CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
made some sandwiched today
but i cut them unevenly
i hate that
i almost unmade them in a fit of anger
but that would have been stupid
have to make do with what you've got
like children starving of aids in africa do
ah-h-h-h-h
see what i did there
ah-h-h-h-h
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nothing is cool
you start off wrong you can't go RIGHT
igf you're YOUR NOT YOU'RE if your brain didn't grow right way
you can't grow it again
it only grow sonce
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HAHAHAHA
a
nothing's going to come out
it's like umm
like an empty piggy bank
that's my head
YES
HAVE THE PERFECT METAPHOR
OH GOD I HAVE TO DEVELOP THIS BEFORE IT GOES
RIGHT
you put money in the piggybank when your (you're) young
but you take it out
and stop putting it in
so gradually the piggybank runs out of money
then you find it years later
down the back of your bed
and you think "great my childhood piggywank!"
and you go "Aww"
and you shake it around
becuase you remember
you remember the sound of money inside it rattling around
but you don't hear that sound
and you think well maybe it's not as loud because I'm not a childanymore
so you listen closely
and you hear something rattling around
and you open it
and you find a single coin in it
all dusty and green and moldy
you don't even want to touch it
so you fucking shove that piggy bank back downt he back of the bed
that's me
I'm the piggybank
my brain is
it had thoughts when it was young
but they went away
used up
they weren't valid
I disregarded them one by one
and nothing new came
BECAUSE I WAS WRONG
and sometimes I think I've found myself
but there's nothing in there
just one thought rattling about
the one that can never leave
that's me
that's what I'm reduced to
the smallest thing rattling around in an empty piggbank
stuff me back down the bakc of the bed
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EHEHEHEHe
e
e
eerergr________-----
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Cyber Frodo crawled towars Mount Router. THe last remnant of hte old internet.
Cyber Sam was dead, his mind spammed by the memes. Frodo was reduced to crawling on his belly. He held the message board database on his back. The board where it had all started. Where cyber sauron has been born.
Had he started off as evil? It was impossible to know,but Frodo thought not. Still,w asn't ignorance it'self a kind of evil? He should have known what he was donig. Laying waste to the rest of the internet by dedicating himself fully to that one board, building it up with his memes, oh the terrible memes, infecting all they touched. Burn internet burn he said at times and did he mean it? He may have passed it off as sarcasm, but Frodo thought there was truth in it. All intelligent debate had died under his spam. The internet had become mindless, soulless. Like him.
He had died, in body, but he still lived in the message board database. He had poured so much into that board, it was incredible. There was more of him in there than there had been in his body in the end. He still lived. It was intelligent. His ghost posted automaticallly from there. And there were many who still responded. He still had them. The database had to go. Every trace. And the only way was to plunge it deep into the fiery chasm beneath mount router.
How would Cyber Saruman react? He had intended to destroy Sauron himself once, but his study of the board had seen him infected by the memes and turned him into an imitation of Sauron, and he had created his own board, in mockery but also in revenance, and it had grown...but Frodo was confident that Cyber Aragorn would have purged its database by now. it was all on Cyber Frodo.
It felt so heavy. But he was nearly there...
"We wants it," said Cyber Gollum, appearing from nowhere. "Gives us the precious! We needs to post! WE NEEDS MEMES, YES."
"don't you want to be free?" asked Frodo. "Don't you want a mind of your own?"
"Yes, no, yes, no...GOLLUM GOLLUM!" Gollum jumped and took the database in his hands somehow, binary data was made physical, a miracle. And Gollum danced. And sang. Sang a fucking meme song.
"RRRRR!" said Frodo and he charged and Gollum and both fell and the database fell...and both sank in the burning hot lava and died, but the database died too...or did it? "THE DATA FLOW, NO!" said Frodo.
It was now flowing through the lava intself and out into Cyber Earth...
but i cut them unevenly
i hate that
i almost unmade them in a fit of anger
but that would have been stupid
have to make do with what you've got
like children starving of aids in africa do
ah-h-h-h-h
see what i did there
ah-h-h-h-h
__________________________
ffffffffffffff
nothing is cool
you start off wrong you can't go RIGHT
igf you're YOUR NOT YOU'RE if your brain didn't grow right way
you can't grow it again
it only grow sonce
___________________________
HAHAHAHA
a
nothing's going to come out
it's like umm
like an empty piggy bank
that's my head
YES
HAVE THE PERFECT METAPHOR
OH GOD I HAVE TO DEVELOP THIS BEFORE IT GOES
RIGHT
you put money in the piggybank when your (you're) young
but you take it out
and stop putting it in
so gradually the piggybank runs out of money
then you find it years later
down the back of your bed
and you think "great my childhood piggywank!"
and you go "Aww"
and you shake it around
becuase you remember
you remember the sound of money inside it rattling around
but you don't hear that sound
and you think well maybe it's not as loud because I'm not a childanymore
so you listen closely
and you hear something rattling around
and you open it
and you find a single coin in it
all dusty and green and moldy
you don't even want to touch it
so you fucking shove that piggy bank back downt he back of the bed
that's me
I'm the piggybank
my brain is
it had thoughts when it was young
but they went away
used up
they weren't valid
I disregarded them one by one
and nothing new came
BECAUSE I WAS WRONG
and sometimes I think I've found myself
but there's nothing in there
just one thought rattling about
the one that can never leave
that's me
that's what I'm reduced to
the smallest thing rattling around in an empty piggbank
stuff me back down the bakc of the bed
___________________________________________--
EHEHEHEHe
e
e
eerergr________-----
______________________________--
Cyber Frodo crawled towars Mount Router. THe last remnant of hte old internet.
Cyber Sam was dead, his mind spammed by the memes. Frodo was reduced to crawling on his belly. He held the message board database on his back. The board where it had all started. Where cyber sauron has been born.
Had he started off as evil? It was impossible to know,but Frodo thought not. Still,w asn't ignorance it'self a kind of evil? He should have known what he was donig. Laying waste to the rest of the internet by dedicating himself fully to that one board, building it up with his memes, oh the terrible memes, infecting all they touched. Burn internet burn he said at times and did he mean it? He may have passed it off as sarcasm, but Frodo thought there was truth in it. All intelligent debate had died under his spam. The internet had become mindless, soulless. Like him.
He had died, in body, but he still lived in the message board database. He had poured so much into that board, it was incredible. There was more of him in there than there had been in his body in the end. He still lived. It was intelligent. His ghost posted automaticallly from there. And there were many who still responded. He still had them. The database had to go. Every trace. And the only way was to plunge it deep into the fiery chasm beneath mount router.
How would Cyber Saruman react? He had intended to destroy Sauron himself once, but his study of the board had seen him infected by the memes and turned him into an imitation of Sauron, and he had created his own board, in mockery but also in revenance, and it had grown...but Frodo was confident that Cyber Aragorn would have purged its database by now. it was all on Cyber Frodo.
It felt so heavy. But he was nearly there...
"We wants it," said Cyber Gollum, appearing from nowhere. "Gives us the precious! We needs to post! WE NEEDS MEMES, YES."
"don't you want to be free?" asked Frodo. "Don't you want a mind of your own?"
"Yes, no, yes, no...GOLLUM GOLLUM!" Gollum jumped and took the database in his hands somehow, binary data was made physical, a miracle. And Gollum danced. And sang. Sang a fucking meme song.
"RRRRR!" said Frodo and he charged and Gollum and both fell and the database fell...and both sank in the burning hot lava and died, but the database died too...or did it? "THE DATA FLOW, NO!" said Frodo.
It was now flowing through the lava intself and out into Cyber Earth...