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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I need


I need

I need fixed


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not much to work with here

in a box

and it's getting smaller

can't breathe

breath?

breathe

alwasy forget which is which

becuase I can't learn


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you need something to build

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bRAINs

LOl
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look at this

look at these thigns I've ytping

eyes are crossed

you're playing with my delirium


______________________

WAR MOVIE

_____________________


(THE SARGE AND THE YOUNG ROOKIE ARE IN A DITCH.)

Rookie: They've got us pinned down, Sarge

Sarge: Quite your bitching, girl. What are you, a faggot? We can still win this day.

Rookie: There's so many of them and we're in a ditch.

Sarge: Yeah, well we're win because we're the good guys, you fucking maggot.

Rookie: The good guys? We invaded their country!

Sarge: To overthrow their fucking corrupt government.

Rookie: Let them have a corrupt government, I don't give a fuck!

Sarge: You little godamn shit, we're just this for all the kids back home, so they can grow up with FREEDOM.

Rookie: That makes no sense!

Sarge: SHUT YER HOLE, coward. We jump out this ditch and kill them in five, four, three...

Rookie: I, wait, no!

Sarge: TWO, FUCKING ONE...AAAAAAAAH, DIE YOU FOREIGN DOGS!

(Sarge jumps out. Rookie stays in the ditch. Sarge is brutally gunned down and dies before he even hits the ground.)

Foreign Troop: We have killed your heroic sarge, give up.

Rookie: Okay!

(Rookie jumps out.)

Rookie: I surrender!

Troop: Ha! You gutless coward! Where is your Jesus Christ now and your Uncle Sam?

Rookie: Err...

Troop: SILENCE. We killed all your friends and your beloved leader.

Rookie: I don't love that crazy old fool! I'll join you guys. I'll provide intelligence. I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU ASK OF ME, OH MASTERS.

Troop: Then you are a traitor?

Rookie: Yes.

Troop: And a coward?

Rookie: Yes?

(The trooper shoots rookie in the head, killing him.)

Troop: Then die like one.

(He spits on Rookie's body.)

FIN

____________________________


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That's clever.
 
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