CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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RISING UP, BACK ON THE STREETS
DID MY TIME TOOK MY CHACNES
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
THE LAST GREAT SURVIVOR IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE SHIT RISING UP TOT HE CHALLENGE OF HITLER'S RIALS
SOMETHI SMOETHING THE LJSA IN THE FIST THE OF THE FIGHT LALLA HITLER JEWS LALALLAAAAAAAA
OF THE TIGER
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Gollum was hungry.
"Need meat, precious, fresh meat!"
"Yesss, we needs it, but there is no orcses around, gollum gollum!"
"No orcses, precious, but there are humans, yesss, sweet human meat..."
"No! We can'ts eats the humanses, they will burn us!"
"Look over there, precious, a little human brat!"
There was a little blond girl playing in the long grass where Gollum was hiding. He looked at her for a long time.
"She...she probably wouldn't be tasty," said the Smeagol part of him, lying to himself.
"LIAR! You don't want to eat her, precious! You think she's sweet, precious!"
"She's just a little girl, gollum gollum."
"EATS HER!"
"NO!"
"YES! OR I'LL HURTS YOU!" Gollum moved forward slowly. He had no choice. He pounced. The girl screamed. Gollum put his hands to her neck.
"It will be over soon, I promise," he said, not wanting to look her in the eye.
"Don't hurt me!" she said. Gollum let her go. He was crying.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRECIOUS, THROTTLE HER!" came the voice, but only in his head this time.
"Me likes you," said Gollum.
"What are you?" she gasped.
"GOLLUM, GOLLUM," he coughed.
"Hehe, Gollum! Will you be my friend, Gollum?"
"Yes, yes!" said Gollum, and he did a little dance.
That was when the gir's father appeared.
"Oy!" he said.
"Dad, I was just playing with my new friend Gollum!" said the girl.
"I saw what you were going to do to her," said the man.
"I wasn't going to hurts her!" said Gollum.
"But will you...if I pay you?" asked the man.
"Whats?" asked Gollum.
"Dad, what are you saying?"
"PIPE DOWN, BRAT!" said the man, and he slapped her hard. Gollum jumped in front of her.
"No hurts friend!" he said.
"Look, don't kid yourself, mate," said the man. "I can tell what you are. You're a villain. A creature of pain and misery. I'll pay you good money to throttle this little shit for me and dispose of the body. I'll tell the wife wolves did it. I'd do it myself, but my hands were hurt in a farming accident. I can't work anymore, you see. My family is starving. Too many mouths to feed. We need to get rid of someone to gone."
"I understands," said Gollum.
"Good, kill her then!"
"You need one less mouth...SO I'LL SHUT YOURSES!" said Gollum, flying onto the man.
He gleefully throttled him to death. He laughed afterwards.
"You killed my daddy!" said the girl.
"He was evil, friend!" said Gollum. "He wanted me to kill you. Now that he's gone we can be freindses forever!"
"YOU MONSTER! MUMMY, MUMMY!" shouted the girl, running.
"I don't understand!" said gollum. "I dids her a favour, yes!"
"You did nothing wrong, precious. She was not your real friend."
"I want a real friend!"
"You have me, precious. And at least you have something to eat now."
Gollum nodded sadly and began feasting on the man.
FIN
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DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMmmm
RISING UP, BACK ON THE STREETS
DID MY TIME TOOK MY CHACNES
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
THE LAST GREAT SURVIVOR IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE SHIT RISING UP TOT HE CHALLENGE OF HITLER'S RIALS
SOMETHI SMOETHING THE LJSA IN THE FIST THE OF THE FIGHT LALLA HITLER JEWS LALALLAAAAAAAA
OF THE TIGER
DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
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Gollum was hungry.
"Need meat, precious, fresh meat!"
"Yesss, we needs it, but there is no orcses around, gollum gollum!"
"No orcses, precious, but there are humans, yesss, sweet human meat..."
"No! We can'ts eats the humanses, they will burn us!"
"Look over there, precious, a little human brat!"
There was a little blond girl playing in the long grass where Gollum was hiding. He looked at her for a long time.
"She...she probably wouldn't be tasty," said the Smeagol part of him, lying to himself.
"LIAR! You don't want to eat her, precious! You think she's sweet, precious!"
"She's just a little girl, gollum gollum."
"EATS HER!"
"NO!"
"YES! OR I'LL HURTS YOU!" Gollum moved forward slowly. He had no choice. He pounced. The girl screamed. Gollum put his hands to her neck.
"It will be over soon, I promise," he said, not wanting to look her in the eye.
"Don't hurt me!" she said. Gollum let her go. He was crying.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRECIOUS, THROTTLE HER!" came the voice, but only in his head this time.
"Me likes you," said Gollum.
"What are you?" she gasped.
"GOLLUM, GOLLUM," he coughed.
"Hehe, Gollum! Will you be my friend, Gollum?"
"Yes, yes!" said Gollum, and he did a little dance.
That was when the gir's father appeared.
"Oy!" he said.
"Dad, I was just playing with my new friend Gollum!" said the girl.
"I saw what you were going to do to her," said the man.
"I wasn't going to hurts her!" said Gollum.
"But will you...if I pay you?" asked the man.
"Whats?" asked Gollum.
"Dad, what are you saying?"
"PIPE DOWN, BRAT!" said the man, and he slapped her hard. Gollum jumped in front of her.
"No hurts friend!" he said.
"Look, don't kid yourself, mate," said the man. "I can tell what you are. You're a villain. A creature of pain and misery. I'll pay you good money to throttle this little shit for me and dispose of the body. I'll tell the wife wolves did it. I'd do it myself, but my hands were hurt in a farming accident. I can't work anymore, you see. My family is starving. Too many mouths to feed. We need to get rid of someone to gone."
"I understands," said Gollum.
"Good, kill her then!"
"You need one less mouth...SO I'LL SHUT YOURSES!" said Gollum, flying onto the man.
He gleefully throttled him to death. He laughed afterwards.
"You killed my daddy!" said the girl.
"He was evil, friend!" said Gollum. "He wanted me to kill you. Now that he's gone we can be freindses forever!"
"YOU MONSTER! MUMMY, MUMMY!" shouted the girl, running.
"I don't understand!" said gollum. "I dids her a favour, yes!"
"You did nothing wrong, precious. She was not your real friend."
"I want a real friend!"
"You have me, precious. And at least you have something to eat now."
Gollum nodded sadly and began feasting on the man.
FIN
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