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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
made some sandwiched today
but i cut them unevenly
i hate that
i almost unmade them in a fit of anger
but that would have been stupid
have to make do with what you've got
like children starving of aids in africa do
ah-h-h-h-h
see what i did there
ah-h-h-h-h
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ffffffffffffff

nothing is cool

you start off wrong you can't go RIGHT

igf you're YOUR NOT YOU'RE if your brain didn't grow right way

you can't grow it again

it only grow sonce

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HAHAHAHA
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nothing's going to come out

it's like umm

like an empty piggy bank

that's my head

YES

HAVE THE PERFECT METAPHOR
OH GOD I HAVE TO DEVELOP THIS BEFORE IT GOES

RIGHT

you put money in the piggybank when your (you're) young

but you take it out

and stop putting it in

so gradually the piggybank runs out of money

then you find it years later

down the back of your bed

and you think "great my childhood piggywank!"

and you go "Aww"

and you shake it around

becuase you remember

you remember the sound of money inside it rattling around

but you don't hear that sound

and you think well maybe it's not as loud because I'm not a childanymore

so you listen closely

and you hear something rattling around

and you open it

and you find a single coin in it

all dusty and green and moldy

you don't even want to touch it

so you fucking shove that piggy bank back downt he back of the bed

that's me

I'm the piggybank

my brain is

it had thoughts when it was young

but they went away

used up

they weren't valid

I disregarded them one by one

and nothing new came

BECAUSE I WAS WRONG

and sometimes I think I've found myself

but there's nothing in there

just one thought rattling about

the one that can never leave

that's me

that's what I'm reduced to

the smallest thing rattling around in an empty piggbank

stuff me back down the bakc of the bed

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Cyber Frodo crawled towars Mount Router. THe last remnant of hte old internet.

Cyber Sam was dead, his mind spammed by the memes. Frodo was reduced to crawling on his belly. He held the message board database on his back. The board where it had all started. Where cyber sauron has been born.

Had he started off as evil? It was impossible to know,but Frodo thought not. Still,w asn't ignorance it'self a kind of evil? He should have known what he was donig. Laying waste to the rest of the internet by dedicating himself fully to that one board, building it up with his memes, oh the terrible memes, infecting all they touched. Burn internet burn he said at times and did he mean it? He may have passed it off as sarcasm, but Frodo thought there was truth in it. All intelligent debate had died under his spam. The internet had become mindless, soulless. Like him.

He had died, in body, but he still lived in the message board database. He had poured so much into that board, it was incredible. There was more of him in there than there had been in his body in the end. He still lived. It was intelligent. His ghost posted automaticallly from there. And there were many who still responded. He still had them. The database had to go. Every trace. And the only way was to plunge it deep into the fiery chasm beneath mount router.

How would Cyber Saruman react? He had intended to destroy Sauron himself once, but his study of the board had seen him infected by the memes and turned him into an imitation of Sauron, and he had created his own board, in mockery but also in revenance, and it had grown...but Frodo was confident that Cyber Aragorn would have purged its database by now. it was all on Cyber Frodo.

It felt so heavy. But he was nearly there...

"We wants it," said Cyber Gollum, appearing from nowhere. "Gives us the precious! We needs to post! WE NEEDS MEMES, YES."

"don't you want to be free?" asked Frodo. "Don't you want a mind of your own?"

"Yes, no, yes, no...GOLLUM GOLLUM!" Gollum jumped and took the database in his hands somehow, binary data was made physical, a miracle. And Gollum danced. And sang. Sang a fucking meme song.

"RRRRR!" said Frodo and he charged and Gollum and both fell and the database fell...and both sank in the burning hot lava and died, but the database died too...or did it? "THE DATA FLOW, NO!" said Frodo.

It was now flowing through the lava intself and out into Cyber Earth...
 
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