CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I SUCKED A COCK AND I LIKED IT
TASTE OF ITS MEATY COCKNESS
IT FELT SO LONG
MY ASSHOLE'S TIGHT
DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL GET TO BUGGER IT TONIGHT
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BRING OUR YOUR DEAD
*THE MINE FIELD THROWS CPATAINWACKY OUT THE CAT FLAP*
YOUR DEAD
WACKY: ONLY INSIDE
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fjakkkkkkkkk
MISTER HALLOWEEN IS SO GAY THAT ONE DAY HE WENT TO THE PARK AND SAID "EXCUSE ME I'M SCOUTING FOR GAY SEX" AND THE COPS WOUDLN'T ARREST HIM BECAUSE IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY THOUGHT HE WAS BEING IRONIC BUT HE WASN'T BECAUSE HE'S GOT ASPERGER'S AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IRONY
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WHEN MISTER CHA Z WORDFORGE WAS NNE MINUTES OLD HED
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"I just want
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"I just want to be normal," he said, laughing as he did because it's such a cliche.
"There is no normal," said his therapist. "Society, the structure to life...it's all busllshit. Artificial. A lie we all willingly live to get through the day. We're not going anywhere. There's no plan. This is it."
"That didn't help," he said.
"You just have to accept..."
"Oh up the shut fuck," he said. "I have accepted that. That doesn't help. Knowing it's a lie means I can't live it. And I can't not know. I'm not right in the head. Things that would work on normal people won't work on me. Nothing will ever work on me."
"not with that attitude."
"You thinK I'd be like this if I had a choice?"
"You do have a..."
"NO I DON'T. FUCK. I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOd. I'M LIKE THIS BECAUSE I AM THIS. MY BRAIN IS WIRED IN THE EXACT WAY TO MAKE ME THIS WAY. THAT'S ALL. THERE'S NO ELEMENT OF CHOICE. I HAVEN'T REJECTED AN ALTERNATIVE LIFE BECAUSE THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE LIFE FOR ME. I WOUDLN'T BE ABLE TO PROCESS ANOTHER LIFE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS FUCKING IT."
"You think I like being a therapist?" she said, after a pause. "I don't. Talking to crazies like you...it has made me finally udnerstand that there truly is no God, nothing...that little thing I said about society, it's more than that. Even knowing that I could still believe in some point, something greater than oursleves and our bullshit. But there isn't and you're proof of that, because if there was people like you wouldn't exist. All that exists is that stuff that can be processed by everyone, by the most basic of man, the bare bones version, with no personality or beliefs influencing them...by you. You are the baseline. Adn we're all fucked."
"Then will you have sex with me, here, in this office?"
"What? No! EWW!"
"
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"HERNRY HIGGENS
"
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I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKE NUTS
TASTE OF THIER NUTTY GOODNESS
IT FELT SO WRONG
I STROKE ITS TAIL
DOESN'T MEAN THIS THINGOFTHEDAY ISN'T AN EPIC FAIL
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fin
TASTE OF ITS MEATY COCKNESS
IT FELT SO LONG
MY ASSHOLE'S TIGHT
DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL GET TO BUGGER IT TONIGHT
________________________________
BRING OUR YOUR DEAD
*THE MINE FIELD THROWS CPATAINWACKY OUT THE CAT FLAP*
YOUR DEAD
WACKY: ONLY INSIDE
__________________________-
fjakkkkkkkkk
MISTER HALLOWEEN IS SO GAY THAT ONE DAY HE WENT TO THE PARK AND SAID "EXCUSE ME I'M SCOUTING FOR GAY SEX" AND THE COPS WOUDLN'T ARREST HIM BECAUSE IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY THOUGHT HE WAS BEING IRONIC BUT HE WASN'T BECAUSE HE'S GOT ASPERGER'S AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IRONY
______________________________---
WHEN MISTER CHA Z WORDFORGE WAS NNE MINUTES OLD HED
G_______--
hhhhhhhhh]
hhhhhhhhh
"I just want
______________-
"I just want to be normal," he said, laughing as he did because it's such a cliche.
"There is no normal," said his therapist. "Society, the structure to life...it's all busllshit. Artificial. A lie we all willingly live to get through the day. We're not going anywhere. There's no plan. This is it."
"That didn't help," he said.
"You just have to accept..."
"Oh up the shut fuck," he said. "I have accepted that. That doesn't help. Knowing it's a lie means I can't live it. And I can't not know. I'm not right in the head. Things that would work on normal people won't work on me. Nothing will ever work on me."
"not with that attitude."
"You thinK I'd be like this if I had a choice?"
"You do have a..."
"NO I DON'T. FUCK. I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOd. I'M LIKE THIS BECAUSE I AM THIS. MY BRAIN IS WIRED IN THE EXACT WAY TO MAKE ME THIS WAY. THAT'S ALL. THERE'S NO ELEMENT OF CHOICE. I HAVEN'T REJECTED AN ALTERNATIVE LIFE BECAUSE THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE LIFE FOR ME. I WOUDLN'T BE ABLE TO PROCESS ANOTHER LIFE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS FUCKING IT."
"You think I like being a therapist?" she said, after a pause. "I don't. Talking to crazies like you...it has made me finally udnerstand that there truly is no God, nothing...that little thing I said about society, it's more than that. Even knowing that I could still believe in some point, something greater than oursleves and our bullshit. But there isn't and you're proof of that, because if there was people like you wouldn't exist. All that exists is that stuff that can be processed by everyone, by the most basic of man, the bare bones version, with no personality or beliefs influencing them...by you. You are the baseline. Adn we're all fucked."
"Then will you have sex with me, here, in this office?"
"What? No! EWW!"
"
"_________________________________________
"HERNRY HIGGENS
"
fg_____------
a
I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKE NUTS
TASTE OF THIER NUTTY GOODNESS
IT FELT SO WRONG
I STROKE ITS TAIL
DOESN'T MEAN THIS THINGOFTHEDAY ISN'T AN EPIC FAIL
____________---
fin
