thingoftheday (thing+211)

[CaptainWacky]

i shall give a reward to the purest soul in the land, said the demon to the three young men who had found him

i have the purest soul, said the first. give me the fucking reward.

the demon burned him alive

i have the purest sould, said the second. i saved an old woman from a rape gang.

then raped her yourself, said the demon and burned him alive.

the third said nothing out loud. i am pure of heart, i am pure of heart, he thught to himself and, as far as he knew, he was. he had done no evil like his two friends. he was a good person and that was rare. it had never been rewarded. he deserved a reward. as long as he did not threaten or keep secretshe would be rewarded.

i am pure of heart, he said, confidently.

i would have agreed, said the demon. but i can read your mind. i know you crave reward. the pure of heart do not.

wait, said the third. don't burn me. you said you would reward the purest in the land.

i will, said the demon. it is not one of you three.

the demond burned the third alive.

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FUCKING TEAR REALITY APART ATOM BY FUCKING ATOM REWRITE IT ALL PUT IT GOETHR WITH NO TIME WITH PERMANCEN NO DEATH EVERYTHING FOREVER A SINGLE MOMENT A POINT FOREVER AND FUCKING EVER NO DEATH NO FUCKING NOTHING BECASUE IT'S POINTLESS NOW NEED TO DO IT BECASUE IT'S POINTLESS NOW

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babies are weird
they growinto people
but they waren't people
they're babies
i can 't remember bieng a baby
can you
no
you can't
i don't think i ever was a baby
oh sure
this body was in baby shape once
baby form
but me
the entity known as captianwacky?
he only existed when he became sentient
i am a sentient being
babies aren't
i was never a baby
i'm nothign but what i am right now

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Jimmy the boxer looked at his bruised face in the mirror
and realised
that his whole life
his entire existence
was punching people
or being punched
a life of punching
that was it
that was no kind of life
and he couldn't do anything else
because he already had mild brain damage
and even without it he wasn't very bright
he punched the mirror
it was all he knew
and the resulting shard of glass was so tempting
to cut his wrists
end it all
die die die
he did not do it
not that day anyway

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WELL THAT'S END OF ANOTHER CHAPTEr
IN LFIe
IT'S NOTHIGN REALLY
PUT THEM ALL TOGEHTER

AND IT'S STILLLLLLLLLLLL NOTHIGN!

FIN

 

[Kitty]

I have the purest soul. Give my reward to Chef Boyardee.