CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I could have shown you so much
I COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU IT ALL
EVEYRTING HAHa
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you wouldn't listen
yo wouldn't get on my wavelentgh
IT'S TOO LATE NOW
COURSE SET
NO GONIG BACK
ONE WAY TRIPE
SORRY BITCH
THIS IS IT
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EVH
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HFHAHa
JUST DOLISTEN TO THE SAME SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
YES IT'S A WASTE BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SONGS REALLY MAKE IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT?
SOME PEOPLE CAN'T CHANGE AND GROW
THEY LIKE SIMPLE REPETITIVE THIGNS
LET THEM HAVE It FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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DUDE WHERE'SM Y LFIE?
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BANG BANG
WHO'S THERE
SATAN
SATAN WHO?
SATAN I DON'T REALLY EXIST LOL
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LET'S BLAME EVERYTHING ON INVISIBLED EXTERNAL FORCES WHICH HAVE SOMEHOW TAKEN AN INTEREST IN OUR LIVES YEAH THAT SEEMS LIKELY
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Tom looked at the dead bodies of Gandalf and Aragorn. He smiled.
"You killed your friends," said the lead troll. "I respect that."
"They were cunts," said Old Tom. "Now come with me and let's burn the internet again."
"What do we get out of it?" asked another troll.
"I already explained..." started Tom, but he remembered how short the troll attention span was. "Look, if I said I have Goldberry chained up back at my house and you can each take turns in having your way with her, would you join me then?"
"YES!" said every single troll. There was nothing they loved more than raping a fair-heard human woman. Though Goldberry wasn't quite human...
"Then get in the helicopter! said Tom. "IT'S TIME TO KILL A METAL DWARF."
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see I can't even write that anymore
I have to go back (KATE!) and look up the older entreis to get the continutyi right
BUT I CAN'T BE PISSED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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ther'es nothing to fear but fear itself
and death
I COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU IT ALL
EVEYRTING HAHa
a
as
g
h
h
h
gh
h
h
g
you wouldn't listen
yo wouldn't get on my wavelentgh
IT'S TOO LATE NOW
COURSE SET
NO GONIG BACK
ONE WAY TRIPE
SORRY BITCH
THIS IS IT
_______________--
EVH
g
HFHAHa
JUST DOLISTEN TO THE SAME SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
YES IT'S A WASTE BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SONGS REALLY MAKE IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT?
SOME PEOPLE CAN'T CHANGE AND GROW
THEY LIKE SIMPLE REPETITIVE THIGNS
LET THEM HAVE It FOR FUCK'S SAKE
______________________
g
DUDHd
d
DUDE WHERE'SM Y LFIE?
__________-
BANG BANG
WHO'S THERE
SATAN
SATAN WHO?
SATAN I DON'T REALLY EXIST LOL
_____-----
LET'S BLAME EVERYTHING ON INVISIBLED EXTERNAL FORCES WHICH HAVE SOMEHOW TAKEN AN INTEREST IN OUR LIVES YEAH THAT SEEMS LIKELY
_____________________--
ffffffff
________-
Tom looked at the dead bodies of Gandalf and Aragorn. He smiled.
"You killed your friends," said the lead troll. "I respect that."
"They were cunts," said Old Tom. "Now come with me and let's burn the internet again."
"What do we get out of it?" asked another troll.
"I already explained..." started Tom, but he remembered how short the troll attention span was. "Look, if I said I have Goldberry chained up back at my house and you can each take turns in having your way with her, would you join me then?"
"YES!" said every single troll. There was nothing they loved more than raping a fair-heard human woman. Though Goldberry wasn't quite human...
"Then get in the helicopter! said Tom. "IT'S TIME TO KILL A METAL DWARF."
_________--
see I can't even write that anymore
I have to go back (KATE!) and look up the older entreis to get the continutyi right
BUT I CAN'T BE PISSED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
_____________--
ther'es nothing to fear but fear itself
and death
