CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAcky doesn't live here anymore
not no more not now not eer not no wacky no no non
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OOOK OOKOK
)OO
OOOK OOK I'M GORILLA JIM
fOOK
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LOVE
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HATE
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NOTHING
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^THAT ONE IS ME
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"So it's bath time," he said, laughing.
"Always is," she said, smiling knowingly.
"Have to wait."
"Why? Just get in now."
"No, I have to wait! This isn't the time I go in the bath. Another minute."
"It doesn't matter."
"It matters to me."
"Fine. Turn the radio on."
"Knew I forgot something."
"There, now at least there's something for you to listen to."
"Besides you."
"I'm not really here."
"You don't have to remind me, Head Six."
"I'm not Head Six."
"YES, JUST LET ME HAVE IT."
"You wish you could make me look like that."
"Yes."
"Hahaha. You're nuts. I'll always be this as long as you're nuts."
"Then you'll always be this. In now."
"Great, you stink."
"You know why I forgot to put the radio on? Because I could just play out the songs in my head anyway. Seriously, it's the same ones, every week, almost at the exact same time. How unimaginative is that?"
"It's pretty poor. But listen to the girl reading out texts. Aww, isn't she lovely. You're imaging what she looks like right now."
"Better than you. But she's an empty-headed bint."
"Yes still more than you'll ever be."
"Well duh."
"Why don't you send her a text?"
"Oh shut the fuck up."
"I like the way she say's 'keeing you company at night' as if she's there only for you to make your grubby Saturday night bath less pathetic."
"Do you think I'm the only one listening?"
"Some others might be, but only for a few minutes, getting ready to go out or on their way there."
"I hate them."
"But you don't even want to be like them."
"I want them to be like me. I want everyone to be like me. I want everyone to be in this bath right now."
"Kinky."
"Listen to this song! SAME TIME EVERY WEEK. And I always try to work out who's singing it, even though I don't even like it. Then at the end I think 'of course it was her!' And I turn off the radio half an hour later and forget until next week."
"What a life. I also like the way you take longer drying yourself than you do in the bath."
"You know I alway feel wet unless I do it right."
"Yes, I know. Loser."
"Go away."
"But I'm keeping you company!"
"Then shut up. I want to hear who sings this song."
WAcky doesn't live here anymore
not no more not now not eer not no wacky no no non
ffffffffffffffffffffffffff#
OOOK OOKOK
)OO
OOOK OOK I'M GORILLA JIM
fOOK
____________
LOVE
_______________
HATE
______________
NOTHING
______________
^THAT ONE IS ME
______________-
"So it's bath time," he said, laughing.
"Always is," she said, smiling knowingly.
"Have to wait."
"Why? Just get in now."
"No, I have to wait! This isn't the time I go in the bath. Another minute."
"It doesn't matter."
"It matters to me."
"Fine. Turn the radio on."
"Knew I forgot something."
"There, now at least there's something for you to listen to."
"Besides you."
"I'm not really here."
"You don't have to remind me, Head Six."
"I'm not Head Six."
"YES, JUST LET ME HAVE IT."
"You wish you could make me look like that."
"Yes."
"Hahaha. You're nuts. I'll always be this as long as you're nuts."
"Then you'll always be this. In now."
"Great, you stink."
"You know why I forgot to put the radio on? Because I could just play out the songs in my head anyway. Seriously, it's the same ones, every week, almost at the exact same time. How unimaginative is that?"
"It's pretty poor. But listen to the girl reading out texts. Aww, isn't she lovely. You're imaging what she looks like right now."
"Better than you. But she's an empty-headed bint."
"Yes still more than you'll ever be."
"Well duh."
"Why don't you send her a text?"
"Oh shut the fuck up."
"I like the way she say's 'keeing you company at night' as if she's there only for you to make your grubby Saturday night bath less pathetic."
"Do you think I'm the only one listening?"
"Some others might be, but only for a few minutes, getting ready to go out or on their way there."
"I hate them."
"But you don't even want to be like them."
"I want them to be like me. I want everyone to be like me. I want everyone to be in this bath right now."
"Kinky."
"Listen to this song! SAME TIME EVERY WEEK. And I always try to work out who's singing it, even though I don't even like it. Then at the end I think 'of course it was her!' And I turn off the radio half an hour later and forget until next week."
"What a life. I also like the way you take longer drying yourself than you do in the bath."
"You know I alway feel wet unless I do it right."
"Yes, I know. Loser."
"Go away."
"But I'm keeping you company!"
"Then shut up. I want to hear who sings this song."