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Things on my desk right now

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
PC, scanner, printer, loads of paperwork, two stress pigs, a stress carrot, a stress cig, darth vader and obi wan made from breathing tubes, pens, a stapler, a stapler remover, scraps the cuddly toy, my keys, my phone, the wire that goes to the phone charger, a bottle of water, mostly full, a phone, various post it notes I havnt thrown away, some paper clips, a little bit of my jumper which is mostly on the next desk, some small dots of strange black mold that appear overnight and are hard to scrape off, some toilet paper I swiped from the bathroom to blow my nose on, and my arms.
 
bunch of cards, pot, bowl, lighter, coffee cup, stacks of cds, floss, stickie notes, digi camera, box of matches, pens, two routers, speakers, rob zombie minimates lego action figure, assorted papers and doodads, Stephen King's "The Art Of Writing", japanese directions for my printer, and my dick.
 
Monitor

Assorted DVD's including -
Maid Marian and her Merry Men (Series 1)
Closer
Crash
Germany 1 England 5
Grosse Pointe Blank
The Chronicles of Narnia
Mean Streets
The Odd Couple
The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer
Wonderland
Bang Bang! It's Reeve's & Mortimer!
The Apartment
Total Film DVD Issue 3
Garden State
War of the Worlds (Cruise)
Extras (Series 1)
Death on the Nile

My Casio Wristwatch

Wallet containing various items, including £30.40 cash, and a bullet.

PC Tower, Scanner

Sony Ericsson K750i Mobile Phone / Cell Phone

Disc of extensive software for the Phone

Small bundle of DVD software, games & the sort

Various paperwork relating to work, finances and the sort

Bunch of cases for the DVD CD Games
 
It's a blank. They used to fire them on Browndown, a military range near where I lived as a kid. I've carried one in my wallet since I was 14, as has my Dad - we picked them up when I used to walk out there with my Dad as a nipper.
 
I hope you leave it at home when you go to the airport, there could be complications.

My auntie Alma use to have two shells from an anti aircraft gun, I always wanted them, but I think my dickwad uncle gave them away after she died.
 
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^ Are you kidding? I like everything to stay the same. the onlything different now is I also have a bottle of water and an ink Pen I stole from a lawyers office.

;)
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missmanners said:
^ Are you kidding? I like everything to stay the same. the onlything different now is I also have a bottle of water and an ink Pen I stole from a lawyers office.

;)
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Even a Tax Inspector isn't going to knock an act of petty theft against a lawyer!
 
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