day," said Axern.
"Umm, are you sure about that?" said Frank, as they narrowly avoided the flaming wreckage of a numter cruiser.
"Well, you might, but I'm certainly not," said Axern. Then he started hitting the controls.
"What are you doing, the Bringer forces are winning!" said Frank, as the ship turned away from the battle.
"Exactly," said Axern. "They're winning and, despite my superior flying abilities, we will be dead soon if we stay here. So we're leaving."
"We can't retreat, this is our last hope! We have to win or both or peoples, the humans and the ZZZZZXFs will be conquired by the Bringers!"
"Well, we're not going to win."
"But we have to keep fighting!"
"Why?"
"Every ship, even the smallest, must fight in this last ditch attempt to defend our people!"
"We fought, we're losing, we leave."
"But..."
"Do you think our two crew trading ship is going to make a difference?"
"No..."
"So we retreat. I'm retreating right now..." He was indeed. They were getting further from the battle.
"No!" shouted Frank. "It is better to die in battle than live a coward!"
"No it isn't," said Axern. "Of course it isn't. What's so great about dying in battle? You're not around to enjoy the kudos."
"It's...it's..."
"It's a load of human shite," said Axern. "But, if you want to go back, you can use our escape pod. Fire a lazer out the window or something."
"No...I just can't believe it...the Bringers have won...our planet will be over run!"
"Yeah, sucks," said Axern, unconcerned. "But hey, there will be a big call for black market goods now, from the survivors, those who fled like we did. We'll be raking it in, sunshine."
"I knew I shoudln't have taught you human phrases!" said Frank. "And my ex-wife was on Earth, she might be killed!"
"You hate her, though."
"Still don't want her to die."
"Everyone dies, whether they want to or not. The only difference is that some are smart enough to avoid it for much longer than others."
"And then what? Live like outlaws, cowards, scavenging a life...for what? To go on one more day at a time? We'll just ultimately die too!"
"But we'll enjoy those days."
"I won't!"
"You will when we reach the Jubblies planet."
"The...we can't go there!"
"Why not? You like naked women desperate for a shag, don't you?"
"Naked aliens!"
"Who look identical to human females in all but one way: they're far more attractive."
"That's not the point! Our people are being conquered, dying in their millions and you expect me to have sex with hot alien women?"
"Yes."
"I won't."
"Fine. I will. You can sit in the ship crying about Earth. I won't save any pussy for you."
"You inhuman monster!"
"That's me."
________________________
OLSFO
rdrm
dram
fSDJIdfh
there's nothing in this life for me
I'm not tuned ot he right frequency
and even if I could be now
it would be too late
because I know the truth
even if I somehow enjoyed life
I'D KNOW I WAS JUST GOING TO FUCKING DIE IN THE PRESENT
___----f
sa
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
why do I drag these things out with random keystrieks?
I have nothing to say
I shouldn't pad it out
I shoudln't lie
I should just show you the truth
that there is nothing