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Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

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So I'm on vacation this week and next. I was planning on doing some work on my house here, but it's been raining every fucking day, not that I'm complaining because we need the rain. But ANYWAY, yesterday I ended up taking possession of a couple of my nephews and a couple of their friends for an afternoon, so I took them downtown here.

One of them wanted to visit a hookah bar. Done.

One of them actually thought the snake wrapped around a girl's neck was fake and went to touch it, and when it coiled back on him he nearly shit his pants. Done.

We saw a girl who was dressed up like a dead doll, with a frilly white dress, tons of white face powder, and lengthy blue-green hair. Done.

And also, http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf
 
My uncle took us to see Rangers V Celtic once. It didn't sound as fun as that but I did nearly shit my pants several times.

I like the sound of the powder white girl. HOT
 
Today is one of my good friends' 50th birthday. 50! She looks more like 35. When I was underage I used to make her buy me booze. That was a long time ago.

Anyway, I texted her earlier to wish her a happy birthday and it turns out she's in town and is threatening to come visit.
 
Tell her you think she looks 35, it might get awkward and then you can report back.

I remember once you posted a picture of someone in a bar. It was a good thread.
 
Place lots of slices of bread all around your house before she comes over, then don't mention it at all and when she finally asks say "Bread? What bread!?"
 
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