CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
gery grey gey geyge geyg geyvg i was trying to type grey to represent my brain but it doesn't really represent my brain everything is ins a constant delay like i'm watching like i'm the observe i'm not making the decisions they're already made and i react to them but who's making the decisions it is me i guess it's just that the observer part is the only part that feels real and it's observing that very feeling of realness and if you turn it off what then will i stop moving i don't know actually that's what it is i won't know if it's turned on so if i do stop moving i won't know but if i am still moving i won't know so i might as well not being moving are animals alive umm yeah we're animals we're just bigger brained animals that's all so yeah everyone knows this really and lies to themself i'm lying to myself now thinking by typing this an alien from the future will read it and think i like what this human has to say and make me immortal becaue logically aliens in the future will be both immortal and have the ability to look back through time and as the universe is infinite and these aliens are immortal logically one of them will eventually read this but then again they might decide lol i'm not making this loser immortal but remember it's an infinite universe of infinite possibilities like spock said so eventuially only will read who does grant me immortality and i really do think and believe this welll kind of maybe i don't maybe it's just to get me through the rest of the day because ummi i din't know survival instinct it's tbheo nly reason i haven't killed myseld logically there's no reason to be alive it can only end in death and once it's death then it's like everything has been ereased because the observer isn't existing anymore becaue ther'es nothing to observer and no system to create the observer so what's the point in any of this unless immortal future infinitiy aliens comes on guys hurry up but if they can do it any time they would have already done it by now surely damn it unless they're waiting until i die but that's kind of cruel anyway here#s charles horse with something
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CHARLES HORSE WALKED INTO HIS GARDEN
"WHY DO PLANTS EXIST IT'S FUCKING STUPID," HE SHOUTED AT THE PLANTS
"ARE YOU OKAY" ASKED HIS NEIGHBOUR, A WOMAN
"I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE A SEXUAL REMARK," HE SAID AND WENT BACK INSIDE
A FEW MINUTES LATER THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND KNOCKED AT THE DOOR
"OY, MATE, YOU MAKING SEXUAL REMARKS TO MY WIFE?" HE ASKED
"NO I SPECIFICALLY SAID I WAS NOT GOING TO MAKE A SEUXAL REMARK" SAID CHARLES HORSE THE HERO OF OUR STORY
"THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU, MATE?" ASKED THE HUSBAND
"AT LEAST I DON'T CALL PEOPLE MATE ALL THE TIME WHEN WE'RE CLEARLY NOT MATES," SAID CHARLES HORSE. "CHECK AND MATE!" HE ADDED, ON IMPULSE.
THE NEIGHBOUR PUNCED HIM ON THE NOSE.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WIFE," HE SAID AND WALKED AWAY AFTER GLARING.
"BUT IT'S MY GARDEN!" SAID CHARLES HORSE.
HE DID NOT GO INTO HIS GARDEN AGAIN FOR THREE WEEKS. WHEN HE DID, HE FOUND HALF A DEAD FOX THERE.
HE THOUGHT OF SLINGING IT OVER THE FENCE TO THE NASTY NEIGHBOUR'S SIDE FOR REVENGE.
BUT DIDN'T DO IT.
HE JUST KIND OF KICKED IT BEHIND THE SHED INSTEAD.
HE HURRIED BACK INSIDE.
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haha
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CHARLES HORSE WALKED INTO HIS GARDEN
"WHY DO PLANTS EXIST IT'S FUCKING STUPID," HE SHOUTED AT THE PLANTS
"ARE YOU OKAY" ASKED HIS NEIGHBOUR, A WOMAN
"I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE A SEXUAL REMARK," HE SAID AND WENT BACK INSIDE
A FEW MINUTES LATER THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND KNOCKED AT THE DOOR
"OY, MATE, YOU MAKING SEXUAL REMARKS TO MY WIFE?" HE ASKED
"NO I SPECIFICALLY SAID I WAS NOT GOING TO MAKE A SEUXAL REMARK" SAID CHARLES HORSE THE HERO OF OUR STORY
"THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU, MATE?" ASKED THE HUSBAND
"AT LEAST I DON'T CALL PEOPLE MATE ALL THE TIME WHEN WE'RE CLEARLY NOT MATES," SAID CHARLES HORSE. "CHECK AND MATE!" HE ADDED, ON IMPULSE.
THE NEIGHBOUR PUNCED HIM ON THE NOSE.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WIFE," HE SAID AND WALKED AWAY AFTER GLARING.
"BUT IT'S MY GARDEN!" SAID CHARLES HORSE.
HE DID NOT GO INTO HIS GARDEN AGAIN FOR THREE WEEKS. WHEN HE DID, HE FOUND HALF A DEAD FOX THERE.
HE THOUGHT OF SLINGING IT OVER THE FENCE TO THE NASTY NEIGHBOUR'S SIDE FOR REVENGE.
BUT DIDN'T DO IT.
HE JUST KIND OF KICKED IT BEHIND THE SHED INSTEAD.
HE HURRIED BACK INSIDE.
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haha
