thingoftheday (thing+210)

[CaptainWacky]

so I could be sitting here then something falls on me and i'm dead
or I clutch my chest and think "oh shit a heart attack, but I can get out of this" but I don't get out of it and I'm dead
or my brain explodes
or I just stop thinking and it's the same as being dead
or a rapist breaks and is disappointed that I'm not a hot chick and beats me to death with a cricket bat
or Chris Benoit's ghost is feel vengeful
anything
then i'm dead
then there's nothig more
this is all there is
this sucks
so existence sucks
lol
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doesn't get better no way out always looking for a way OPTIMISM CAPTAIN lol
it's a bullshit banana

it's a lying turd

djli


ait's



tast

its' slal just to keep us going
long enough to pass on our genes
whicih I'll never do because I'm defective and defective genes get killed off
I am the end of a line
a failed experiment by evolution
people like me don't work as humans
so we're being wiped out
by reality








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JUST DDU

fsdfhfhsdfhfhDJL

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THE DOLL COLLECTOR
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Mister Jimmy Binks collected dolls because he liked to give them all individual personality and they were his friends.

"you are Maddy McCheese," he said, stroking her doll hair. "You are secretly in love with me and you won't tell me but guess what? I love you too! No need to be afraid!"

"And you, my friend," he said to a male doll. "Are Tommy Tanknose. You are in love with Maddy and jealous but when you realise how much she loves me you let her go because you know I'm the greatest guy in doll town and that I'm better for her than you and you celebrate our love. You are a good friend. I'll find a girl for you eventually."

"Now, for the other five thousand of you..."

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df



dg
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gggh
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IF YOU FIND A DEAD BODY UNDER YOUR BED, DO YOU GET TO KEEP IT?
WHAT IF YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MURDERED THE PERSON?
BUT YOU HAVE AMNESIA AND CAN'T REMEMBER?
CAN YOU KEEP IT THEN?
AND PLAY WITH IT?
FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WHEEPERS?
JIMMY BINKS REALLY WANTS TO KNOW
HE FOUND SO MANY IN HIS BASEMENT!

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EDdie the Egg likes Lucy Lettuce becasue she LEAFS him alone!

 

[The Tomtrek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmTKp5QZDI

 

[Cassie]

I keep all the bodies I find under my bed.

 

[Loktar]

I keep all the bodies I find under my bed.

well you murdered them, so why not?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIDDLER'S GREEN

 

[The Tomtrek]

Fiddler's Dram.

 

[curiousa2z]

I feed the ones I find under the bed to the cat. Cheap cat food, says I.
But it IS hard on the food processors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIDDLER'S GREEN.

 

[Mentalist]

I left because I was curious. And because I was tired. Life as a human contains substance I never dreamed of in the Dreaming, Lord. The little victories, and the tiny defeats. I had my reasons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hoom.